Rap Lines That Made you :eek the 1st Time you Heard Em

[MIKE LOWERY]

Originally Posted by an dee 51o

"Yeah I'm in the building, like a Corey Lidle flight." -Fab

Damn, I was fendin to come in and drop that. In the first reply too.

" I must be the *%%%@, I'll run in your house and snatch your little Russy and Diggy."

"Now these jokin !%$%#* ODin, and pullin a Heath Ledge"

 

[roddyrodpiper]

I leave you stuffed in the dumpster like brendas baby- Cass

 

[lovinit73]

Joey Talking about his son (Dear Diary)-
Is she wrong for using him so I can come back?
Or am I wrong for wishing I could get my cum back?


Both from Joey on Family Reunion / Last Days Freestyle:

You dissing moi?
Take the ratchet, go home, and just Chris Benoit

I'll A Capella the whole left side of his chest

And on 5th Gear:

Ask Eddie Griffin, You gonna loose every time going up against a freight train

 

[face82]

Now homey if I go to hell and you make it to the pearly gates
Tell the boss man we got beef
And tell his only son I'm a see him when I see him
And when I see him, I'm a beat him like the movie
For leavin us out to dry on stariught poverty
For not showin me no signs they watchin over me



Prodigy -Pearly Gates



Dude Just took a shot at God and Jesus. I was like WTH

 

[tepg221]

i dont wanna be a docter, im just trying to be the father that my father never bothered to be, my son will never follow the streets, his role model is me. -Blu

 

[j g e t]

"cuz I aint knockin on the door
Im comin in the house and Im gunnin for your spouse
Tryin to send the %%%$@ back to her maker
And if you got a daughter older then 15, ima rape her"-DMX

That Had Me

When I First Heard It..

 

[ualreadyknow23]

This whole track was

but this part stood out the most:

"It's never in question for my manhood I get down
I'll never switch, never snitch, never sit down
I'll never hesitate to squeeze a @!+$* six rounds
I'll never squat to take a piss, who's the @@+$$ now
I never ran, I never will, I ain't never scared
It's in my bloodline, the realest @!+$* ever bred
And that's some of the realest %!$# that I done ever said
And I can die but through my lyrics, I ain't never dead"
- Face


"Why you mad boy? Cuz you catch cabs boy
And you gettin paid less paper than my bag boy?
You a hater, that's sad boy
Cuz yo mom even like me, I might be your dad boy
You a mess stop, I know you upset ock
But you better watch how you talkin to your Steppop
Watch, I'ma be goin in your fridge
And walk around with my boxers on in ya crib!

- Cassidy


"Is Chamillion cheap? Yeah. Enh! @!+$* wrong answer!
Screens fall it's about to rain dear like Blitzen and Prancer."

- Koopa


"Ice got my lip numb feel like I lost my lip
I don't drink and drive, Chamillion only park and sip"

- Koopa


"When it come to this rap, you can't do me no harm
I would still be calm with a bomb in my palm
And a big stick of dynamite strapped to my arm
Three W's dot getoffmydick dot com."
- Koopa


"Say @!+$* I keeps my rims clean, shinin through a dim scene
Got yo @@+$$ !@#+* wetter than the captain of the swim team."
- Bun B


"She saw a few things that get her vagina wet
SF G4, and it's not a Niners jet."
- Fab


And I just heard this one yesterday...I know ya'll hate him but the way he said this %!$# and how it caught me off guard had me

"Cuz I'm flyer than errbody in yo damn family
Now girl shake that booty meat and I'ma make a sandwich."
- Wayne

It's TOO MANY...I'll post more later...



- Preciate it.

 

[kgdakid21]

Once again its on __, Sigel hard like corn liqour
I'll take you out this world like you was born ___
Butt naked covered in blood, gaspin' for air
Clingin' for dear life, ___ you dead right

Get it right young scrap don't even try it boy (boy)
You rather slide down the razor blade slidin' board
I'm a live wire, hoolahoop barb wire
Run through hell with gasoline draws on
You can't mute me put the pause on
My guns shoot like fast-foward's on

Sigel had me like

The whole "Street Burial" by D-Block...especially when Sheek start talkin at the end...I was like "did this dude just say he'd spit on youto make you think you got boned?"

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

"I'll treat you like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil you"

- Lil Flip

 

[p mac one]

Had to take off the blazer
Loosen up the tie
Step inside the booth
Superman is alive

I'm not a businessman, I'm a business man
Let me handle my business damn.

... and this one was more of a

Me and the boy A.I. got more in common
Than just ballin and rhymin, get it? More in Carmen
I came in your Bentley backseat
Skeeted in your Jeep, left condoms on your babyseat
Here, _ , the gloves is off
The love is done
Its whatever, whenever, however _, ONE!
And since you infatuated with sayin that gay *$%*
Guess you was kissin my $@@% when you was kissin that !+*$$
Nasty *$%*, you thought I was born in Renette
You callin' Carm a, hundred times I was boning her neck
You got a baby by the broad, you can't disown her yet
When is your lies end, when does the truth begin
When is reality set in, or does it not matter
Gotta hurt, I'm your baby mama's favorite rapper
And ask your current girl, she know wassup
Holla at a real $+%+#, Jigga, I don't give a !#%+

 

[carolinapack04]

It's makin' me so bored I'm bout to make a new language.
Fubba you cubba cubba
Ubba you uppa ooba
You-bi-dit can sub-id-ick my di-bi-ick thru a tuba.

at that westwood freestyle

 

[tupac jordan]

Im lookin in the mirror and i see a dollar sign
I had a cat scan and i had money on my mind

 

[75 partly cloudy]

pistons on the car out in Cali
the audi, A8 four rings call it John Salley

 

[22 deuces 22]

You're just too beautiful, girl...
Thee number one on my list....
You know you are killin' me....
See these cuts on my wrist....?

