So Shaq has the funniest most random Twitter ever

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Gave a way anova game, geez im pissed agggggggggh dats a yell about 14 hours ago from txt


Its co sold in porltand i catn even tpye srtaight about 20 hours ago from txt


My son had a nightmare hes up wit me, he asked daddy how come u aint sleep, i told him, i dont sleep i dream 4:58 AM Dec 16th from txt


I must admit the blackberry storm is hot, like me, lol 4:57 AM Dec 16th from txt


If u r not an expert, put yo voicebox on mute, lol Shaquille oneal 2:12 PM Dec 14th from txt


Even the aliens no me, da ones real far, i speak to em like ibadablaa, Jigamagla, bockeraaa 7:26 PM Dec 13th from txt


I am only here to make u smile, so let me c yo grill 3:43 PM Dec 12th from txt


Whatthe hell is wrong wit da suns 10:34 PM Dec 4th from txt


Why is today called black friday 12:28 AM Nov 29th from txt


Destroyed by the heat jeeeez 10:59 PM Nov 28th from txt


Why do they call minneapolis, the twin cities, nobody here looks a like, waaa waaa waaaaaa 3:54 PM Nov 26th from txt


Im wearing a jacket dat says 1946, a lady asked me wat it means, i replied, mam its the yr i was born. Lol 5:17 PM Nov 24th from txt


On my way to oklahoma city, gettin ready to send 2 million lbs of peanut butta to africa 2:52 PM Nov 24th from txt


Last nite i told greg oden , "we r not the same, i am a martian" 3:09 PM Nov 23rd from txt


I'm watchn my 8 yr old son play, i'm jealous hes a better free throw shoota 9:21 PM Nov 21st from txt


ABOUT TO EAT DINNER, I PASSED UP 20 MCDONALDS TODAY. I COULDNT DO IT I'M ON A DIET,BUT MCDONALDS FRIES R THE BEST UM UM UM 6:51 PM Nov 19th from web

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What the hell is wrong with this man ?
 
Why is today called black friday 12:28 AM Nov 29th from txt


Destroyed by the heat jeeeez 10:59 PM Nov 28th from txt


Last nite i told greg oden , "we r not the same, i am a martian" 3:09 PM Nov 23rd from txt


I'm watchn my 8 yr old son play, i'm jealous hes a better free throw shoota 9:21 PM Nov 21st from txt


ABOUT TO EAT DINNER, I PASSED UP 20 MCDONALDS TODAY. I COULDNT DO IT I'M ON A DIET,BUT MCDONALDS FRIES R THE BEST UM UM UM 6:51 PM Nov 19th from web

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this dude Shaq is a fool
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Originally Posted by DeeNyce

how do you know that's really him
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He says it a lot in videos .



At the barber shop, gotta b sexy for the game tomorro. Us supermodels always have to stay fine, lol 4:12 PM Nov 19th from txt


On my way 2 da arena. I feel like the main charachter n da movie 300 7:39 PM Nov 20th from txt

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The funniest part is that I can picture him actually SAYING all this .
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