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Post unbelieveably true stories. Vol. Cool story bro.
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A 39 year old chick bagged me when I was 19, busted and had prolly the worse looking fro (pre-dread phase) and goofiest look in my life. She wine and dinned me, spent mad bread on me, sexed me oh so good, and just straight spoiled my *** for months straight. I have a key to her house right now and I come and go as I please. She might be getting married soon.
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She looks like Hallie Berry
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gmsboy1
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Posting for later. Hope this thread goes as intended.
do be doo
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pics?
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I'm not sure how much this is gonna compare to other people's stories. But nobody ever believes me when I tell it, so I don't even bother. One time in bumper to bumper traffic on the west side highway, me and my boy were next to this dude and his GF in a white BMW. Dude was rolling up and we were talkin to him (his girl was fire btw, and it was like 3am comin back from the bar). We asked him to pass it, on the highway. We were half joking though. Long story short, dude ended up passing it and we had a cyph going between 4 strangers in between lanes on the West Side Highway.
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Had to meet my cuz at the mall cause he had the hook up on some games at kb. So my boy rolls up in a car he got from a fiend, said he'll give me a ride. Cool. So we bounce to the mall. I get my hook up. On the way to the crib (about 5 blocks), a cop flashes his blues (the fiend's wife reports the car stolen) and wants us to stop. My boy's l's is suspended(plus i got a gang load of playstation games on discount (lol)) so he ain't stopping so he floors it. Pass my crib and about four blocks further. We hit another corner, shook the cop and bounced out. I'm going one way, he's going another. Anyway, I get home chill out for a bit go outside to just chill. The cop me and my boy shook rolls up on me and asks me did I see two kids running this way.
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We need pics.
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Tagged pics.
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without pics, all of this never happened.
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'post pic's" is the new niketalk theme this year. i can't wait till a "so and so died today" thread come's up so i could say "post pic's"
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There once was a turkey on the light rail here in minneapolis.
Some black dudes brought it on and were talking about how they had to hurry up and pick up some tar. After they struggled getting it off the train, it got loose and was running around for like 5 minutes.
Some black dudes brought it on and were talking about how they had to hurry up and pick up some tar. After they struggled getting it off the train, it got loose and was running around for like 5 minutes.
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Me an the Homie were chillin at the park drinking waitin for the rest of the homies to show up, we were 19 at the time. A cop pulls up and says the park is closed over the his speakers and for us to leave. So i grab my backpack, which is full of brew and we start walkin to our car. Being the drunk idiot that i am went up to the cop care an was like "I didnt know parks closed Ocifer". Dude took one look at me an hopped out his car. Told my homie to come back to us and was askin what i had in my backpack. I couldnt think of anything to say so i was just like "nothing sir". Cop asked if he could search my bag. I told him "no sir ocifer you have no probable cause" so he just laughs an says he has the right to pat me down for weapons.I was sweatin bullets at the time cuz i had some brass knuckles in my back pocket. Dude pats me down an as soon as he passes my pocket and doesnt say anything i got soo happy. I even stuck out my leg at an angle to make it easier for him to pat down my leg. LOL. But then dude just slaps my backpack outta nowhere an you hear all the cans rattle together. "Hows that of probable cause" he says an laughs. He sits us down, runs our names an what not. We come back clean. He goes to my bag and grabs a beer, looks at us and says.."mmm still cold, sure would be a waste wouldnt it?" Im like "yes sire officer it would be" then hands me my bag back and tells us to go home.
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perfect chance to make my first ducktales post....
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This is a believable story...
Where the Pics seeko...all man You knew even before you made this thread that damn near every poster would ask for pics.
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try the official spelling fail thread
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When I was in high school the attendance lady had a huge crush on me, I would ditch school all the time never had an absence. She wanted to do her but I was too scared and never smashed she was too big for my liking, I regret not smashing and letting her take me out to shop and what not. She was down for that $#% too
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Stonface x 50
i'm callin duckcrap
i'm callin duckcrap
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No1 ever believes me when I tell them this story.
So I was playin ball with my boys at the nearby park one day. We was runnin dudes off the court all day and some of the guys around was gettin heated cuz they couldnt stay on the court. So we about to leave to go grab something to eat and one of the dudes we was playin yelled at us to hold up one second when we was goin to my boys car. He started talkin all this mess about how he owns this court and we made a fool of him and not to come back around here no more. So my boy bein the idiot that he was starts mouthin off to the guy. So the guy pulls out a gun and shoots my boy in the leg. He had to go to the hospital. I went home and told my mother about everything that went down and my mom got scare she said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel Air I wistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say this cab was rare but i thought naw forget it yo holmes to Bel Air. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.
So I was playin ball with my boys at the nearby park one day. We was runnin dudes off the court all day and some of the guys around was gettin heated cuz they couldnt stay on the court. So we about to leave to go grab something to eat and one of the dudes we was playin yelled at us to hold up one second when we was goin to my boys car. He started talkin all this mess about how he owns this court and we made a fool of him and not to come back around here no more. So my boy bein the idiot that he was starts mouthin off to the guy. So the guy pulls out a gun and shoots my boy in the leg. He had to go to the hospital. I went home and told my mother about everything that went down and my mom got scare she said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel Air I wistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say this cab was rare but i thought naw forget it yo holmes to Bel Air. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.
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totally got me
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Earlier this week I had been doing some extreme conditioning for this porn flick audition so my skeet had a stupid dead aim and I was ready for a marathon so I was messin with this chick and she just kept gawking at my bling, it's known to have that kinda stopping power, one thing lead to another and she got danger close, so we ended up going commando and I hit dat *** with a double tap and pointed to the bed. She was a lightweight so I man-handled her like a one man army, made a tactical insertion, made her do plenty of sit reps on my lap and I thought she could take the headshot but that ended up being her last stand and my pro hardline gave her a flat line. I was about to scramble like a real ninja, but I thought about it and called in air support for an emergancy care package, but it was too late... Cold blooded.
