TAY: thread about yambs...

[usabasketball08]

Have a short story..Kind of got caught up Friday.


About a month or so ago, I smashed this freshman chick on campus..(Chick #1) When we were done, we stayed cooped up in my apartment for awhile. She took a shower and after, I let her pick one of my shirts to wear around for the time being. It was one of my favorite tee's, so I made her wash it and bring it back later on in the week. I thought nothing of this.

Two weeks ago there was another chick I hit (Chick #2) and I followed my same procedure..chill out for awhile after, turn on ESPN and relax. I also let this chick wear one of my shirts while we were laying around. The difference between this time and the first chick, I let this shorty keep my shirt when she left.

FAST-FORWARD TO FRIDAY.

Chick #1 sees Chick #2 in one of the buildings on campus. She sees her with the shirt on, compliments her and smiles, and then asks where she got it.

Chick #2 says she got it from this "guy". I'm assuming at this point, #1 realizes that she's seen AND worn the same shirt before at my place. #1 digs deeper into the shirt and asks #2 the guy's name, etc. She chirped like a bird.

It never crossed my mind to think, "wait, that's the same shirt" when I let shorty put it on. All you think is, "whatever, it's just a shirt".

Chick #1 WENT OFF. A whole damn essay text. Chick #2 explained the situation to me, and I told her what happened, and we came to an agreement on some things so we're on good terms.

I ******* slipped. I wanted to keep #1 around because she was an all-around cool chick.

 

[demarco]

Have a short story..Kind of got caught up Friday.


About a month or so ago, I smashed this freshman chick on campus..(Chick #1) When we were done, we stayed cooped up in my apartment for awhile. She took a shower and after, I let her pick one of my shirts to wear around for the time being. It was one of my favorite tee's, so I made her wash it and bring it back later on in the week. I thought nothing of this.

Two weeks ago there was another chick I hit (Chick #2) and I followed my same procedure..chill out for awhile after, turn on ESPN and relax. I also let this chick wear one of my shirts while we were laying around. The difference between this time and the first chick, I let this shorty keep my shirt when she left.

FAST-FORWARD TO FRIDAY.

Chick #1 sees Chick #2 in one of the buildings on campus. She sees her with the shirt on, compliments her and smiles, and then asks where she got it.

Chick #2 says she got it from this "guy". I'm assuming at this point, #1 realizes that she's seen AND worn the same shirt before at my place. #1 digs deeper into the shirt and asks #2 the guy's name, etc. She chirped like a bird.

It never crossed my mind to think, "wait, that's the same shirt" when I let shorty put it on. All you think is, "whatever, it's just a shirt".

Chick #1 WENT OFF. A whole damn essay text. Chick #2 explained the situation to me, and I told her what happened, and we came to an agreement on some things so we're on good terms.

I ******* slipped. I wanted to keep #1 around because she was an all-around cool chick.

 

[Coromanti]

Have a short story..Kind of got caught up Friday.


About a month or so ago, I smashed this freshman chick on campus..(Chick #1) When we were done, we stayed cooped up in my apartment for awhile. She took a shower and after, I let her pick one of my shirts to wear around for the time being. It was one of my favorite tee's, so I made her wash it and bring it back later on in the week. I thought nothing of this.

Two weeks ago there was another chick I hit (Chick #2) and I followed my same procedure..chill out for awhile after, turn on ESPN and relax. I also let this chick wear one of my shirts while we were laying around. The difference between this time and the first chick, I let this shorty keep my shirt when she left.

FAST-FORWARD TO FRIDAY.

Chick #1 sees Chick #2 in one of the buildings on campus. She sees her with the shirt on, compliments her and smiles, and then asks where she got it.

Chick #2 says she got it from this "guy". I'm assuming at this point, #1 realizes that she's seen AND worn the same shirt before at my place. #1 digs deeper into the shirt and asks #2 the guy's name, etc. She chirped like a bird.

It never crossed my mind to think, "wait, that's the same shirt" when I let shorty put it on. All you think is, "whatever, it's just a shirt".

Chick #1 WENT OFF. A whole damn essay text. Chick #2 explained the situation to me, and I told her what happened, and we came to an agreement on some things so we're on good terms.

I ******* slipped. I wanted to keep #1 around because she was an all-around cool chick.

Lesson learned.

