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My ex who I was almost engaged to used to love going out on dinner dates and I would hate having to spend $70-$100 on dinner but she would make up for it by being such a great cook. She was always buying groceries and cooking her *** off so it evened out. She was an insanely attractive girl but the fact that she cooked like that made me want to put the ring on her. I remember just playing Max Payne 3 and I couldn't take my eyes off the screen so she just started feeding me tilapia that she had just cooked. The food was amazing but I couldn't take my eyes off the game so she started unzipping my pants and I'm like "wtf are you doing? These drug lords are in the favelas and I gotta use my bullet time to..." She starts doming me up while I'm playing max Payne.If they bring groceries and cook for you it's even better. Playing video games while dinner gets made. I've realized even though I'm a good cook myself I have to be with someone that can throw down in the kitchen.
excuse me TAY I just got into my feels real quick