The Invincible Thread

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Matt Stafford is better than those players.

He has like a small chance of winning MVP ...those other players, there's like almost no chance like they may not even on their current teams opening day roster.
 
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Figured I'd spice the thread up a bit. From USA Today:
[h1]Ranking all 32 NFL teams by likability[/h1]
All kinds of things affect the way we think about other people’s teams. Fans, for example. As a neutral, you can’t like a team if you don’t enjoy being around its fans. Uniforms, too. Hard for neutrals to root for an eyesore. Good ownership is also important, and the team is question has to be fun to watch. Not necessarily good, just fun. Surprising. Interesting.

Mix all that stuff up and you come out with the neutral’s likability rankings. The order goes from most likable, to least…
[h3]1. Green Bay Packers[/h3]
Unless you’re a Bears fan, everyone loves the Packers — a massive feat considering how consistently good they are. The small town, rich in history, publicly-owned franchise represents the best of sports, all while Aaron Rodgers’ scintillating ability makes them so much fun to watch. It’s hard to argue this team belongs anywhere other than first on this list.
[h3]2. Buffalo Bills[/h3]
The Bills made a solid claim to be number one on this list. The NFL’s lovable losers benefit from the unlikability of its divisional rivals (*cough cough* Patriots), and the team’s diehard fans are always good for a few hilarious videos a season.
[h3]3. Miami Dolphins[/h3]
Aside from Dolphins being generally likable animals, Miami is just one of those teams that has a fun vibe around it. Remember when Ricky Williams ran for a million yards? Or when Dan Marino threw for a bazillion yards? Or when they went 11-5 in 2008 running the wildcat offense? And besides, they were in an Ace Ventura movie. Major props for that.
[h3]4. Arizona Cardinals[/h3]
Hard not to like a team that has Larry Fitzgerald as the face of its franchise.
[h3]5. Kansas City Chiefs[/h3]
A strong fanbase despite a lack of relative success counts for a lot around these parts. The Chiefs have that in abundance.
[h3]6. New York Giants[/h3]
Might be a bit lower on this list were it not for Odell Beckham’s consistently mind-bending catches.
[h3]7. Detroit Lions[/h3]
Never good enough as a team to make other fans feel threatened, but they have a rich history and benefited from years of two fantasy football all-stars: Matt Stafford and, of course, Calvin Johnson.
[h3]8. New Orleans Saints[/h3]
The Saints would’ve been first on this list not long ago, but any team winning a Super Bowl provokes jealousy, and Bountygate certainly didn’t help matters, either.
[h3]9. Seattle Seahawks[/h3]
Might be a touch high on this list considering how good they are, but the 12th man makes every Seattle game so much more fun to watch.
[h3]10. Cincinnati Bengals[/h3]
Pretty harmless, all things considered.
[h3]11. San Francisco 49ers[/h3]
Have lots of good history working in their favor, and Chip Kelly will at the very least make them fun to watch this year.
[h3]12. Denver Broncos[/h3]
Sending Peyton Manning out on a high was a pretty likable thing to do.
[h3]13. Cleveland Browns[/h3]
The team’s utter disfunction even starts to grind on the neutrals.
[h3]14. Atlanta Falcons[/h3]
Generally likable, but the pumping-in-fake-crowd-noise thing was pretty strange.
[h3]15. Carolina Panthers[/h3]
Cam Newton divides opinion, so between all his haters and defenders, this seems like a good spot for Carolina.
[h3]16. Chicago Bears[/h3]
The team’s always-classy uniforms balance out whatever negative effects Jay Cutler brings to the likability rankings.
[h3]17. Minnesota Vikings[/h3]
Safe to say, we’re firmly in “meh” territory right now.
[h3]18. Tennessee Titans[/h3]
Meh.
[h3]19. Houston Texans[/h3]
Meh.
[h3]20. Jacksonville Jaguars[/h3]
Meh.
[h3]21. Tampa Bay Buccaneers[/h3]
Meh.
[h3]22. Oakland Raiders[/h3]
When the Raiders are good they’re the NFL team everyone loves to hate. But the Raiders are not good, and haven’t been for a while.
[h3]23. San Diego Chargers[/h3]
Would have probably been in the “meh” zone were they not primed to bolt for Los Angeles.
[h3]24. Indianapolis Colts[/h3]
The Colts get 13 seasons of Peyton Manning, then suck for a year, then get rewarded with another franchise quarterback like Andrew Luck? Unlikable!
[h3]25. Baltimore Ravens[/h3]
Who isn’t tired of the “Is Joe Flacco elite?” debate?
[h3]26. New York Jets[/h3]
Would be lower if they were better.
[h3]27. Pittsburgh Steelers[/h3]
It must be great being a Steelers fan. Really great. To everyone else, their loyal fans basking in the glory of its consistently well-run franchise is just kind of — what’s the word? — annoying.
[h3]28. Philadelphia Eagles[/h3]
Hard to get behind a team whose fans once booed Santa Claus, and that has an overpaid quarterback spouting unreasonable demands.
[h3]29. Los Angeles Rams[/h3]
Ditching for Los Angeles after years of a bad on-field product, only to point the finger at fans for not showing up and leaving them with a hefty bill for the pleasure was a ruthlessly low blow.
[h3]30. Dallas Cowboys[/h3]
Outside of Texas — well, Dallas really — America’s Team has been plummeting down the rankings recently, especially amid all the Greg Hardy stuff last season.
[h3]31. New England Patriots[/h3]
The coach is an evil genius, they drafted one of the best quarterbacks ever in the sixth round, and the fans are never shy about boasting about it all. Only once since 2001 have the Patriots failed to win more than 10 games, and that year — in 2002 — they won nine. Absurd. Four Super Bowl wins plus two more finals over the same period along with a host of different scandals means Pats fans can count themselves lucky, very lucky, that they’re only second-last on this list.
[h3]32. Washington ********[/h3]
So much to get through it’s tough to know where to even begin. How about with this one: When people across the country and, indeed, the world have a moral objection to the very name of your team on the grounds that its racist yet you still refuse to change it, despite pleas from the group in question and the President of the United States, ranking last shouldn’t come as a surprise.
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This list is...decent. 
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Sort of.

