Pick-Up lines?

[seventh letter]

"Do you like peanut butter?"

"Yes"

"Me too. Let's have sex"

100% success rate with me

 

[daproblem53]

me:"you look nice with no pants on"


her:"huh"


me:"im sorry my watch is a hour ahead"

 

[neighb0rh00d]

Im an astronaut and my mission is to see Uranus.

 

[seventh letter]

^

shall try that one tonight.

EDIT: daproblem53's pick-up line

 

[menacin methods]

"get in the car"

 

[seventh letter]

Would you be so good as to allow me to tally your ho?

 

[Pmighty]

i dont really have pick up lines
most of my convos start with "well hello there"

 

[seventh letter]

I've got the F, the C, and the K, the only thing missing is you.

 

[noodles]

Originally Posted by daproblem53

me:"you look nice with no pants on"


her:"huh"


me:"im sorry my watch is a hour ahead"

 

[petermans]

Hi, my names *insertname*. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later.

I want to melt in your mouth, not your hand.

You: Wanna come to the party tonight?
Girl: which one?
You: The one in my pants.

 

[sheistbugz]

"I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah, that's right. It was in the dictionary next to 'KABLAM!'" -fresh prince
"Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!" -fresh prince

 

[xtonexbonex818]

My milk of magnesia. Oh! After the devil made you, he broke the mold.

 

[tml09]

"Lest me smasheth from the posterior in a manner to which canines are accustomed."

1800s pick up lines

 

[jayhood23]

"Let me feel your warmth"

Guy-i bet you taste like my favorite candy bar
Girl-oh really and which one is that?
Guy-let me taste you to refresh my memory

-Jay

 

[dcortes23]

me: we can either have sex with a condom or without its your choice.

5 for 5 my boy uses it. too funny can't believe it works..

 

[primavera vills]

In real life, I don't use them.




But here's one:

You look like you bone well.

 

[gregory house]

Originally Posted by seventh letter

I've got the F, the C, and the K, the only thing missing is you.

 

[disfunctional]

You: Hi

Her: Hi

You: *Whips it out*

 

[sk23]

Originally Posted by tml09

"Lest me smasheth from the posterior in a manner to which canines are accustomed."

1800s pick up lines

that line is straight pffftttttt

 

[650]

Are you looking for a stud? Cause I have an S-T-D and all I need is U!!

Works every time.

 

[sportinjordans916]

You: Are you going to the BBQ this weekend?

Her: What BBQ?

You: The one where I slap my meat in your grill.



You: Have you ever kissed a rabbit in between the ears... *pull your pants pockets inside out*

 

[ubuibeme]

"What are my options?"

My homeboy put me on to this pick-up line...hasn't failed me yet.

 

[jayhood23]

Guy- I'm going swimming
Girl- Where?
Guy- In you

 

[nomadicsole21]

Me: "Hey Excuse Me Miss, You Know How Much A Polar Bear Weighs?"
Girl: "No, How Much?"
Me: "Enough to Break The Ice", Smile

, then say "My NameIs....Nice to Meet You"

Im 3/4

 

[cwrite78]

do you like the smell of Chloroform?