Post your jumpoff disaster stories.

[cidman911]

My boy told me this one a few years ago.

He was digging out some girl he just met at the Dunkin Donuts from the back and the lights from the driveway or something flipped on and the room became kindalit and when he looked down she had MAD buttcrack hair and he started laughing. Later on she texted him to dead their "relationship".

 

[jbeezie]

Originally Posted by CIDMAN911

My boy told me this one a few years ago.

He was digging out some girl he just met at the Dunkin Donuts from the back and the lights from the driveway or something flipped on and the room became kinda lit and when he looked down she had MAD buttcrack hair and he started laughing. Later on she texted him to dead their "relationship".

 

[hellaones]

Chick I had an odd infatuation with in college that a couple of my homeboys had already twisted but I didn't care b/c I still wanted to experience itmyself. She came over saw a couple bottles of liq and challenged my manhood. She turned out to be one of those who gets real emotional while intoxicated. Broadgot to crying, spazzing out, telling me about +%#$ that happened to her in the past and about if it wasn't for her brother she would commit that.

 

[myjaysgetrocked]

Originally Posted by blaxoid

Originally Posted by jbeezie

Originally Posted by SwanginOn4z

couldnt get on hard one night last summer when me and my potna had 2 fine freakz ready to do whatever. couldnt get erect for nothing in the world word to
viagra!

did you share that with your 'potna'?

'Yo dog, im having erectile disfunction..'

Holy %%@*, dude has reached 1b,2b,and 3b. He just needs a homerun for the cycle

fixed

 

[cbass625]

this one JO told me to come over cause her pops was at work so she had the house to herself. i go over. we get down to business than we hear a car come up thedriveway. i panic. she tells me to stay in the room while she goes and checks out the situation. Apparently her pops go off early and came home. she came backup and told me not to worry cause hell leave soon enough. well soon enough never came. than later on momma dukes came home from work and now i couldnt justchill i the room. i had to be in the closet just in case her mom walked in. i was in that dam closet most of the night till she told me her folks fell asleep.i fell asleep, woke up and was able to sneak out.

crappy experience caused i missed worked and i couldnt pick my sister up from the airport

 

[cidman911]

Aight. One last one.

I was working at Footlocker and some girl came in to look for one of the guys and then was begging to use the bathroom. So I was like okay. Show her to thebathroom. And I musta forgot cause it got busy or something. Later on when I walked into the back I saw the bathroom light still on with the shadows of abuncha feet moving around so I knocked and was said "I gotta pee" and I put my ear to the door and heard "Uh uhh uhh" I was giggling and#*&@ and told everybody near me but I had to run back to the customers. Then they walked out trying to play it off and someone behind him yelled out"Gold wrapper in the garbage can! Gold wrapper in the garbage can!" and like 3 of the guys ran to see if it was true along with the guy that was inthere with the girl. I started dying laughing right there while the girl ran out the store damn near crying.

Girl worked in the food court too and eventually the whole mall new. Except for her. Dude told her it was just us at Footlocker that knew. Even the damnsecurity guards knew.

 

[nycknicks105]

wavey, you better take that pic out.

 

[dmoney82]

Drunk, went raw...she got pregnant. She didn't wana abort but had a miscarrage anyways.


Yessss!

 

[newera18]

^^ thats cuttin it close

 

[13saldana13]

Originally Posted by DMoney82

Drunk, went raw...she got pregnant. She didn't wana abort but had a miscarrage anyways.


Yessss!

Son you grimey.

 

[super t1ght]

Originally Posted by DMoney82

Drunk, went raw...she got pregnant. She didn't wana abort but had a miscarrage anyways.


Yessss!

 

[i dont pass]

Originally Posted by Super T1ght

Originally Posted by DMoney82

Drunk, went raw...she got pregnant. She didn't wana abort but had a miscarrage anyways.