Don't let them keep your clothing...too much headache for them to recognize the clothing.

 

[youngheadjenks5]

Have a short story..Kind of got caught up Friday.


About a month or so ago, I smashed this freshman chick on campus..(Chick #1) When we were done, we stayed cooped up in my apartment for awhile. She took a shower and after, I let her pick one of my shirts to wear around for the time being. It was one of my favorite tee's, so I made her wash it and bring it back later on in the week. I thought nothing of this.

Two weeks ago there was another chick I hit (Chick #2) and I followed my same procedure..chill out for awhile after, turn on ESPN and relax. I also let this chick wear one of my shirts while we were laying around. The difference between this time and the first chick, I let this shorty keep my shirt when she left.

FAST-FORWARD TO FRIDAY.

Chick #1 sees Chick #2 in one of the buildings on campus. She sees her with the shirt on, compliments her and smiles, and then asks where she got it.

Chick #2 says she got it from this "guy". I'm assuming at this point, #1 realizes that she's seen AND worn the same shirt before at my place. #1 digs deeper into the shirt and asks #2 the guy's name, etc. She chirped like a bird.

It never crossed my mind to think, "wait, that's the same shirt" when I let shorty put it on. All you think is, "whatever, it's just a shirt".

Chick #1 WENT OFF. A whole damn essay text. Chick #2 explained the situation to me, and I told her what happened, and we came to an agreement on some things so we're on good terms.

I ******* slipped. I wanted to keep #1 around because she was an all-around cool chick.

 C'mon son you can't let em getchu like that.

 

[mugen81]

Have a short story..Kind of got caught up Friday.


About a month or so ago, I smashed this freshman chick on campus..(Chick #1) When we were done, we stayed cooped up in my apartment for awhile. She took a shower and after, I let her pick one of my shirts to wear around for the time being. It was one of my favorite tee's, so I made her wash it and bring it back later on in the week. I thought nothing of this.

Two weeks ago there was another chick I hit (Chick #2) and I followed my same procedure..chill out for awhile after, turn on ESPN and relax. I also let this chick wear one of my shirts while we were laying around. The difference between this time and the first chick, I let this shorty keep my shirt when she left.

FAST-FORWARD TO FRIDAY.

Chick #1 sees Chick #2 in one of the buildings on campus. She sees her with the shirt on, compliments her and smiles, and then asks where she got it.

Chick #2 says she got it from this "guy". I'm assuming at this point, #1 realizes that she's seen AND worn the same shirt before at my place. #1 digs deeper into the shirt and asks #2 the guy's name, etc. She chirped like a bird.

It never crossed my mind to think, "wait, that's the same shirt" when I let shorty put it on. All you think is, "whatever, it's just a shirt".

Chick #1 WENT OFF. A whole damn essay text. Chick #2 explained the situation to me, and I told her what happened, and we came to an agreement on some things so we're on good terms.

I ******* slipped. I wanted to keep #1 around because she was an all-around cool chick.

 

[heliumclinton]

Chicks remember everything man they could see a girl drinking a bottle of water and know it came out your fridge

 

[suberzat1]

Have a short story..Kind of got caught up Friday.


About a month or so ago, I smashed this freshman chick on campus..(Chick #1) When we were done, we stayed cooped up in my apartment for awhile. She took a shower and after, I let her pick one of my shirts to wear around for the time being. It was one of my favorite tee's, so I made her wash it and bring it back later on in the week. I thought nothing of this.

Two weeks ago there was another chick I hit (Chick #2) and I followed my same procedure..chill out for awhile after, turn on ESPN and relax. I also let this chick wear one of my shirts while we were laying around. The difference between this time and the first chick, I let this shorty keep my shirt when she left.

FAST-FORWARD TO FRIDAY.

Chick #1 sees Chick #2 in one of the buildings on campus. She sees her with the shirt on, compliments her and smiles, and then asks where she got it.

Chick #2 says she got it from this "guy". I'm assuming at this point, #1 realizes that she's seen AND worn the same shirt before at my place. #1 digs deeper into the shirt and asks #2 the guy's name, etc. She chirped like a bird.

It never crossed my mind to think, "wait, that's the same shirt" when I let shorty put it on. All you think is, "whatever, it's just a shirt".

Chick #1 WENT OFF. A whole damn essay text. Chick #2 explained the situation to me, and I told her what happened, and we came to an agreement on some things so we're on good terms.

