Pick-Up lines?

[eightysbaby]

Pick up lines? We off that.

But...

Guy: Lemme beat
Girl: Ok

 

[shaze804]

Originally Posted by daproblem53

me:"you look nice with no pants on"


her:"huh"


me:"im sorry my watch is a hour ahead"

LOL

 

[migit1209]

This one is physical... to get your hand over her/him. It's hella corny but they get the job done.

You:"Hey, do you know where a pirates parrot goes?"
You"Here... or Here?"

*Proceed by asking on the left shoulder or right shoulder, eventually putting your hand on the right one

 

[psykho]

Originally Posted by 650

Are you looking for a stud? Cause I have an S-T-D and all I need is U!!

Works every time.

 

[bilbo07]

Originally Posted by EightysBaby

Pick up lines? We off that.

But...

Guy: Lemme beat
Girl: Ok

thats what i do.

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by Gregory House

Originally Posted by seventh letter

I've got the F, the C, and the K, the only thing missing is you.

I'm using this tomorrow.

 

[psykho]

"Can I borrow you?"

 

[Nujavez]

Go up to the girl and say
you - "Hey can I borrow your cell phone?"
her - "sure"
*you take it, look at it and then say.."
you - "There's something wrong with your phone."
her - "What?"
you - "It don't got my phone number in it."

60% of the time it works everytime

or use
"my love for you is like a river, like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver, one look from you is more precious than gold, lets go get some barbequeand get busy"

 

[inspectah derek]

 

[sofreakinwavy]

i may not be the best looking dude in the room but im the only one talking to you

 

[kanyewestjayz4life]

Originally Posted by psykhO

Originally Posted by 650

Are you looking for a stud? Cause I have an S-T-D and all I need is U!!

Works every time.

I dont know about that one, she might get scared off/

 

[seventh letter]

Let's make like gears and grind.

 

[chris boshs neck]

I went up to a brown chick in the club and hit her with "u wanna be my kim kardashian" worked well but she smelled

 

[650]

I wasn't serious

 

[whateversclever]

ayo ma let me spit in your mouth <- classic

 

[jaypesoz]

sup?

 

[hoosier bad boy 11]

NT has been on a roll within the past couple of weeks LOL

 

[black chiney]

if i was your heart, would you let me beat?

 

[maddenfan04]

Me: You like like my first wife. Her: How many wives have you had? Me: None

 

[migit1209]

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Were you a Girl Scout? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off.Hey, it's not coming off!

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Did the Lord steal the thunder from the skies and put them in your thighs?

 

[chris82790]

can i take a picture of you so i could show santa what i want for christmas

 

[optimusprimeaphia]

Originally Posted by daproblem53

me:"you look nice with no pants on"


her:"huh"


me:"im sorry my watch is a hour ahead"

 

[ryda421]

if you see a girl smoking a cigarette,

YOU: if I was a cigarette, would you smoke me ?

 

[jwalker123]

lol

 

[badboyf0life420]