They got #1 right, Dolphins at #3 is a reach (wtf?), Seahawks and Bengals should be lower, Broncos and Colts each had turns with Middle America's Favorite QB so they should be higher, Jags should be trending up, Steelers are way too low on the list IMO. Flip flop #31 and #32. The Patriots should always be dead last.
 
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Seattle is way too high. Bandwagon Seahawks fans have made that franchise unbearable.
 
That list almost makes me want to defend the damn name. I'm so tired of people taking shots at my team because of 1 mans refusal to change the name. If you dislike Dan cool but the fans and players have nothing to do with it and no say so in the matter. HTTR
 
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Seattle is way too high. Bandwagon Seahawks fans have made that franchise unbearable.
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hard to take any list like that seriously..

in my view, if the team still has tons of fans even when they aren't that great.. then they should be higher on those type of lists
 
The Collector said:
That list almost makes me want to defend the damn name. I'm so tired of people taking shots at my team because of 1 mans refusal to change the name. If you dislike Dan cool but the fans and players have nothing to do with it and no say so in the matter. HTTR
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Lazy journalism but that's the social media era
 
I'd rather rank 'type of fan'


Likes to drink guy
Likes to fight guy
Likes to scream guy
Girl who curses like a sailor
Pees on a kid guy
 
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dmxfury said:
I'd rather rank 'type of fan'


Likes to drink guy
Liked to fight guys
Likes to scream guy
Girl who curses like a sailor
Pees on a kid guy
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All I see here is:

Philly fan
Philly fan
Philly fan
Philly fan
Philly fan
 
StillIn729 said:
Lazy journalism but that's the social media era
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Patriots because of the controversies while maintaining a SB caliber team for over a decade plus and the Cowboys because of their popularity living off 90s success are easily the most disliked teams in the NFL currently. Washington hasn't been good enough for fans across the country to consider them to be the most disliked.
 
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dmxfury said:
I'd rather rank 'type of fan'


Likes to drink guy
Liked to fight guys
Likes to scream guy
Girl who curses like a sailor
Pees on a kid guy
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Any list ranking type of fans I'm sure Bills Mafia has to hold like 8 of the top 10 spots 
 
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