**Seattle Mariners 2024 Season Thread ** | ELIMINATED |

[651akathepaul]

Anyone going to the game Friday? This is gonna be my 4th but I can't see my self going again for a few months.

I wanted to until I found out bat night only applies to kids 14 and under. Kind of crap is that?...There won't even be enough kids there to collect all they have.

Oh well...***** tarnished anyway. It's signed by Dustin Ackley.

I'm such a hater.

 

[Sinner]

Dustin Ackley Bat Night?  

The jokes write themselves... 

 

[651akathepaul]

I like Endy. Solid all-around ballplayer.

 

[elpablo21]

Oh well...***** tarnished anyway. It's signed by Dustin Ackley.

I'm such a hater.

Dustin Ackley Bat Night?  

The jokes write themselves... 

 

[651akathepaul]

 

[Sinner]

^ I wanna see him do well, I really do, but I'm losing hope day by day. He's had a few good games, so hopefully it'll kickstart something.  But hey, maybe he does need a stint in AAA.

I like Endy. Solid all-around ballplayer.

He's been very sound... but ultimately isn't an everyday-player.  With Guti and Saunders down, I hope he can continue.

EDIT ~ Welp.

EDIT 2 ~ Ronny Cedeno... really!?

 

[Sinner]

Anyone got any good gifs to best reflect our feelings right now?

 

[a55a5in11]

Anyone going to the game Friday? This is gonna be my 4th but I can't see my self going again for a few months.

I wanted to until I found out bat night only applies to kids 14 and under. Kind of crap is that?...There won't even be enough kids there to collect all they have.

Oh well...***** tarnished anyway. It's signed by Dustin Ackley.

I'm such a hater.

Nah bro its beard hat night
I think bat night is Saturday.

 

[elpablo21]

Anyone got any good gifs to best reflect our feelings right now?

 

[Sinner]

Need some headdesk-frustration ones now. 

 

[elpablo21]

Need some headdesk-frustration ones now. 

 

[Sinner]

Are you kidding me!?

 

[Sinner]

What's that gif with some guy doing a headdesk, but raising his arms up as to say "I give up"?

 

[elpablo21]

What's that gif with some guy doing a headdesk, but raising his arms up as to say "I give up"?

Hmm, can't think of it

Sooooo when will Erasmo and Hultzen be available?

 

[booradley]

So its almost May, and this team still has not won a series? No bueno. At least Smoak went yard.

 

[651akathepaul]

Hmm..Smoak with a homer and pretty good series and Ackley with a monster series. Seager continuing his on base rampage...Yet, no runs. Hmmm...

 

[checks grossman]

The fact they’ve gone 8-15 with a schedule that included six games against the Astros is ridiculous. Brendan Ryan lost his job today.

 The subtle dagger on Brendan Ryan.

I think Triunfel has got to be called up, theres no way you're trotting Andino out there on a daily basis. This team already has us fooled thinking Ibanez and Bay are everyday players.

 

[elpablo21]

How do you lose your job to an inferior defender who is hitting what? .30 points higher than you at a whopping .176

At least this team brings the lulz for me.

 

[booradley]

If the Mariners continue on this pace, I wonder if Wedge makes it through the season? Jack Z? I like both of these guys and feel as though this franchise needs new upper management to get the fan base back behind the team.

 

[elpablo21]

If the Mariners continue on this pace, I wonder if Wedge makes it through the season? Jack Z? I like both of these guys and feel as though this franchise needs new upper management to get the fan base back behind the team.

Cant see Wedge surviving this, they got to put this together soon. I'd give Jack Z a better chance of making it to another off-season

 

[checks grossman]

How do you lose your job to an inferior defender who is hitting what? .30 points higher than you at a whopping .176

At least this team brings the lulz for me.

Don't be a yahoo, Pabs. 

Who knows, lets say by mid-May this team still hasn't won a series, I could see Wedge gone then with Jack probably following in the off season.

 

[do work son]

 

[do work son]

 

[elpablo21]

How do you lose your job to an inferior defender who is hitting what? .30 points higher than you at a whopping .176

At least this team brings the lulz for me.

Don't be a yahoo, Pabs. 

It's the only life I know

Thanks Wedge.

Spoiler: Warning%3A%20Spoiler!

Ya'll wining the battle, but the war will continue.

 

[a55a5in11]

please sell the damn team nintendo