Perfect Bday gift for my 23 yr old BF

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maybe a watch; gshock, fossil? Im sure whatever you get him, he'll appreciate it.
 
If he gets everything he wants get him something that doesn't happen or he can't get on a regular basis.

If he likes basketball, get him playoff tickets.
If he likes sci-fi stuff, get him tickets to ComiCon
You get the idea. Like someone said, think outside the box.
 
Okay well you know him best so you're going to have to come up with it.

We on here don't know what he has or hasn't got already.

Besides like the 1 or 2 things that you mentioned what else is he into like that?

You have to go out of the ordinary with him on that day.

Well if he's a sneakerhead and he's turning 23 you know that you have to do something sneaker related as far as that goes and it has to be good and special because that was MJ's number.

Also like concerning sex or sexual things...

Do stuff in the bedroom that you two don't normally do.

You can take pictures or make a video of you two doing the nasty.

If you two have sex a lot try different positions or get him some Viagra and let him punish you for that day until you're sore.

Also, I think someone mentioned it... wake up head... what that means is that if you spend the night with him before or anytime around his birthday try to wake up before he does and start giving him head with a his soft penis... he'll wake up (and you know we get rock hard as soon as we wake up) and he'll be loving it...

If you don't normally swallow his semen then do so... but don't stop giving him head once he cums... keep going until you can make him cum again... even after he cums the first time and might go soft for a little keep going and he'll get back hard and swallow again. He'll be drained and love it and just want to lay back and relax and that's when you start kissing up on him and making out with him... take his hand and put it on your vagina and show him where to rub and how you want it rubbed while tounging him down and jerking him too until he's turned on again and you two can go at it some more... tire and wear (sp) him out for his day...

Last but not least... let him do Anal. All, well must guys, love to do it, but we know our lady counterparts not so much... thank god for porn and Jenna Haze. He'll definitely love that especially with no condom and how tight it is it feels so good and he doesn't have to pull out.

Oh yeah... if he smokes chronic or both of you do then get some of the finest stuff that you can and blow it down... sex is so good when you're high
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His parents can't get/do those stuff for him.

Let me know if you like my suggestions... if it's to graphic for you my fault, but I'm trying to be real with you from a guys perspective that most (I assume) would love for their girlfriend to do.
 
Soak a tampon in a bucket of vodka. Insert it into his butt. Buttshots... will get him way more drunk in way less time, alcohol goes right into the blodstream. It's a gift that he can use again and again. Priceless really.
 
Originally Posted by swizzc

Soak a tampon in a bucket of vodka. Insert it into his butt. Buttshots... will get him way more drunk in way less time, alcohol goes right into the blodstream. It's a gift that he can use again and again. Priceless really.
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the $$%#?
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Originally Posted by Putting In Work

Okay well you know him best so you're going to have to come up with it.

We on here don't know what he has or hasn't got already.

Besides like the 1 or 2 things that you mentioned what else is he into like that?

You have to go out of the ordinary with him on that day.

Well if he's a sneakerhead and he's turning 23 you know that you have to do something sneaker related as far as that goes and it has to be good and special because that was MJ's number.

Also like concerning sex or sexual things...

Do stuff in the bedroom that you two don't normally do.

You can take pictures or make a video of you two doing the nasty.

If you two have sex a lot try different positions or get him some Viagra and let him punish you for that day until you're sore.

Also, I think someone mentioned it... wake up head... what that means is that if you spend the night with him before or anytime around his birthday try to wake up before he does and start giving him head with a his soft penis... he'll wake up (and you know we get rock hard as soon as we wake up) and he'll be loving it...

If you don't normally swallow his semen then do so... but don't stop giving him head once he cums... keep going until you can make him cum again... even after he cums the first time and might go soft for a little keep going and he'll get back hard and swallow again. He'll be drained and love it and just want to lay back and relax and that's when you start kissing up on him and making out with him... take his hand and put it on your vagina and show him where to rub and how you want it rubbed while tounging him down and jerking him too until he's turned on again and you two can go at it some more... tire and wear (sp) him out for his day...

Last but not least... let him do Anal. All, well must guys, love to do it, but we know our lady counterparts not so much... thank god for porn and Jenna Haze. He'll definitely love that especially with no condom and how tight it is it feels so good and he doesn't have to pull out.

Oh yeah... if he smokes chronic or both of you do then get some of the finest stuff that you can and blow it down... sex is so good when you're high
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His parents can't get/do those stuff for him.

Let me know if you like my suggestions... if it's to graphic for you my fault, but I'm trying to be real with you from a guys perspective that most (I assume) would love for their girlfriend to do.
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I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THIS MAN SAID
 
Originally Posted by swizzc

Soak a tampon in a bucket of vodka. Insert it into his butt. Buttshots... will get him way more drunk in way less time, alcohol goes right into the blodstream. It's a gift that he can use again and again. Priceless really.
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^ *dead*....you on some 1000 Ways to Die $*%! ^

  
 
Originally Posted by swizzc

Soak a tampon in a bucket of vodka. Insert it into his butt. Buttshots... will get him way more drunk in way less time, alcohol goes right into the blodstream. It's a gift that he can use again and again. Priceless really.
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