TAY: thread about yambs...

[ricky409]

Cats out here got yambs coming outta their ears.

Solo dolo'n it tonight... Finally found my license after a month so I'm making some moves.

 

[rrlegend]

Damn y'all legends out here.

Cats out here got yambs coming outta their ears.

Solo dolo'n it tonight... Finally found my license after a month so I'm making some moves.

any body can do that if given the opportunity and circumstance , none of them girls were keepers though , most were strippers, adult film stars, and hood rats that wanted to be seen and in the mix. I would never let them meet my mother and father lol but they know what they're there for for the time being . i'm pretty sure im have a couple of daughters as payback but imma feed them everyday and turn them into female shotputters and power lifters , the least is they'll be on the softball team

 

[tdogg2k]

^^^^lmao true true....
but big girls need love too craig

 

[mikejeffjo]

My man

My daughter came 1st and she's the only thing that slowed me down

I be damn she ever come to me talking bout a boyfriend I'm not gone put too much pressure on her cuz I know sometimes that will make them get wreckless but I'm going hard on any male friend she has

I got 1 daughter and 2 sons my boys I hope don't go my route and keep it 100 with 1 good girl

Cuz 1 thing I learned from all that bangin is just like rammin 1 girl every nite can get boring so can having multiple randoms or f buddies

You start to forget names talk in yo sleep about other chics kick it with drama queens on drunk nights that you promised yourself you was done with

Or the worst part like me you end up with 3 different babymamas paying child support out the as and that aint the bad part the worse thing about it you'll want yo kids to grow up together but you can't get yo BM's to get along

I haven't squared up yet but if I could go back I'd do things a tad bit different after I lost my high school sweetheart to a tragic natural cause

I lost my mind and didn't looked back I never wanted to feel the hurt of losing somebody ever again and tried to ease the pain with numerous females but that aint work either

 

[tdogg2k]

sorry to hear bro. annd I hope all works out for you. I'm not close with my fam cuz of different parents and it sucks. stay up and try to get em all together as often as u can. always let em know

 

[mikejeffjo]

sorry to hear bro. annd I hope all works out for you. I'm not close with my fam cuz of different parents and it sucks. stay up and try to get em all together as often as u can. always let em know

Gratitude fam some heartaches you can't never get rid of I'm good tho and yes I see them as much as possible if not for them I'd be dead or locked up they keep me striving again I appereciate that

Sorry for the rant

 

[rrlegend]

the reason why I'm the way i am is that older cats showed me the way and i was always handsome and witty might as well use it to my advantage . I'm not gonna stop till i hear a no. on the kids tip im 28 now and i think its just in my dna to marry the chick with my kids for better or worse , it almost happen twice with 2 diffrent girls so i know its gonna happen again, and all my family is married there's no baby mama's or baby daddies on either side of the fam all my aunts or uncles are married but i have some cousins in small towns that got knocked up by local d-boys 

. But with women nowadays im not looking for kids or marriage no time soon unless they come from another country, i had one chick i used to mess with that was texting her dude before she got there and after we finished she told him she went to the movies 

 and she looked like the good type too never hit her up again after that ( one of my pet peeves is i like for my women to be free and i detest liars and theives ) i want to find the dude and tell him drop her but never did , sad part is i seen them at lennox one day booed up with a baby stroller . im starting to belive that in 2013 and beyond theres no need for marriage , knock a chick up talk it out sign the papers she puts you on papers so be it , i rarther get hit with child support than child support, wedding , divorce , alimony, and splitting half my stuff.

 

[youngdoc]

C-blocker avoided tonight and yambs acquired.

Chick trying to be a cornerstone like Yao Ming

 

[sooperhooper]

I've been drinking and here are some alabama yambs for my nt fam.

 

[mr marcus]

^ dat mass

Last night I think I gave an in shift update on that chick lol...night was cool..spoke and acted normal...

