Post your hospital stories

[nbadotcom]

Last year at this time I was in the hospital.

I got the flu, and it made my asthma so bad that I had to be hospitalized for an entire week. I could hardly breathe when I went in.
My pregnant wife was visiting me and her water broke (three weeks early). I missed the birth of my son because they wouldn't let me into the delivery roomeven though it was the same hospital. I didn't get to see my son until he was 2 days old.

Well, that's my hospital story...post yours.

 

[gg0tti]

When I was about 10 years old I got bitten by some weird form of tick, which affected some nerves in my face which caused me to lose control of half of myface(Think of stroke victims face but imagine it just to one side).Had to eat through a straw for 2 weeks But back to the story. I made it to the hospital tosee the doctor and the first thing that little fruit cake did was laugh for a good 30 seconds. Since then I hated doctors. I should also mention my mother is adoctor also.

 

[ubuibeme]

December 06- Stomach Flu, I was wit ma gurl in her room- we kissin and $%^#, then 30 mins later I feel sick to my stomach..Head to the bathroom to "throwup" and had diarrhea ...I was so weak I couldn't even stand up. She rushed me to the hospital - they had to use two IV's (sp) on me.. I had to getescorted out of the hospital by wheelchair. I was so freakin weak man...the worst feeling in my entire life.

For the next 4-6 days, nuthin but Gatorade, crackers, and Chicken Noodle Soup...I drunk a 24-pack of Gatorade in 4 days....

 

[adidas all day i dream about shoes]

You know how doctors will tell you to count backwards from 100 when you're on the laughing gas?

Well, I was getting my tonsils removed back when I was in 4th grade, and was told to do that. I started counting, and after a few numbers, I just stoppedbecause I didn't feel like doing that $!#% anymore. I closed my eyes, and I heard one of the doctors say, "he's out, let's go", and man,I was NOT out. My eyes shot open and I was freaking out.

Not longafter, I ultimately conked out though.

Don't have a lot of hospital stories to tell.

IV's (sp)

How you going to be unsure about that?

 

[the hater boxden]

word I got the flu last Thursday afternoon took some medicine and went to sleep
woke up inthe morning a I was weak as hell sneezing and coughing
it was atleast an hour or two befoe I could get up
samething the next day
I hope I never get the flu again

 

[nbadotcom]

Originally Posted by adidas All Day I Dream About Shoes

IV's (sp)

How you going to be unsure about that?

He probably had to call information for the phone number to 911 when he went to the hospital.

 

[teamcharisma69]

Originally Posted by UbUiBeMe

December 06- Stomach Flu, I was wit ma gurl in her room- we kissin and $%^#, then 30 mins later I feel sick to my stomach..Head to the bathroom to "throw up" and had diarrhea ...I was so weak I couldn't even stand up. She rushed me to the hospital - they had to use two IV's (sp) on me.. I had to get escorted out of the hospital by wheelchair. I was so freakin weak man...the worst feeling in my entire life.

For the next 4-6 days, nuthin but Gatorade, crackers, and Chicken Noodle Soup...I drunk a 24-pack of Gatorade in 4 days....

are you still with your girl? after she gave you the stomach flu.

lol jp

 

[don korleon]

it was about a year ago after work on a saturday afternoon i had chest pains and have been having them for a while but i was afraid to find out what they wereso i decided to go to the ER, checked in about 3 they took me in and started doing all these tests on me it was one of the worst things i have everexperienced, they kept me there till 10 o clock just to let me know it was my sinus pills that caused these chest pains, that ruined my night to go see therockets play but oh well at least i found out it was nothing sever

 

[ubuibeme]

Originally Posted by NBAdotcom

Originally Posted by adidas All Day I Dream About Shoes

IV's (sp)

How you going to be unsure about that?

He probably had to call information for the phone number to 911 when he went to the hospital.

and you are...??? Who?

 

[an dee 51o]

Right after Thanksgiving this year, I had a 104 fever and they gave me a bunch of crap at the hospital to make it go down. It only went down to 103 after likean hour, so they stuck an IV in my arm and the nurse gave me a suppository.

