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That episode of Fresh Prince
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That episode of Fresh Prince
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chubby's aint my thing bro. I just hate my time being wasted. Granted she lives about 5 mins driving from me, this broad woke me up out of my sleep to come smash then falls asleep....
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you still out here looking for virgin yambs?
too much work, too much emotion, too much attachment, not good sex.
#aintnobodygottimeforvirgins
Repped. I'm too much of a grown man/animal in the sack to be trying to cater to a tight hole. Fugon with that.
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Walk up on her, ask her would she like to go have a drink (coffee or quiet pub) or lunch. Offer convo about catching up on things while at the same time not probing and asking too many questions. Tell her you'll pick her up for a (ROMCOM) movie around 8. Just get the yambs again, might have to eat the box though. You are basically courting her, making her feel wanted; exactly what you didn't give her the first time.
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Nah bruh I meant get semi hard and tap her face with it, but yeah you were a bit harsh. If anything you should have just set an alarm for 6:30 (so it will wake both of you up), cuddled her, wake up with a stiff one on her back. Morning, warm yambs ftw.
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No you are not that dude.
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you mean to tell me you wouldnt keep a girl around if she pays for everything?
you must have never had it like that when you do you get used to it. if you like her tho that is when it becomes a problem. it wont last with this girl i know it. but i'll milk it while i can. and why not? most girls these days to on twitter instagram in clubs looking for that come up why can't i?
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you mean to tell me you wouldnt keep a girl around if she pays for everything?
you must have never had it like that when you do you get used to it. if you like her tho that is when it becomes a problem. it wont last with this girl i know it. but i'll milk it while i can. and why not? most girls these days to on twitter instagram in clubs looking for that come up why can't i?
Because you are OD trying to mack your main like you have any other real back bone. Now if you're doing you, have your things in order and this is an extra broad just dumping cash on you then by all means, do you schun.
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Oh, nah bruh...she fell asleep before I even got there...didn't eem answer the door.
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Oh.
Yeah well you were still a little too harsh. You'd be better off waiting on some consistency with this behavior before making her a free agent.
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Don't cut no good yambs off ya team, let them quit willingly.
When they do stupid **** like that, ignore em, acquire new yambs, wait for them to come back (they always do), then smash.
Edit: Quoted the wrong person, but yeah you get the point.
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Just tell your friends, "Yeah I been sleeping with her
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Ehh, seems like there's not much you can do at this point without some hardcore investigation from what I read haha.
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I'm getting better at reading a girl's body language. It's becoming a confidence booster. Gettin at yambs left & right 
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.....and el derados
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Just because she said "I can't stop you"?I messed up real bad today...
I had an intramural football game a few hours back and I was the designated rusher, this cute girl was supposed to be blocking me but I kept blowing past her and she couldn't do anything about it. She kept smiling and saying "I can't stop you" but I just smiled and shrugged but didn't say anything
She sat out the second half and I was going to sit out too but our team was already outnumbered by 2 players since the rest of our squad didn't show up and I had to play the whole game, never saw her after the game.
Now it's bugging me
Next time in situations like this, you should be more flirty towards girls you're attracted to. If I were you, I would've let her tackeled me, that would've been a good ice breaker.
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I have a friend who thinks that all girls who acts friendly towards him, likes him and tries to get at them.
Don't be like my friend
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Would you call that some type of thirst? Seems desperate to me.
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The thirst is so strong, it flows in his veins. He doesn't get the obvious and he lost a lot of good female friends. The type that would give you advice from a women's perspective.
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that is not a reason to dead her. Some of us aint even getting yambs and you throwing them away smh
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With the football chick I would have been doing some major **** talking, playfully of course. "Oh you guarding me? *loud obnoxious laugh". and make some incidental contact with her breast and buns during the game.
With the sleepy chick I would just check her and explain what she did that I didn't like so she tries a lil harder to make sure she doesn't do it again. Cutting off contact sometimes works and sometimes makes you seem like a lil punk so I find it best to tell her about herself calmly and then play it from there. I would only drop her if she didn't want to fix the problem
With the sleepy chick I would just check her and explain what she did that I didn't like so she tries a lil harder to make sure she doesn't do it again. Cutting off contact sometimes works and sometimes makes you seem like a lil punk so I find it best to tell her about herself calmly and then play it from there. I would only drop her if she didn't want to fix the problem
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the honesty in this post.
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"I'll stop next time if I can get your numberI messed up real bad today...
I had an intramural football game a few hours back and I was the designated rusher, this cute girl was supposed to be blocking me but I kept blowing past her and she couldn't do anything about it. She kept smiling and saying "I can't stop you" but I just smiled and shrugged but didn't say anything
She sat out the second half and I was going to sit out too but our team was already outnumbered by 2 players since the rest of our squad didn't show up and I had to play the whole game, never saw her after the game.
Now it's bugging me
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I cant even explain it. I'm 25 and still live at home. I'm just not in the mood to chase anymore. I just need to stack up and cop my own crib
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