But when I was standing at the elevator her and her friends were talking maybe 10 feet away and I saw em but I didn't pay much attention...kinda notice the white yamb glance but I played it off since it was with my peripheral

When the elevator opened her friend was like "oh have a goodnight" it came off on some "you know you saw her over here and you should've spoke" type ****

I mean I kept it cool earlier in the shift but it was no point in me telling her bye after she curved me a day or two earlier...**** weird

 

[lpheat22]

With new yambs do you guys bring up being tested convo or just go for it and hope for the best, obviously one night deals that's out of the question but someone consistent that's a convo I imagine needs to happen

 

[andretti]

the reason why I'm the way i am is that older cats showed me the way and i was always handsome and witty might as well use it to my advantage . I'm not gonna stop till i hear a no. on the kids tip im 28 now and i think its just in my dna to marry the chick with my kids for better or worse , it almost happen twice with 2 diffrent girls so i know its gonna happen again, and all my family is married there's no baby mama's or baby daddies on either side of the fam all my aunts or uncles are married but i have some cousins in small towns that got knocked up by local d-boys  . But with women nowadays im not looking for kids or marriage no time soon unless they come from another country, i had one chick i used to mess with that was texting her dude before she got there and after we finished she told him she went to the movies   and she looked like the good type too never hit her up again after that ( one of my pet peeves is i like for my women to be free and i detest liars and theives ) i want to find the dude and tell him drop her but never did , sad part is i seen them at lennox one day booed up with a baby stroller . im starting to belive that in 2013 and beyond theres no need for marriage , knock a chick up talk it out sign the papers she puts you on papers so be it , i rarther get hit with child support than child support, wedding , divorce , alimony, and splitting half my stuff.

slow building clap
Brodie spoke that word



Having a baby is my number 2 fear..

 

[joeyd12]

Anyone here ever hit sisters before? On separate occasions.

I've hit 3 pairs of sisters... light work. Didn't get hit, punched, none of that. I dated the older sister and years later when the younger sister grew up more they saw me as something they wanted to accomplish or a challenge. They had a crush cus I dated their older sisters, they actually got off on it. The older sister that did find out, was tight cus she was just jealous... She was even dating someone else. She tried to act like she didn't care, but she did, u could tell, lol... Granted it was years later anyway...

Bucket list? My bucket list is two sisters at once or twins at once.

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]Dam and I thought I was getting it!!! MikeJeff, RRlegend, Joey D12, you guys are on the NT Dream Team, I'm just an All-Star . My all-time record was 5 in a 24 hour period. I didn't have trouble getting it out because I seem to recharge when it's a different woman, but if it's the same woman I'm gassed after 2 episodes in the same day or one long ep.

I use TestoJack to keep me running like I was when I was 18. TestoJack isn't like Viagra which just gives you a stiffie, TestoJAck will have you painting these broads. To put it academically/historically "dem **** be Pompeii and you be Mt. Vesuvius". [/COLOR]

 

[Mark Antony]

Lmao I'm living wrong. I dont mind normal yambs, but might as well try this stuff.

 

[tdogg2k]

I've never hit sisters,
I did hit a friends sister before, homie still doesn't know about it, but I think he'd be after my neck if he did know.


As far as stories about why we are the way we are.
I think im a cool collective dude on the woman front because everyone else in my family has baby mamas, multiple kids, and most still not married (and over 40) been in jail
I never wanted that for myself, I got to learn from their mistakes, since the closest brother I have in age to me is still 12 years older than me.

I'm a nice dude with most of these ladies because i've seen women get dogged even my moms once.
but the yambs i've gotten was usually in IDGAF mode. but never been wreckless enough to do no condoms with the randoms, only with some of the g/f.. but that was only right after periods when its less likely for them to get pregnant.
27 single, decent shape (honestly best shape of my life right now) 5'9 got out of all my bad relationships i think ima do my thing for another 2-3 years before I try to look and settle down.

but one thing i know is women and how they work, got a lot of female friends who seem to tell me everything and how they wish things were, which helps me with my own women.

keep up the info guys, we're all learning and pulling confidence from each other in here.. **e-man hug**

 

[youngdoc]

Y'all are wild. I don't even have the energy for that many yambs in 1 day.....I guess I wasted my younger years

