The Official NBA Season Thread: Back and Better Than Ever

[RustyShackleford]

Ole girl wildin but is confident Zion still gonna give her that condo and stipend after this.

I would joke that she fumbled the bag, but Zion just might be that stupid and keep her around

 

[Confessions of Fire]

Zion gotta be the dumbest NBA player ever from Duke

 

[Mister Meaner]

Is the laughing @ ZW all across SM not the same complaint some dudes had their capes on for CP0’s daughter & other young kids?

 

[RustyShackleford]

Zion gotta be the dumbest NBA player ever from Duke

Jay Williams

Dude threw away his whole career because he wanted to ride a motorcycle. Multiple people warned him.

 

[geno90221]

Zion gotta be the dumbest NBA player ever from Duke

 

[Confessions of Fire]

Jay Williams

Dude threw away his whole career because he wanted to ride a motorcycle. Multiple people warned him.

I had him as a runner up. But at least he’s found a decent backup career.

 

[danger style]

After seeing that other fight video... she might want to rethink this.

I feel bad for the kid(s) though, seriously. What a nightmare.

"see me in december". At least she gracious enough to let her give birth first.

she pulling up to the hospital right after the baby pops out

 

[aepps20]

He also fumbled things with that White he was dating which is way worse than Zion ever did.

 

[RustyShackleford]

I had him as a runner up. But at least he’s found a decent backup career.

True

But dude's dumb decisions still probably cost him tens of millions at the minimum. If he ended being an all-star then we are talking about over 100 million.

I don't think internet jokes and 18 years of child support is reaching that level of consequence.

 

[dman14]

Should have signed Lou Will to teach him how to juggle multiple woman. Need OGs like him on rosters

 

[D StaXX]

Moriah Mills is TRASH.

 

[Coupé It]

I had to look some of these jokes up because I don’t know one god damn thing about Anime.

I’m thinking these are real people.

This is hilarious

 

[aepps20]

Should have signed Lou Will to teach him how to juggle multiple woman. Need OGs like him on rosters

This is where a an OG like Donte D brings so much value. Zion already knows him because he checks in when he visits da Bay.

 

[executive76]

 

[frshstunna]

Just had to look up ages....Brittany is 31 and PJ is going to be 25 in August. Zion is going to be 23 in a month and his BM is going to be 30 at some point this year

Serious question but how are these dudes not clapping younger cheeks? Assuming they are being targeted, why do the older women have the market cornered? I would think yambs their age or younger would be equally as hungry and try to do their thing as well.

For ****s and giggles, I looked up Herro and turns out he's 23 and Katya is going to be 29 next week These dudes are trippin

Younger joints don’t got the game or experience to pull off these plays yet…they think short term and would be happy just to be in a section with Zion and get a couple IG pics…It takes a seasoned bopper to lock in a young star

But damn I once said Ja shoulda reached out to Zion or his PR team for advice, I was dead wrong ! ….These South Carolina dudes wildin once you get em out that state with some bread

 

[Mark Antony]

Ole girl wildin but is confident Zion still gonna give her that condo and stipend after this.

I would joke that she fumbled the bag, but Zion just might be that stupid and keep her around

Probably told her stop tripping and fill out her ADP for the week.

 

[va757va]

i just seen shorty professional work…and i can confirm…zion stood NO chance!!

shorty singing throat baby while showing the perfection in her craft…

i dont even like bbls but i had to save a tab or two for later

we’re dealing with a seasoned vet obviously…zion need to learn some defense!!

 

[executive76]

 

[storm2006]

It's absolutely hilarious how the internet's first reaction was "She's black? Congrats!!" and now all this extra **** comes out

YALL wished this on Zion. Forced him to get out of his comfort zone before he was ready and look what he did. Went from Freshman Blue Devils to a stripper in a blue dress

 

[Based Jesus]

Teanna must really not like children to still be baby free
She easily should've gotten her payday by now if she wanted one

 

[rolaholic]

Moriah Mills is TRASH.

FULL-on bird/loser brained

 

[6pac]

All I gotta is say is Wow
Zion never stood a chance

 

[SORIANOTRON]

you aint no boss player if you out here having babies with a pornstar

 

[storm2006]

Ole girl wildin but is confident Zion still gonna give her that condo and stipend after this.

I would joke that she fumbled the bag, but Zion just might be that stupid and keep her around

Probably told her stop tripping and fill out her ADP for the week.

While I agree she should be cut off, there is no telling what else she might know and be threatening to expose. She’s a liability at this point. Depending on circumstances, he might to negotiate a lump sum for her to sign an NDA, public apology and be done with it.

 

[storm2006]

you aint no boss player if you out here having babies with a pornstar

Have you seen Zion dress? I am sorry but he was never a boss player, man