Story Time: It used to be this joant that liked me. She would come over my apt 4 out of 7 days a week to stare at me with shy googley eyes for 5 minutes, chat for about 30minutes then give me head till her jaw got tired.. 4 out of 7 days a week. I never bought this joant lunch. I never took her on a date. I never stayed up late on the phone with her. I never even met her outside of my apartment. 4 out of 7 days, she always had to visit me. I never even offered the joant juice. It didn't matter tho cause she liked me. Made sure all her friends knew.
On the flip side, there's a joant I've done everything for short of going to church with her. She's ******* too but she ain't ******* me. She's ******* the guy that don't buy her lunch, don't take her on dates, don't stay on the phone with her and doesn't offer her juice. Why is he getting the largest share of ***** from this dream girl? Cause she likes him.
lol... such is life