Yessss!

yo I cant stunt I got this ugly chick preggo and was plotting to push her down a fleet of stairs but I was pretty relived when she got amiscarriage instead. does this make me a bad person?

 

[nationaltruckerdave]

Originally Posted by nycknicks105

wavey, you better take that pic out.

 

[eight2one]

Originally Posted by hellaones

Chick I had an odd infatuation with in college that a couple of my homeboys had already twisted but I didn't care b/c I still wanted to experience it myself. She came over saw a couple bottles of liq and challenged my manhood. She turned out to be one of those who gets real emotional while intoxicated. Broad got to crying, spazzing out, telling me about +%#$ that happened to her in the past and about if it wasn't for her brother she would commit that.

something similar happened with a chick that was suicidal......ilearned that i shouldnt get manic depressive/suicidal girls wasted.

 

[crumbs]

Originally Posted by I DONT PASS

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

Team Raw x Jumpoffs = lulz

for us not for them..Im sure they werent luling when they were peeing out pancake batter

we need another AIR HER OUT thread...

x

 

[snaggykicks]

Originally Posted by jbeezie

Originally Posted by CIDMAN911

My boy told me this one a few years ago.

He was digging out some girl he just met at the Dunkin Donuts from the back and the lights from the driveway or something flipped on and the room became kinda lit and when he looked down she had MAD buttcrack hair and he started laughing. Later on she texted him to dead their "relationship".

 

[soltheman]

posting to possibly post a reply later.

 

[red flag]

We were in my boys Hummer driving through VA drunk as ever with 3 other drunk chicks music blasting everything. Things escalated and I started gettin it inwith one of them while car was moving and she throws up ALLLL OVER the interior !! She wouldn't stop, it just kept coming. We pull to the side to try toclean the %%! up and we pull a "bangbus" on the $!%% and dipped without them. H2 is ruined forever by the smell !

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by RED FLAG

We pull to the side to try to clean the %%! up and we pull a "bangbus" on the $!%% and dipped without them. H2 is ruined forever by the smell !

 

[kingjay718]

:Iol

slayed this one jumpoff, and she seen me and my dudes chillin' on the block. Baby girl straight up kissed me (tongue and all). Her rep is terrible, so youcan imagine the ribbin' I took for the days after.....

 

[robaf1]

Originally Posted by I DONT PASS

Originally Posted by Super T1ght

Originally Posted by DMoney82

Drunk, went raw...she got pregnant. She didn't wana abort but had a miscarrage anyways.


Yessss!

yo I cant stunt I got this ugly chick preggo and was plotting to push her down a fleet of stairs but I was pretty relived when she got a miscarriage instead. does this make me a bad person?

YES.

 

[al audi]

I DONT PASS wrote:

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Originally Posted by Super T1ght

Originally Posted by DMoney82

Drunk, went raw...she got pregnant. She didn't wana abort but had a miscarrage anyways.


Yessss!

yo I cant stunt I got this ugly chick preggo and was plotting to push her down a fleet of stairs but I was pretty relived when she got a miscarriage instead. does this make me a bad person?


this is the realest thing i EVER read on NT

no ducktales i believe em.

like im laughing and not laughing at the same time so im just emotionless

 

[reeeem0]

Smashed a jawn in the whip.


Bet %*+!%% around and had a asthma attacc.


Never in my life have i been or seen some !+!+ while in-stroke.


So...im flying running stupid red lights and this #@**# is hanging out the window naked screaming.


Not funny....but never gonna relate or top anything that has happened while smashing.

 

[mjroccin45]

A terrible odor.... /thread.

 

[kix4kix]

I smashed this one JO and made her my girl, don't think it gets more disastrous than that. Come to find out she smashed two of my teammates the same night.I told her that in order to get back with me she had to let me film us, and sploosh on her face. Needless to say me and my teamates proceeded to watch"film". I still remember my boys claiming I was full of it, until I pulled out the Alien3 VHS sleeve with the tape inside.