share something u do that you wouldn't want ppl in real life knowing

When I was like about I want to say 5, we had this one big plastic container where'd we put all our dirty clothes in. Idk why I would do this, but I use to take out every piece of clothing out and then I'd pee all over the container. After I was done with my savagery I'd put the dirty clothes back on top of my piss
 
Word, I was gassin up this chick this weekend and she was down to come back to my place even though I never had any intention of doing anything. Just felt good, like when chicks get 100 likes on a picture.
no intentions? Are u celibate?

No, just didn't have anywhere to take her and I thought I might of had crabs. Went to the doctor and found out it was just a rash though :hat
 
 
When I was in high school sometimes I used to jerk off right in class. I would fantasize about a girl and then rub my jeans against the top of the desk until I busted  a nut. I would walk around the whole rest of the day with jizz stained jeans and just let my jacket cover the mess. 
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I almost exclusively use the handicap washroom at school when I have to take a dump, because it's a BIG separate locked room, and I like feeling like a king
 
How do you know she's truly happy in her current situation?

I'm playing devil's advocate, but sometimes you have to be selfish.

It's one thing to be selfish, it's another thing to try to destroy a family. That's a straight scumbag move.

marmour - props for not being a scumbag
 
Me and my then gf had sex in the bathrooms in college. They were private rooms. So no big deal like some of you degenerates in here.

Also I found out that girls who played basketball competitively and aren't lesbians, are hungry for the "D". Trust me on this. But they are about that ball life so they don't take care of their hands. And the yambs have a different smell. Not in a good way. So if you down with the stank yambs and rough grip. Start scouting girls who play competitive sports. My cousin tried hooking me up with her friend she made in college. I went out with her and she wanted to hammer so bad that she would do anything to keep me happy. Too bad her bush game needed a hair pick. And that her juices smelled like death.

What I don't want people to know. I still ate it regularly.
 
Me and my then gf had sex in the bathrooms in college. They were private rooms. So no big deal like some of you degenerates in here.

Also I found out that girls who played basketball competitively and aren't lesbians, are hungry for the "D". Trust me on this. But they are about that ball life so they don't take care of their hands. And the yambs have a different smell. Not in a good way. So if you down with the stank yambs and rough grip. Start scouting girls who play competitive sports. My cousin tried hooking me up with her friend she made in college. I went out with her and she wanted to hammer so bad that she would do anything to keep me happy. Too bad her bush game needed a hair pick. And that her juices smelled like death.

What I don't want people to know. I still ate it regularly.
quoted so no stuntin later 

if DC is a woman, i wanna see whats goin on, dc is by far the most ecclectic woman ive ever come in contact with if its a woman

if its a dude, continue trollin
 
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