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Originally Posted by DAYTONA 5000
Originally Posted by MILLION DOLLAR STACKS
Originally Posted by rck2sactown
I dunno if this exactly embarrassing, but the first time i had sex I had to go out and buy condoms for the first time...........
me being Asian and succumbing to stereotypes and being somewhat naive, just bought regular ole' Trojan cuz i thought I was packing small. No I never got the opportunity to check my schlong size with other dudes so I didn't know.
Anyways fast forward to the next day, shawty comes over; the moment comes for me to slip on the rubber and I'm having the hardest time ever putting it on. She even tries to help me, and finally she peeps up "this doesn't fit you, you're too big." i slight smirk came to my face. I was slightly embarrassed to tell her I was a virgin and had no idea what to buy... We finished up raw....The next day she brought over a box of magnums and its been a wrap since (no pun intended)yeah ok buddy
Originally Posted by airmaxpenny1
When I got home I stripped naked and got on all 4's so my balls would just dangle. They hurt that bad.
Originally Posted by JayADiCt92
Originally Posted by airmaxpenny1
When I got home I stripped naked and got on all 4's so my balls would just dangle. They hurt that bad.
AYO what the hell
Originally Posted by JayADiCt92
Originally Posted by airmaxpenny1
When I got home I stripped naked and got on all 4's so my balls would just dangle. They hurt that bad.
AYO what the hell
Originally Posted by airmaxpenny1
2nd time actually smashing, her parents came on into it. I was just getting into too. It was a long train ride home from the Bronx. I just sat in the two seater in the corner, curled up in a ball, with the worst case of blue balls I ever had.
When I got home I stripped naked and got on all 4's so my balls would just dangle. They hurt that bad.
Originally Posted by Pmighty
Originally Posted by JayADiCt92
Originally Posted by airmaxpenny1
When I got home I stripped naked and got on all 4's so my balls would just dangle. They hurt that bad.
AYO what the hell
airmaxpenny1 wrote:
When I got home I stripped naked and got on all 4's so my balls would just dangle. They hurt that bad.
That is the most AYO comment I have ever hear on NT
airmaxpenny1 wrote:
When I got home I stripped naked and got on all 4's so my balls would just dangle. They hurt that bad.
*DEAD* *DEAD* *DEAD* *DEAD*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crumbs wrote:
not as embarrassing as it is funny but anyhow:
i belive senior yr in highschool im getting it in with shorty at the time...we were in my room..parents home sometime in the afternoon ... one of my boys at the time had a tendency of coming over un-announced ...my old apt had no lock on the door so ...boy shows up ..moms open the door...i hear that familiar voice heading over...im almost at that point like #!* %*+! this ...dude straight burst in i jump off cover the chick and ...my gun goes off...ends up missing him by some inches ..he screams "oh #!*" runs out and my door was fully shot up ...
i was mad at the time...but after a bit was rolling for the attempted friendly fire
ROTFL
My sophomore year I had met one of the locals at a Kappa party. Pretty VA chick with the softest skin and lips. When I get her clothes off...I was thinkingI'm bout to tear this #@#!% up.I get in and its SO warm and soft.She gets to moaning like I ain't never heard before. I must have got like 4-5 strokes in before I let goWhen I pulled out she was on some why what happened...all I could say was oh Ididn't want to hurt you. LMAO that %$#$ still keeps me rolling.
I had one of the bad stench anal experiences too. Same year same apartment as above. I had a chick from Cali that just loved me (that Chi swag is a mofo) and came whenever I called her name. After getting sucked off I try toget some of that brown eye. When I spread them cheeks...the worst smells came from her dookie shoot. That %$#$ was like evil ghosts or some %$#$.I never tried that with her again!
Originally Posted by AntBanks81
Crumbs wrote:
i was mad at the time...but after a bit was rolling for the attempted friendly fire
Originally Posted by thinkinFRESH
2. Same chick I decided to go anal in my crib 1 day. Im in it dong my thing , it was so so tight .... and she's moaning really into it , then all I hear is OH #$*% ! she gets up quick and runs to the bathroom ... I looked down and I had everything she ate that day on me... damn that was disgusting , needless to say I cleaned up and went in again but didnt take the back exit this time ... and I have that episode all on video