Post your jumpoff disaster stories.

[jbeezie]

 

[coolnificent]

Team Raw x Jumpoffs = lulz

 

[bigty23]

How you gonna ask for other peoples stories, an you don't post one OP?

 

[i dont pass]

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

Team Raw x Jumpoffs = lulz

for us not for them..Im sure they werent luling when they were peeing out pancake batter

we need another AIR HER OUT thread...

 

[jbeezie]

me and this one chick text for days about how when she gets me alone, shes going to pretty much rape me. our conflicting work schedules always made things hardto meet up. finally one friday evening we meet up at my apartment. of course im mad psyched. jawn drops her gear and ends up in some stringy-lacey thingamabob.things was all good until she walked towards me.

dun, never in a million years did i think a girls foot game could be so terrible. flacid immediately.

 

[dollabill87]

Her foot game? %+#?

 

[jordanhead2]

Originally Posted by BigTy23

How you gonna ask for other peoples stories, an you don't post one OP?

 

[jbeezie]

Originally Posted by dollabill87

Her foot game? %+#?

dun, the smell slid up my nostrils.

 

[sosmoove]

lol "slid"

 

[starkyl0ve]

I got one pregnant.

/thread

 

[38816]

SMH@feet.

that's your worst story?

lol

 

[jbeezie]

Originally Posted by eNPHAN

SMH@feet.

that's your worst story?

lol

pretty much

unless you count the one chick i smashed that had a cocked-eye. %%% was mad confusing. i couldnt tell if she was enjoying it or there was a roach on my wall

 

[starkyl0ve]

Originally Posted by jbeezie

one chick i smashed that had a cocked-eye. %%% was mad confusing. i couldnt tell if she was enjoying it or there was a roach on my wall

 

[ugk4life]

hahahahah that sucks man...lol

-Tyler

 

[38816]

smh@roaches

lol, yous a funny dude....

 

[airforce416]

Originally Posted by StarkyL0ve

Originally Posted by jbeezie

one chick i smashed that had a cocked-eye. %%% was mad confusing. i couldnt tell if she was enjoying it or there was a roach on my wall

lmfaoo@roach on the wall

 

[davidisgodly]

ducktales. op jump-off a bridge no pun intended

 

[milbert]

Originally Posted by StarkyL0ve

I got one pregnant.

/thread

Ouch!

 

[jt air jt]

Originally Posted by jbeezie

Originally Posted by eNPHAN

SMH@feet.

that's your worst story?

lol

pretty much

unless you count the one chick i smashed that had a cocked-eye. %%% was mad confusing. i couldnt tell if she was enjoying it or there was a roach on my wall

 

[waveyjoneslocker]

Originally Posted by milbert

Originally Posted by StarkyL0ve

I got one pregnant.

/thread

Ouch!

 

[r0yalty]

I would but... INS

Edit: ^

 

[swanginon4z]

couldnt get on hard one night last summer when me and my potna had 2 fine freakz ready to do whatever. couldnt get erect for nothing in the world word toviagra!

 

[jbeezie]

Originally Posted by SwanginOn4z

couldnt get on hard one night last summer when me and my potna had 2 fine freakz ready to do whatever. couldnt get erect for nothing in the world word to viagra!

did you share that with your 'potna'?

'Yo dog, im having erectile disfunction..'

 

[ktaylor]

Originally Posted by jbeezie

Originally Posted by SwanginOn4z

couldnt get on hard one night last summer when me and my potna had 2 fine freakz ready to do whatever. couldnt get erect for nothing in the world word to viagra!

did you share that with your 'potna'?

'Yo dog, im having erectile disfunction..'

i dont have any rlly bad stories, but some JO bled on my friend

 

[blaxoid]

Originally Posted by jbeezie

Originally Posted by SwanginOn4z

couldnt get on hard one night last summer when me and my potna had 2 fine freakz ready to do whatever. couldnt get erect for nothing in the world word to
viagra!

did you share that with your 'potna'?

'Yo dog, im having erectile disfunction..'

Holy %%@*, dude had like 3 Home Runs in this Post already