 

[ubuibeme]

Originally Posted by adidas All Day I Dream About Shoes

You know how doctors will tell you to count backwards from 100 when you're on the laughing gas?

Well, I was getting my tonsils removed back when I was in 4th grade, and was told to do that. I started counting, and after a few numbers, I just stopped because I didn't feel like doing that $!#% anymore. I closed my eyes, and I heard one of the doctors say, "he's out, let's go", and man, I was NOT out. My eyes shot open and I was freaking out.

Not long after, I ultimately conked out though.

Don't have a lot of hospital stories to tell.

IV's (sp)

How you going to be unsure about that?

How you going to be unsure about your sexuality? IDK either.

 

[nbadotcom]

Originally Posted by an dee 51o

the nurse gave me a suppository.

Was she at least hot?

 

[stringer bell 32]

Originally Posted by UbUiBeMe

Originally Posted by NBAdotcom

Originally Posted by adidas All Day I Dream About Shoes

IV's (sp)

How you going to be unsure about that?

He probably had to call information for the phone number to 911 when he went to the hospital.

and you are...??? Who?

 

[an dee 51o]

Originally Posted by NBAdotcom

Originally Posted by an dee 51o

the nurse gave me a suppository.

Was she at least hot?

Negative.

 

[ooiron manoo]

I only had one extended hospital stay....

Started on a Friday Night, eating Tommy's late night. Never eat that stuff, but one of my boys insisted on going (LA heads know, 3rd and Rampart). Nextday, I wake up with the worst stomach ache ever. I'm heating up and everything, the works. My girl and my mom insist I go to the doctor. Hell no,It's just a stomach ache, plus I had no health insurance. I just lay low all weekend, drinking Gatorade and eating Soup, nothing else would stay down. OnMonday, I could barely move due to the pain, so my stubborn butt finally caves in to going to see a doctor. I go to the doctor and they direct me to the ER,saying my appendix has to come out ASAP. Ended up in the hospital for a whole week, first surgery ever, woke up with a huge stapled cut in my abdomen and atube poking out below that,

. I was on an IV (sp

), diet for a week. It was boring as hell, with only basic TV and it hurt likehell when I had to relieve myself. I'm still alive so I can't complain too much.

 

[kingjamesvehs]

hospitals suck..ive never been in one for more than stiches..but went to visit my mom..and made the mistake of lurking through the halls on some "take thelong way" *#%... smh @ me for not just taking the stairs..u see some

type *#%

 

[air bonilla 23]

never been to the hospital for my own reasons, but when my cousin died, they let us into the room where they brought him in. i'll never forget thatnight....

 

[ddot7]

I've had way too many hospital experiences.

In college, had to go to the ER from kidney pains, surgery complications. About 10+ of my friends came, I was on painkillers and this extra sweet male nurseGlen came and basically had to give me a questionnaire about my medical history, etc. You had to be there, but a good friend and I were just joking with thisdude...asked me if I had ever had pain in my heart, I started talking about an ex-girlfriend, just stupid stuff. He was not happy with us.

A separate time I had to have a surgery, my family and my girl (now ex) were there. I was so hopped up on a morphine drip that I'd push the button forevery chance I got, started telling everyone how much I loved them. Apparently I said some funny @+@+ when I was going under the anesthesia, I don't evenremember what the Drs/nurses told me I said.

 

[grand 0ld party]

^^what happened? if you don't mind sharing of course

 

[nt og]

I went to the dentist once and got 4 of my teeth taken out...novacaine everywhere...


went out in waiting room....a couple of hot chicks sitting in front me me...kept on looking back at me and giggling. all googly eyed and what not.


i'm like....oh hell yea.




turns out....i was drooling like a dog...down all over my shirt...couldnt feel a damn thing!

 

[cutthroat417]

Last year on New Years Eve, ate some White Castle burgers (the frozen ones you gotta microwave), had me throwing up and gave me mad diarrhea. Went to thehospital on New Years and waited like 2 hours for a doctor and by that time I felt perfectly fine, still had 2 IVs.

 

[buggz05]

I overdosed on motion sickness pills once. My sister got scared and rushed me to the ER, but I was trippin balls chillaxin and hallucinating. When I got therethey made me drink liquid charcoal, I thought it was an oreo blizzard and I smashed it in one gulp.

