TAY '16: The Saga Continues

[Kaleo15]

Asians are usually to scared to top, like it's to big for them or something. Literally only sucking the mushroom tip.

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It's true bro...

They think they can get away with it by spitting on it and stroking it with 2 hands, sucking the tip.

If I wanted a hand job, id ask for a hand job.... but I asked what dat mouf do?

Y'all gotta stop with these sexual stereotypes Just what I was talking about earlier. I understand your just sharing experiences but the Asians I've been with have given crazy good head. The one chick from this past summer who wouldn't F me because she was already seeing someone but came over at 2:30 AM to top me off and swallow, then ate all my food the next morning. Y'all remember her? Same chick that said she doesn't do PDA when I tried to kiss her in the street after our second date at a happy hour, then takes me to a secluded parking garage and starts topping me off visciously.

My first girlfriend ever I WIO on the roof first night we met. She was scared. Ran away and called me evil. But we on the roof 33 floors up so she didn't really have anywhere to run to. We smashed when we went back downstairs and it ended with me sitting on her chest face Fing her and cumming all over her face. I didn't even tell her where the bathroom was or walk her out the front door. Just said goodnight lol.

All my Asians been straight freaks. That's only 2 of them.

However, with everything I just said and I know j called you guys out for being stereotypical or making baseless assumptions or whatever.....I do kinda believe what you're saying Just based off how FOB Asians and Japanese girls especially are portrayed in pron. They always seem timid and submissive. So I'm gonna let y'all cook here but don't count the Asians out. They be giving good wop

Come on Hennessy, I wasn't clowning on them at all... like you said, just past experience.... you seen my current girl bro... probably THEEE freakiest, horniest girl I have ever been with. And damn I been with a lot of chicks!

I give credit where it's due. If you good top and know how to ride the D, i'll thank your mama!

 

[Kaleo15]

nobody is walking around Miami... too damn hot lol 

is it that bad? I'm going there next month with a group of my homegirls

 

[alp]

Man I love juicy **** and phat *****. I bagged this chick today who was doing her physics homework. I said damn your thick, I told her to stand up and turn around for me and she obliged so I took a handful of her thick ripe booty meat. She looked at me with these savage **** me right now eyes, she was like oh ok you're bold. I'm like ****. I wanna smash, so I said I wanna **** you right here right now straight up. She said **** me, so I walked her pretty fine *** behind these bushes and pulled her tights and panties down and spread her butt cheeks apart and took a whif of her bootyhole and blew in it. Her lil moan got me extra hard. I pulled my pants down and told her to start giving me head and I start feelin her breasts. Her **** were so ****** ripe, you wouldn't believe em, with these sexy *** brown nipples. I tell her stand up so I could stick it in then I start pounding her like I just finished doin a bid. I was beating that thang out like I had no choice too, i finished her *** off like liu kang. Made Her *** do the loose booty walk all the way back to her books.

Y'all just gonna ignore this? Story had me

 

[suberzat1]

My 

 was for him dude the poster of the week with that

 

[alp]

Word

 

[hennessy]

Hawaii I know man lol. I'm just ridin, smokin, praying for you to catch a bad Asian with vacuum lips and a gagging obsession. One who sucks and swallows like she trying to find the antidote. We legends in the making

 

[tdogg2k]

i need to make it up to DC...........

im missing the single life, but got mad love for my chick...

saw some sundresses the other day tho.. had me doing the antonio banderas gif.

These sun dresses are a problem. chick wasnt even that cute but her body was soo soo right in that sundress.
that little bit of sunshine we had saturday had chicks showing out.

 

[doxen5703]

If that's true, he's a real one.
But if that's ducktales, he's gotta go. We don't tell fables around here.

 

[011781]

is it that bad? I'm going there next month with a group of my homegirls

Yes. It's like being in hell with the fireplace going. 

If you want to party with the locals and not cliche tourists, check out these places. Yelp will co-sign. 

South Beach: 

- Broken Shaker (ranked #14 in best bars in the world) 

- Bodega

- Radio Bar 

- Foxhole 

Wynwood:

- Wood Tavern

- Brickhouse

- Cafeina

Brickell:

- Sidebar

- Blackbird Ordinary

- Baby Jane 

Fort Lauderdale:

- Rythm & Vine

- Public House 

- American Social 

I got eating spots too, if you're a foodie. 