 

[mikejeffjo]

Yeah that's why I shared that cuz it was when I was a teenager

If you know anyone from Chicago ask them about CVS its literally 1 of if not the biggest highschools in the world it used to be a air plane hangar/army base in other words a hoasis

I started in class of 9k freshmen 6k sophmores 4k jr's and 1k sr's
I stayed 2 blocks away from school so yambs were always willing to come over before/during/after school so I never needed a car it was easy access bcuz she didn't have to travel that far

So it became a game between me and the some of my guys I was like 3rd or 4th everytime we took the challenge so I'm no type of legend lol but thanks for the compliment I only won once and that was when I did the 6 but my man Kens record was 13 that fool was so sweet with the game 1 time he banged a teacher and then 1 of our guys mothers he proved he banged teach by stealing 1 of her shoes and proved he bang our guy mom by showing us her bra we didn't know it was her bra but when he pulled it out the dude start crying and trying to fight Ken so its safe to say it was true

Like its been stated before our game got heavily seasoned bcuz back then we had to actually approach chics

that particular game started out as who could get the most numbers at the mall then lead to yambs

So yeah fellas stay strap and don't ruin your good yrs chasing around a crumb snatcher use it wisely

On another note I heard my man mention viagra and something else I never heard of but will probably try

viagra meh I took a few times with some remy I didn't like the way it controlled you so I stop messing with it cialis didn't do nothing yohimbine not sure if spelled right but its all natural and works wonders just take it slow like half a tab a whole pill is like shooting caffeine in yo veins and will have you shaking like a leaf on a windy day lol

 

[Mark Antony]

Between all the sisters, aunts, mom, stepmom, friends I have it's like I have cheat codes sometimes, all you gotta do is pay attention. But yeah I take yohimbine now for it's fat burning qualities, it does have you beasting, but it depends on the person, I heard other dudes having the opposite effects. it's like a jolt of 3 cups of coffee. Doesn't bother me much because back in the day I had a random patch of anxiety attacks, I learned to control those till they went away so I learned to function with an elevated heart rate.

 

[dens415]

Between all the sisters, aunts, mom, stepmom, friends I have it's like I have cheat codes sometimes, all you gotta do is pay attention. But yeah I take yohimbine now for it's fat burning qualities, it does have you beasting, but it depends on the person, I heard other dudes having the opposite effects. it's like a jolt of 3 cups of coffee. Doesn't bother me much because back in the day I had a random patch of anxiety attacks, I learned to control those till they went away so I learned to function with an elevated heart rate.

I was reading about that in the get in shape thread.

1MR gave me the opposite effect. is it similar to that? When should Yohimbine be taken?

 

[Mark Antony]

I just pop one in the morning stacked with a caffeine pill/green tea capsule. Hell of a lot of caffeine, seems like something not recommended. I wouldn't jump into it unless you know your health/check with a doctor.

 

[frshstunna]

Best sight in the world

But have you ever been laying on the bed while 5 of'em play nude musical chairs on top of you

Had that happen 1 of my bdays

That's a question I been meaning to ask you guys

What's your record for 1 day

Mine is 6

Would've been 7 but she was on her period and I don't do that always feel like I just murdered jimbo with or without rubs

I'm talking bout when I was 16-17 I couldn't do that many if I tried today

Nowadays she lucky if she get a 2nd shot or I last past 20min and don't nod off

I just did 3 last Monday, was worn out think im gettin too old for that : lol ....most i hit in 24 hours was 4 when i was in ATL, spanning from like 6pm to 4am

 

[dens415]

I just pop one in the morning stacked with a caffeine pill/green tea capsule. Hell of a lot of caffeine, seems like something not recommended. I wouldn't jump into it unless you know your health/check with a doctor.

Yeah i take 2 oxyelites in the morning every day...guess ill do some research.

 

[jthagreat]

4 different girls in 4 nights...all out my momma's house too.

 

[216301baller]

Most I've done is a mom & daughter,3. girls in 2 nights,2 in 1 night(separate) a couple times, and a 3some