Sike, what I look like....?
I am way too busy feelin' myself....
These cuts are princesses baby....
Ain't no way I'm killin' myself....
If I'm thinkin' suicide....
It must be those Phantom doors.
-Fabolous


I was

when I heard that.

 

[dathbgboy]

You know how them double shots of Remy Martin do a "n-word" I'll shoot ya b**** a**, Remy Martin you my "n-word"

-Fab

 

[celticspride34]

the entire song is worthy

When I die, %### it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of !!*@, it ain't hard to *!%!%%' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict !!*@
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my %%$# licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
%### that !!*@, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
All my life I been considered as the worst
Lyin' to my mother, even stealin' out her purse
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wished she got a *!%!%%' abortion
She don't even love me like she did when I was younger
Suckin' on her chest just to stop my *!%!%%' hunger
I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes?
Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies
My babies' mothers 8 months, her little sister's 2
Who's to blame for both of them (naw #+@*@, not you)
I swear to God I just want to slit my wrists and end this %+%#%#%+
Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull !!*@
And squeeze, until the bed's, completely red
I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless *!%!%%' buddah head
The stress is buildin' up, I can't,
I can't believe suicide's on my *!%!%%' mind
I want to leave, I swear to God I feel like death is *!%!%%' callin' me
Naw you wouldn't understand (#+@*@, talk to me please)


You see its kinda like the crack did to Pookie, in New Jack
Except when I cross over, there ain't no comin' back
Should I die on the train track, like Remo in Beatstreet
People at the funeral frontin' like they miss me
My baby momma kissed me but she glad I'm gone
She knew me and her sista had somethin' goin' on
I reach my peak, I can't speak,
call my #+@*@ Chic, tell him that my will is weak.
I'm sick of @!##!! lyin', I'm sick of +%@*!$! hawkin',
matter of fact, I'm sick of talkin'.

 

[frankie calentino]

I'm a cut throat baller like OJ Simpson.

 

[ebay 23]

If you try calling the cops, it's not gon' work
All you gotta do is lay in the dirt, we dug a hole
And my guns weight more, yo, then Gerald Levert
With more blubber than a Ruben Studdard, I grease the pan
With rhymes, and ya'll can't believe it's not butter

the whole song was

 

[zig zag]

"I bear arms like shortsleeves"

Jay Hova

 

[marleysprotege]

kuck if you buck freestyle

 

[flash uno]

this %+% can get uglier than a master p sneaker - Banks

 

[spot rusherz]

I'm Hot Now,My Meals Are Homecooked,I Deal Wit More *#!*,Than A Chineese Phonebook

 

[magikmike]

Spot Rusherz that avy is crack, what video? Get em Girls?

 

[blade br0wn]

"Why you mad boy? Cuz you catch cabs boy
And you gettin paid less paper than my bag boy?
You a hater, that's sad boy
Cuz yo mom even like me, I might be your dad boy
You a mess stop, I know you upset ock
But you better watch how you talkin to your Steppop
Watch, I'ma be goin in your fridge
And walk around with my boxers on in ya crib!

- Cassidy

"...Show me where my spot at, some police in my crib...
I'll hop out jeeps and send thiefs in your crib...
Drag you down the steps, heat to your ribs...
Choke each'f your seeds wit %%$* from the bed...
You in the kitchen, missin' a piece of your head...
I'll turn the TV on... eat from your fridge...

Lay you out on the couch, neat wit your kids...
So when the neighbors peek... They think you sleep, but you DEAD!!!!..."

Cass was a monster...

 

[grown man style]

@!@@! I'm coming live from the trunk and I thrive on the funk
Cuz I'd rather die like a man than survive like a punk
I'm no coward, I'm 'dro-powered, you gettin Twin-Towered
devoured - it's a +$#%-storm and you bout to get showered
From Broward - county to Harris, Pasadena to Paris
I embarrass *!@%+% on chrome wheels as big as a ferris
Cuz there is, now way now how - I stay low-key, low-brow
In that black on black on black in the 'lac cuz I'm so wild
I get, drunk off that, I'll be high off this
I might pop one of those, it don't matter my %%@@* - I don't miss
They put me hot on list, where playas are posted
But them playas we posted up on corners, when they say and get roasted
And the prayer get toasted, cuz I keep the flame on
The face for the game on - leave a stain on anything I puts my name on
Disrespect and the tech'll peck a playa like Woody
Cuz can't nuttin keep a trill %%@@* down, ask Khujo Goodie