I ******* slipped. I wanted to keep #1 around because she was an all-around cool chick.

Not going to lie whenever a chick spend the night at my crib I have all the chicks where the same shorts. Maybe im wrong for that but none of these chicks are my girl so rinse and reuse.

 

[mugen81]

Not going to lie whenever a chick spend the night at my crib I have all the chicks where the same shorts. Maybe im wrong for that but none of these chicks are my girl so rinse and reuse.

 

[joeyxfresco]

Lmfao I do the same thing. Same PJ pants and same tank. The bishes love the pants for whatever reason

 

[suberzat1]

Like I said I may just be wrong

 

[tdogg2k]

Chicks remember everything man they could see a girl drinking a bottle of water and know it came out your fridge

lol that is truth..
you in too close proximity to be slipping.

if I ever learned anything from all my homegirls it's dudes keep all their chicks close (I say we're lazier) compared to chicks having them spread out.

we gotta be do better

 

[youngdoc]

I just pick random shorts/shirts but make sure to not let them borrow any of my favs

 

[mugen81]

Since I don't wear my jerseys anymore, I let my girl have all of them, that's the best sight in the world at night, LAWD.

 

[joeyxfresco]

Since I don't wear my jerseys anymore, I let my girl have all of them, that's the best sight in the world at night, LAWD.

My ex used to be a Celtics fan just like me and she would always wanna sleep in my KG jersey when she spent the night

 

[011781]

 
Honestly not sure what to say back. 

IMO, she opened up the door to talk about. 

If it made her feel awkward or she wasn't the least bit interested, she wouldn't have brought it back up. 

If she said it immediately after you said, then chances are she ain't interested right now and it's going to take some work. 

 

[Humbled]

Passed on some quality crackhead yams one week ago today, still really salty about it, she was way too cute for my fat ***, b*tch just scared the sh*t outta me with addict sores on her face and tellin' me stories about her stealing cars. #regret
I should have gone on a 3 week bender with her and then I should have written a rap opera about her.

Cats outchea tryna get crackhead yambs?!?!! YOOOOOO

I can't b. I can't **** with some of y'all. :x

 

[Coromanti]

Passed on some quality crackhead yams one week ago today, still really salty about it, she was way too cute for my fat ***, b*tch just scared the sh*t outta me with addict sores on her face and tellin' me stories about her stealing cars. #regret
I should have gone on a 3 week bender with her and then I should have written a rap opera about her.

Did you understand what you just typed?

"she was way to cute for my fat ***"

 then in the next clause you type

"just scared the **** out of me with addict sores on her face"

If a woman has coke sores and is too cute for you....

 

[hotblackgirl]

Quote:

 
Did you understand what you just typed?

"she was way to cute for my fat ***"

 then in the next clause you type

"just scared the **** out of me with addict sores on her face"

If a woman has coke sores and is too cute for you....

9/10 face man, you find that in about 1 in every 2000 women. Sweet *** too, didn't look like she showered often though, she was this beautiful mess and it just threw me for a loop, haunting dark brown eyes filled with pain, Italian complexion, actress pretty.

She gave me that humbled to meet me look like women do when they want the magic stick, smoked some herb with her outside of an Amtrak station with my man John.

BTW for you young bols train stations and bus stops are the best spots for quick yams.

Cats outchea tryna get crackhead yambs?!?!! YOOOOOO

I can't b. I can't **** with some of y'all.

I look beyond the crackheadedness and the best thing about drug addicts is they're never fat.

 

[Mark Antony]

Don't eem try to kick knowledge Fatty McCrackhead

 

[usabasketball08]

You gotta be trolling.

 

[jayhood23]

Hope its a troll

Anyway the chick that asked for my # at work has been MIA, can't eem get a text back so I deleted the #. Really wanted to smash that though

 

[keel252]

First troll of the TAY thread

 

[hotblackgirl]

First troll of the TAY thread

Not a troll, I just live a very rock n roll lifestyle, I'll make a little two minute vlog for you guys show you the man behind the mask later tonght.

 

[heliumclinton]

Don't get it confused some of these college chicks are crackheads

 

[keel252]

Not a troll, I just live a very rock n roll lifestyle, I'll make a little two minute vlog for you guys show you the man behind the mask later tonght.

Stop it.