Moheezy
formerly mizzoe33
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A friend of mine posted it on Buzz, and I thought I would share it:
SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Let's see if you guys can come up with your own. I'll start:
TRIBALISM:
You have 2 cows and your neighbour has 3 cows. You engage in all out violent war for generations well after nobody even remembers the cows anymore
SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Let's see if you guys can come up with your own. I'll start:
TRIBALISM:
You have 2 cows and your neighbour has 3 cows. You engage in all out violent war for generations well after nobody even remembers the cows anymore
