the loss of a mans mojo

wisepharoah

wisepharoah

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For the first time in my entire life I am absolutely lost when it comes to this female thing. I can't gas em anymore. I have no sweet lines or clever punch lines to text in me. I've lost that undeniable charm I once had.............. I my friends am having the most disturbing dry spell in the history of my life. You think a tall, handsome dude with his own spot would be slaying these dragons like Michaelangelo but no no not me. The chicks I can have I don't want and the ones I want are either displaying incredibly funny behavior or out of state. I used to be known for having the baddest chicks and being a "ladies man" now the only time my penis gets tugged is in my hand..................... who has had a dry spell and how did you awaken thine inner pimp back up?
 
For the first time in my entire life I am absolutely lost when it comes to this female thing. I can't gas em anymore. I have no sweet lines or clever punch lines to text in me. I've lost that undeniable charm I once had.............. I my friends am having the most disturbing dry spell in the history of my life. You think a tall, handsome dude with his own spot would be slaying these dragons like Michaelangelo but no no not me. The chicks I can have I don't want and the ones I want are either displaying incredibly funny behavior or out of state. I used to be known for having the baddest chicks and being a "ladies man" now the only time my penis gets tugged is in my hand..................... who has had a dry spell and how did you awaken thine inner pimp back up?
 
Hahahahahahahahahah pretty evident from my last few post! Hahahaha the saga continued today. !!!%% tryna be optimistic but damn I haven't seen a bad chick in L.A. that wasn't with a dude in months.
 
So what you just got to do is...just get you a bunch of these hood rats. run through them, just knock them out. Boom, boom, boom.
 
So what you just got to do is...just get you a bunch of these hood rats. run through them, just knock them out. Boom, boom, boom.
 
Hahahahahahahahahah pretty evident from my last few post! Hahahaha the saga continued today. !!!%% tryna be optimistic but damn I haven't seen a bad chick in L.A. that wasn't with a dude in months.
 
Wise- you my dude, the best thing to do in this situation is...Smash those local #%%*.. and test your game with the average broads then move back up to the hot wifey ones. If you had a bad baseball game you go to the batting cage the next day before you try your hand at a next game.
 
Wise- you my dude, the best thing to do in this situation is...Smash those local #%%*.. and test your game with the average broads then move back up to the hot wifey ones. If you had a bad baseball game you go to the batting cage the next day before you try your hand at a next game.
 
OP

youre not alone

i still smash but i dont even be into these days, i needa new area.
 
OP

youre not alone

i still smash but i dont even be into these days, i needa new area.
 
Originally Posted by WISEPHAROAH

For the first time in my entire life I am absolutely lost when it comes to this female thing. I can't gas em anymore. I have no sweet lines or clever punch lines to text in me. I've lost that undeniable charm I once had.............. I my friends am having the most disturbing dry spell in the history of my life. You think a tall, handsome dude with his own spot would be slaying these dragons like Michaelangelo but no no not me. The chicks I can have I don't want and the ones I want are either displaying incredibly funny behavior or out of state. I used to be known for having the baddest chicks and being a "ladies man" now the only time my penis gets tugged is in my hand..................... who has had a dry spell and how did you awaken thine inner pimp back up?
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Or taken.

I'll admit it, I lost it too, but it's slowly coming back.

Keep it pimpin, pimpin.
pimp.gif
 
Originally Posted by WISEPHAROAH

For the first time in my entire life I am absolutely lost when it comes to this female thing. I can't gas em anymore. I have no sweet lines or clever punch lines to text in me. I've lost that undeniable charm I once had.............. I my friends am having the most disturbing dry spell in the history of my life. You think a tall, handsome dude with his own spot would be slaying these dragons like Michaelangelo but no no not me. The chicks I can have I don't want and the ones I want are either displaying incredibly funny behavior or out of state. I used to be known for having the baddest chicks and being a "ladies man" now the only time my penis gets tugged is in my hand..................... who has had a dry spell and how did you awaken thine inner pimp back up?
Click to expand...
Or taken.

I'll admit it, I lost it too, but it's slowly coming back.

Keep it pimpin, pimpin.
pimp.gif
 
Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns

Originally Posted by Al Audi

OP

youre not alone

i still smash but i dont even be into these days, i needa new area.
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l2l what happened to your 'Mami'
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you wouldnt even believe it if i told you.....

im her manager now.
 
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