They had me hooked up to a heart and breathing machine. If anybody's ever been hooked up to one, you know they got the censors hooked up to your body, andthe monitor has a line that goes up and down w/ your breathing and beeps with your heart rate. I swore it was an arcade game. I noticed that I could controlthe path of the space ship (the line) and I could dodge the meteors and shoot down the aliens (the grid on the monitor I guess, I dunno...) with the "gamecontrol" buttons on my chest. So I started tappin the buttons, my flight skills were on point. I noticed if I could hold my breathing, I could apply thebrake. I was killin them aliens, luke skywalker didn't have nothing on me.

I was ziggin and zaggin through meteors. The music from the game was gettingfast paced through each level of the game(which was really the heart monitor beeping crazily from me tapping the buttons). Next thing I know 3 nurses bustthrough the door tripping over each other, to come save my life. They took one look at me and busted out

.

 

[jpap348]

Originally Posted by buggz05

I overdosed on motion sickness pills once. My sister got scared and rushed me to the ER, but I was trippin balls chillaxin and hallucinating. When I got there they made me drink liquid charcoal, I thought it was an oreo blizzard and I smashed it in one gulp.

They had me hooked up to a heart and breathing machine. If anybody's ever been hooked up to one, you know they got the censors hooked up to your body, and the monitor has a line that goes up and down w/ your breathing and beeps with your heart rate. I swore it was an arcade game. I noticed that I could control the path of the space ship (the line) and I could dodge the meteors and shoot down the aliens (the grid on the monitor I guess, I dunno...) with the "game control" buttons on my chest. So I started tappin the buttons, my flight skills were on point. I noticed if I could hold my breathing, I could apply the brake. I was killin them aliens, luke skywalker didn't have nothing on me.

I was ziggin and zaggin through meteors. The music from the game was getting fast paced through each level of the game(which was really the heart monitor beeping crazily from me tapping the buttons). Next thing I know 3 nurses bust through the door tripping over each other, to come save my life. They took one look at me and busted out

.

 

[pinkloveheart]

First semester in college...I started feeling kind of weird. I had hand tremors, heart palpatations, hot all the time, couldnt sleep, ate all night, a feverthat wouldnt go away, etc. I tried tylenol, theraflu, and all that. Nothing worked. So I stuck it out until it got to be too much and I felt like I was goingto fall out just from walking short distances. Finals week came around and I wasnt feeling much better. I went to the hospital and basically said uh, im sickb/c i didnt know what it really was. They took my stats and my heart rate was extremely high. They put me in a bed and put me on heart monitors and an IV. Iwas like

So I wanted to know what was wrong and when i would leave. Thelab work wasnt coming back fast enough. They made me stay one night until they found out. So my mom came and picked me up that morning and I never got to takemy finals. I was

So I was screwed. The doctor said I had an upperrespiratory infection and an overactive thyroid.


Oh and another thing that really has nothing to do with hospitals. I was at this telemarketing job during high school. I had a headache. My brother'sgirlfriend, who worked with me, gave me what she thought was ibuprofen. I took two. About 5 min later I was asleep at my computer. She woke me up and told meto get some water. Im like what happened. When I got up I felt like I was going to fall on the floor and go to sleep. I asked her to see the bottle ofmedicine. I said you idiot, you gave me sleeping pills!!!! She's kinda ditzy.

 

[shannonscrooks]

I was so hopped up on a morphine drip that I'd push the button for every chance I got, started telling everyone how much I loved them.

I had a similar morphine experience. I had to get 80 plus stitches put in my arm after a fight in college and they hopped me up on all sorts of drugs in orderto do so. They had this nurse come in to inform me that there was a very good chance that I would never be able to use my right hand/arm again. I was sohopped up on morphine I kept asking my friends if they would still treat me and look at me the same if I was a freak that couldnt use his right arm.

The other thing about morphine was before they released me from the hospital they told me about potentially suffering from morphine withdrawal and its side effects, namely vomiting. I hadnt thrown up in years so I brushed them off. I stepped two feetout of the hospital and projectile vomited all over the back of the legs of one of my friends who was at the hospital with me.

I miss college.