 

[alp]

If that's true, he's a real one.
But if that's ducktales, he's gotta go. We don't tell fables around here.

yea I'm not commenting on the validity of it, just the story and how he worded it is hilarious.
But let's be real, the chance of a story occurring like he said is very slim, damn near Porno status

 

[hennessy]

Man I love juicy **** and phat *****. I bagged this chick today who was doing her physics homework. I said damn your thick, I told her to stand up and turn around for me and she obliged so I took a handful of her thick ripe booty meat. She looked at me with these savage **** me right now eyes, she was like oh ok you're bold. I'm like ****. I wanna smash, so I said I wanna **** you right here right now straight up. She said **** me, so I walked her pretty fine *** behind these bushes and pulled her tights and panties down and spread her butt cheeks apart and took a whif of her bootyhole and blew in it. Her lil moan got me extra hard. I pulled my pants down and told her to start giving me head and I start feelin her breasts. Her **** were so ****** ripe, you wouldn't believe em, with these sexy *** brown nipples. I tell her stand up so I could stick it in then I start pounding her like I just finished doin a bid. I was beating that thang out like I had no choice too, i finished her *** off like liu kang. Made Her *** do the loose booty walk all the way back to her books.

Y'all just gonna ignore this? Story had me

Almost crashed my car laughing and reading this in the whip

 

[011781]

that story started off as lowkey sexual assault.... 

 

[alp]

Almost crashed my car laughing and reading this in the whip

I Can Only Imagine

 

[EddieDoyers]

Can't lie had a mini boner reading that romantic fiction

 

[Kaleo15]

is it that bad? I'm going there next month with a group of my homegirls

Yes. It's like being in hell with the fireplace going. 

If you want to party with the locals and not cliche tourists, check out these places. Yelp will co-sign. 

South Beach: 
- Broken Shaker (ranked #14 in best bars in the world) 
- Bodega
- Radio Bar 
- Foxhole 

Wynwood:
- Wood Tavern
- Brickhouse
- Cafeina

Brickell:
- Sidebar
- Blackbird Ordinary
- Baby Jane 

Fort Lauderdale:
- Rythm & Vine
- Public House 
- American Social 

I got eating spots too, if you're a foodie. 

Thanks bro... probably gonna take them to Wynwood to see the Wall of Art.

Staying on South Beach, debating between FontainBleu, Eden Roc or SurfComber.

 

[suberzat1]

Can't lie had a mini boner reading that romantic fiction

I was on the metro wondering if the chick next ti me would see my pipe print while I was reading

 

[youngdoc]

Asians are usually to scared to top, like it's to big for them or something. Literally only sucking the mushroom tip.

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Ehh Idk

Best head I've ever gotten was from a thick light skin chick but 3 of the top 5 spots probably belong to Asian chicks.

The two worst were from black chicks.

I think unless you're putting up Wilt #'s it's all gonna be anecdotal

 

[User 37837]

finished her off like liu kang

 

[Kaleo15]

Hawaii I know man lol. I'm just ridin, smokin, praying for you to catch a bad Asian with vacuum lips and a gagging obsession. One who sucks and swallows like she trying to find the antidote. We legends in the making

Na na na... don't get me wrong brotha! I said most Asians are scared... not this Asian, she mix but damn she a damn Goddess in bed.

 

[Kaleo15]

Asians are usually to scared to top, like it's to big for them or something. Literally only sucking the mushroom tip.

word   

Ehh Idk

Best head I've ever gotten was from a thick light skin chick but 3 of the top 5 spots probably belong to Asian chicks.

The two worst were from black chicks.

I think unless you're putting up Wilt #'s it's all gonna be anecdotal

I mean there we have it, so many preferences that others prefer... let's just thank these girls for the swallowing capabilities.

 

[suberzat1]

Best head I have gotten was from this black 6'1 chick that ride track

Y'all know the slim tall chicks always kept the kid feeling good 

 

[EddieDoyers]

In my experience, the thicker Asian chicks got no problem slobbing on the knob

Can't say the same about the shorter petite ones lol

 

[tdogg2k]

best top ive gotten was from a 5'7 fat lightskin chick who's mouth felt like a pool of Cherry red cotton candy after a nice cooling summer rain in the middle a tropical rain forest with beautiful flowers blooming around me like great meadow.

 

[Kaleo15]

Suber still waiting on that PM big homie

 

[spizike231]

Straight up, best head I ever got was from a thick white chick at a house party in the loft of my friends house. Girl was ridiculous with those lips dawg made ya boy feel like he was in a dream. Somehow, she knew how to use her teeth just the right way to softly scrape my d on her way up (first time I'd ever experienced this) and it was like the first time I heard The Beatles, the sun broke through the ceiling and shined down on me, angels sang octaves I'd never heard before while I busted all up in her throat and she took it like I was the last dude in line and she been doing this all day.