Went out with my boy, the one who sometimes interjects himself in my one on one convos, and a large random assortment of dudes. It was like 10 of us. Left this one whack spot down in Chinatown and walked over to Hotel Chantelle in LES. Along the way two of the dudes started making out with each other. I'm not homophobic but my face was like :x . Get into the line, all 8 of us. Bouncers like how many and I say 3. I'm not bout to head in 8 at at a time with no wimmenz. Bouncers talking about only bottle service and we're like nope. My boy who blocks knew the owner through a friend so the 3 of us end up getting in somehow and the other 5 don't get in, partly because they didn't have the hunger to get in.
Get in and my boy starts getting fairly drunk. I see him legit just grabbing at girls arms as they pass by and I'm laughing cause he has no success. I'm like bruh, we too old to by trying that grabbing ****, you should know it doesn't work and women don't like it. We see these two chicks one black one white. He wants to go at the black one I want the white one. He strikes out with the swiftness with a half assed attempt. I swoop in on the white one slightly isolate her and start spitting. Sit down for a bit and get the digits. Then I tell her my boy is trying to talk to her friend and she says tell him to to man up. Try to call him over and dude is bsing. Then I told her friend my mans wants to meet you and she's like yeah bring him over. I'm legit grabbing and slapping dude cause he's in arms reach. He's dancing with this chick that he's not going to pull and wasn't worth pulling and just refused to to come over. I shake my head cause I'm like dude you missed your original shot, I created mine and created another one for you, and you don't want the oop?
Leave the spot see this bad white joint who was pissed that this dude was leaving with an ugly white joint. Her and her friends were calling the ugly girl trash. I'm drunk so I'm trying to steal fruit and they stand in front of the fruit I'm trying to steal. Introduce myself while my two boys are bsing. Get the scoop on what went down with the broads and then told the bad becky that homie was tripping. Brought the becky over to my boy and was like bruh you saw the other joint who walked out, which one would you rather be with and of course he says the becky i'm talking to. She laughs and then I go for the kill. She goes I give my number out a lot. I hit her with the Dom Kennedy and tell her they ain't nothing like me. put my phone in her hand and let her type them digits. Think I'm going to hit her up with them none standard text.
Didn't smash but still had a good night and trying to put both these beckys on my roster. Bruhs just watched me flourish all night