So you're watching your life on tv with the big guy up stairs...

[ubuibeme]

Originally Posted by NYelectric

Originally Posted by UbUiBeMe

fondle with me

...Nah son, not what you're thinkin'.

 

[TheGift23]

First time you stole something.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by vezon

Originally Posted by solesurvi0r7

I tell Jesus, "Dude gas prices hit 3.50 a gallon. Time's were hard"

Loosen the hell up man

 

[knivesdesu]

Although I don't believe in the judeo-christian concept of God, if I happen to be wrong I see that situation being alot of clips of me being drunk and outof hand. This would be followed by much laughing and slapping five with God, followed by some stiff drink.

But I'd be most interested in watching the first few times I got high ("I mean we got really, really high") and watching me wig out. Then godwould hopefully be good enough to leave the room for about 20 minutes while I watched some video of me going to work on this brazilian girl I dated and got itpopping.

 

[kash55]

What the hell are you talking about?

 

[abathingapestar]

what about all the times you thought you were "alone" while swackin??? (masturbating)


cuz that is definitely a sin everyone is guilty of

I guess ima just blame it on bbros