So how did Kris Humphries get Kim K?

[iluvjordanxi]

he looks like blake and taylor lautner combined

 

[back1ntheday]

Originally Posted by calibeebee

bunch of 

in here

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by ryair max 1

Originally Posted by limonyfresh

Publicity stunt. I give it a year max.

I don't know...look at Khlomar. those two have lasted a little while.

The thing about Khloe & Lamar is that even though they got married pretty fast, they actually fit together personality wise. They're just alike. Kim & Kris Humphries just screams "I need to stay in the spotlight, and I don't want to get left behind". Plus, they seem boring as hell together. Kim being all fake and nieve like she normally is, and Kris just being a lame.

  

 

[high altitude]

Originally Posted by Demps

he has game.

I know when he was in Dallas..all the #%#$%% were after this guy..

Jumpoffs and other garden tools don't count. Kim K is no every day garden tool after a wealthy NBA player.
I wouldn't be surprised if she has more money than him.

 

[masondid.support]

Originally Posted by JFMartiMcDandruff

he's an athlete that makes a decent amount of money

She prolly bankrolls more $$$$ in one month than the combined total of his current NBA deal. It's not about the money...

 

[high altitude]

I would also like to say that I would go to jail for Kendall Jenner



Those legs

 

[imvictor]

Originally Posted by High Altitude

Originally Posted by Demps

he has game.

I know when he was in Dallas..all the #%#$%% were after this guy..

Jumpoffs and other garden tools don't count. Kim K is no every day garden tool after a wealthy NBA player.
I wouldn't be surprised if she has more money than him.

This.

 

[ethan1710]

@highaltitude i dont know how old you are, but isn't she like 14

 

[high altitude]

Why do you think I said I'd go to jail for her brah

Reading is fundamental

 

[airphilippines]

Originally Posted by High Altitude

I would also like to say that I would go to jail for Kendall Jenner



Those legs

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

Originally Posted by masondid

Originally Posted by JFMartiMcDandruff

he's an athlete that makes a decent amount of money

She prolly bankrolls more $$$$ in one month than the combined total of his current NBA deal. It's not about the money...

nah, she was tired and jealous of everybody talking about Khloe and Lamar, so she got her own NBA toy

 

[AEA18]

Originally Posted by kilojules64

She seemed desperate to get married from the few episodes of her family's show that I've seen.  

This. & Kris Humphries was dumb enough to wife her idiot didn't know she was married before

 
Now he and Kim are trying to buy the sextape back from vivid

because he doesn't want to see his wife with another man

 

 

[DPancakes]

Originally Posted by High Altitude

I would also like to say that I would go to jail for Kendall Jenner



Those legs

Not going to lie. I'd let 3 catholic priests blindfold and touch me just so I can get a glimpse of the owner of the gas station her dad's gay cousin may or may not have took a dump in back in the 80's. 

 

[a55a5in11]

funny thing is half of you guys are uglier than he is

 

[cwrite78]

Originally Posted by imvictor

Originally Posted by High Altitude

Originally Posted by Demps

he has game.



I know when he was in Dallas..all the #%#$%% were after this guy..

Jumpoffs and other garden tools don't count. Kim K is no every day garden tool after a wealthy NBA player.


I wouldn't be surprised if she has more money than him.

This.

but that's all Kim is. a jump off. be it a rich jump off, but she still holds that title.

 

[masondid.support]

Originally Posted by AEA18

Originally Posted by kilojules64

She seemed desperate to get married from the few episodes of her family's show that I've seen.  

This. & Kris Humphries was dumb enough to wife her idiot didn't know she was married before

 

Did you see the look on the Rob and Scott faces when he asked is there anything else about Kim he should know

. 
They were both like 

Please tell us this dude knows Ray J beat it up on camera and that's we all famous...

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by AEA18

Originally Posted by kilojules64

She seemed desperate to get married from the few episodes of her family's show that I've seen.  

This. & Kris Humphries was dumb enough to wife her idiot didn't know she was married before

 
Now he and Kim are trying to buy the sextape back from vivid

because he doesn't want to see his wife with another man

 

  

What a clown! I saw a bit of the episode where he's like "Wait, she was married before? What else don't I know about her?", and then the camera
cuts to Kim and she has that airheaded dunce look on her face like her mother always has. This marriage won't last more than a year. 

 

[jc619er]

She's just happy to finally be with someone that's she's way more famous than. Because let's be real, NBA star or not, no one would know about this guy unless he married her. So she holds all the power now. She's no dummy. 

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by jc619er

She's just happy to finally be with someone that's she's way more famous than. Because let's be real, NBA star or not, no one would know about this guy unless he married her. So she holds all the power now. She's Her mother's no dummy. 

 

[blackmagnus514]

publicity stunt

 

[vezon]

Originally Posted by Oh YoU MaD

The resemblance is uncanny!

Spit my water out all over my monitor

 

[ohdannyboy]

Originally Posted by durty pancakes

Originally Posted by High Altitude

I would also like to say that I would go to jail for Kendall Jenner



Those legs

Not going to lie. I'd let 3 catholic priests blindfold and touch me just so I can get a glimpse of the owner of the gas station her dad's gay cousin may or may not have took a dump in back in the 80's. 

Posts like this always make me laugh.

 

[Humbled]

Originally Posted by a55a5in11

funny thing is half of you guys are uglier than he is

 

[Bert.]

hes supposedly good looking,

i dont see it really but meh

 

[goldenchild9]

Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike

Originally Posted by a55a5in11

funny thing is half of you guys are uglier than he is