So you're watching your life on tv with the big guy up stairs...

[solesurvi0r7]

You've died, and are waiting to be judged by God (or whom ever you believe in). In order to gain entrance into heaven, you must watch your life with Jesusin his home theater. Every time you guys reach a part that may hinder you, He pauses and makes you explain yourself. The poster above you casts a scenario andyou respond to it. Then you created another scenario for the next poster and so on and so on. Example: I get caught stealing money from my moms purse and Itell Jesus, "Dude gas prices hit 3.50 a gallon. Time's were hard" First time you had sex.

 

[coolnificent]

you seen that movie to

but what's your question?

 

[blackmagnus514]

lmao

i'l just say "Nature took its course...gulity of lust, fornication and filthy language"

first time you drank/smoked

 

[solesurvi0r7]

Your first time having sex.

 

[vezon]

Originally Posted by solesurvi0r7

I tell Jesus, "Dude gas prices hit 3.50 a gallon. Time's were hard"

 

[the821empire]

lol this is interesting concept for a thread....

I refuse to steal, but lying and cheating are morals i can do away with.

First time i had sex: I was a pervert and wanted to have sex.

 

[momoney848]

I was young and dumb and influenced by my friends.

A part comes up with you smashing your girl's sister.

 

[mayor of nyc]

^i wanted to look cool in front of my friends (for the drinking/smoking one)

getting banned on NT...

 

[aqphame]

That would suck

 

[million dollar stacks]

"I told God I'll be back in a second, man its so hard not to act reckless."

but nah i would be like

and he would be mad cuz i did some crazy #%!% in my life.

 

[solesurvi0r7]

You know Dirty be tripping.


Watching porn.

 

[newkidtadagame]

"Have you seen what these girls can do?!"...I'm hoping God has a sense of humor..cheating on a test..

 

[jay dean03]

yea, i wrote some of my answers on the desk with a pencil and erased em along the way and got caught, failed the final

hope he doesn't see the 1st time i've masturbated

 

[jaypesoz]

Originally Posted by solesurvi0r7

Your first time having sex.

I'll tell him I was trying to grow you some more saints

 

[million dollar stacks]

what about the first time you beat your meat, you and him are sitting there watching...

 

[newkidtadagame]

Bill Lumbergh* "yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to change that"" Bill Lumbergh..

 

[solesurvi0r7]

I was young and I didn't know what was going on... but I know this... it felt reaaaally good.

 

[ubuibeme]

Originally Posted by MILLION DOLLAR STACKS

what about the first time you beat your meat, you and him are sitting there watching...

I was interested in porn @ a young age and I wanted to see what it was like to fap.....

 

[solesurvi0r7]

Cheating on your wife

 

[momoney848]

First time you had sinful thoughts over a girl

 

[ubuibeme]

Originally Posted by solesurvi0r7

Cheating on your wife

The secretary at work likes to fondle with me during her lunch break.

 

[nyelectric]

Originally Posted by UbUiBeMe

fondle with me

 

[solesurvi0r7]

Originally Posted by vezon

Originally Posted by solesurvi0r7

I tell Jesus, "Dude gas prices hit 3.50 a gallon. Time's were hard"

I take the "Jesus is my homeboy" sticker literally.

 

[cicco1212]

You all have some funny replies, however i would just say look how fast time passes by.

 

[hypebeast mcstreetwear]

No @*!% but I'm really interested in how many times I've fapped.