Post Your Brain Farts

[mf doomer]

Having multiple things to do in my mind and forgeting one of them.

 

[andown goes frasier]

I spit on the floor in my crib had me like %%*!

 

[jc5123]

went to arby's clearing wanting the 5 for 5 and when i pull up the girl ask's how she can help as i sit there for

about 10 secs completly lost for what i wanted to order

pretty much felt like a douche

 

[onlysomejordans]

 

[itsgettinhot]

Originally Posted by SlamCity

Put my shoes on barefoot, then tried to put my socks on over

 

[e3lal]

Glad I'm the only one doing ridiculous things.

 

[xxlil ryanxx]

Originally Posted by Jiggaman414


- watching a show on TV, and during the commercial break you totally forgot what you're watching

I do that all the time...like after one channel goes on commercial i flip back to the other one and its on commercial too. now im thinking like !!# was iwatching here

 

[ladyfresh25]

Answering my cell phone saying "Hatclub b_____ speaking" and then answering the store phone "hello"
Putting the Baby bottle top on the milk gallon.
Stay at a green light waiting for it to turn red to go.... Only happened once

 

[ninjallamafromhell]

- Walked out to my car without pants on

- Answered the phone, but forgot to say "Hello?"

- Forgot e^-t is equal to 1/(s+1) in the frequency domain

 

[kam winston]

Lit my cigarette backwards/filter first .

 

[doctorjay507]

Originally Posted by KanyeWestJayZ4life

I tried to open my front door with my car unlock button.

i just did this the other dad at my dorm room haha my teammate thought i was crazy

 

[be23forlife]

walking into a girls clothing store after realizing it wasn't footlocker...proceed to pretend i'm on the phone and walk out

 

[hassan16]

wow I never experience any of these

 

[calvinjohnson]

Some of ya are weird

 

[phil le0tard0]

Trying to drink from a bottle when the top is still on

Using phone as remote


When playing 2k9 I stay getting 5 second violations cause I think Im on defense

 

[jdotgdot]

Forgetting that we had a glass porch door. Opened up the regular door and proceeded to ram into the glass door.

Mistyping my own name to access my email and thinking I changed the password.

 

[supra97rx7]

i was getting ready to go to the pool and my ride came. i threw my house phone in my bag thinking it was my cell phone.

 

[guerrilla warfare]

Rpappy6 wrote:

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Trying to find my pencil when it is above my ear.

Indeed...

 

[kobe85]

opened a fresh gallon of milk and threw the cap away lol..

 

[marvelous m4rk]

Originally Posted by Rpappy6

Trying to find my pencil when it is above my ear.

This actually happen to me a few hours ago

 

[amberelise04]

-Typing in my work email password for my personal email account and locking myself out for 24 hours
-I was on the phone with a friend and I hopped in the jeep to drive to the store and wondered why it was getting so much static in it...yep I was on thecordless home phone
-Frantically searching for something to put over my head when it's raining, just to get to my vehicle and notice an umbrella in my purse

 

[eight2one]

today I paid for my 40....walked out emptyhanded.

 

[0onetwo]

Opening a tub of yogurt in front of the trash can, then throwing the tub away instead of the lid.

 

[coolnificent]

in tears

 

[mrbigbusiness2]

Originally Posted by SlamCity

Put my shoes on barefoot, then tried to put my socks on over

******?