School me on hookah

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I know its flavored tobacco. Isn't it like smoking a square?
Srs
Excuse my ignorance
 
All you gotta know is that you light it up and da Dominican yambs will be plentiful
 
Social thing for me.

Pretty chill just hitting the hookah bar or even at home with some homies.
 
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All you gotta know is that you light it up and da Dominican yambs will be plentiful
fact :smokin:smokin
you say you having hookah at a get together and theyll be there.
its crazy cuz if you mention smoking cigs they wont do it, but they all for hookah.
 
:lol

I kid you guys not, couple of weeks ago we threw my broinlaw a party for graduating as a paramedic...some of his white coworkers were invited...and his girls heights crew was there...the hookah was lit and one of the white dudes held it, my dude swag was on another level...chicks were not taking him seriously prehookah...all of a sudden my dude turned into Romeo from Aventura...these chicks just flocked to him....weirdest thing I've witnessed...
 
my favorite is blue mist :o

I find it funny when you catch people not inhaling it and then I start to think about people who do that with weed & cigarettes :lol
 
hookah blew up outta nowhere past couple years. its been huge in astoria, queens for quite some time but now every club and lounge is stocked with cheap ****** quality hookahs and the worst *****a on earth. if youre smoking out of a 10 inch hookah with a plastic hose and youre only tasting ash and chemicals, you aint doing it right.
 
an hour of hookah is equivalent to a hundred cigs...:smokin

this is a vicious lie.

If we're talking smoke volume, then maybe. If we're talking about actually smoking 100 cigs with the additive chemicals and carcinogens that do not exist in flavored tobacco, then no.

my favorite is blue mist

:smoking
 
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It's not supposed to get you high. It's honestly something you smoke for flavor and to help you relax. It's more of a middle eastern cultural thing.

I've been smoking it for about 10 years now and IDK why it suddenly picked up in popularity. Maybe because of all the smoke that comes out? Who knows.

What dude said up top is true. If you want to smoke good quality hookah, hit up Astoria, Queens. Those shops on Steinway street has been there since the late 90's and they prepare it properly.




Things you should know about Hookah:

1. If you're not smoking out of a Khalil Mamoon (the actual pipe) you're not smoking Hookah right.

2. If all you taste is smoke/ash and not the actual flavor you're just putting yourself in harm.

3. You shouldn't be smoking one bowl of Sheesha (the flavor tobacco) for more than 45 mins unless you replace it with fresh Sheesha.

4. If you pack the bowl yourself, never over pack and have the sheesha touch the aluminum foil. The key is to heat the sheesha, never to directly have coal burning it.

5. Never use quicklight coals. They smell horrible and add a horrible taste to your sheesha. Get the natural coconut coals if you're smoking at home.

6. Always wash your hookah after every use. Never use the same water in the base more than once. If you really wanna see awesome clouds, add ice to the base.

7. NEVER EVER put alcohol in the base. I cannot stress this enough. You guys have no idea what this does to your lungs, body and brain. It causes serious damage.

8. Remember, Hookah isn't meant to get you high like weed. The most it'll do is give you a buzz and make you feel lightheaded. That's because you're smoking so much and the lack of oxygen that's going to your brain.

9. Never smoke the sheesha without using aluminum foil. There's certain sheesha for that and it's called Salloom. It's the equivalent of smoking a cigar, but without the large smoke clouds. It taste horrible and it's something older men smoke.

10. Do not inhale the smoke. You're just going to cough like crazy and be disappointed when you don't see those crazy clouds.

Final mentions: If you smoke at home like I do, I usually get Starbuzz sheesha. You guys should try Strawberry Margarita, Pirates Cave and Citrus Mist. If you love the minty stuff like I do try Simply Mint.
 
I make bowls out of all types of fruit...that skill will probably help me with da Dominican girls mission, yes?
 
Domican chicks come at me. Starbuzz and eco nara coals is what you need. I'm really just smoking this because I don't feel like going to the store now for squares. :lol
 
i remember doing this in college as a freshman cuz the only place open late was owned by middle easterns so we tried it a few times...

wonder why its picking up now
 
i remember doing this in college as a freshman cuz the only place open late was owned by middle easterns so we tried it a few times...

wonder why its picking up now
nanny bloomberg outlawed cigs so this is da cute way to go around it.

to say its saturated uptown would be a understatement.
 
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