The Official NBA Season Thread: Happy Birthday WASHED KING

[finessence]

If that is a permanent tattoo, someone gotta sit Zion down and make him watch this joint...

Then make Zion hire extra security. That man in danger

Nah…. She gone burn up all his anime T-shirts and the whip

 

[storm2006]

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I respect this level of commitment.

 

[antidope]

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This is sad man.

 

[arstyle27]

This was crazy too. IDK what you do about this though.

I won a few hundo when Scoot went 3rd, but I figured Charlotte wouldn't take him with LaMelo there. IDK...but it worked!

 

[storm2006]

Might be the most accurate meme ever created.

As you know, I have already had my struggles with women on this issue...

The funniest is the women who have **** in their dating profiles like “I’m 5’9” so I actually know what 6’ looks like” as if they’re the height police or some ****

 

[JD617]

 

[Platinum State]

Spoiler

That boy "sweet" pause

 

[nick.]

Mike got Brandon Miller at +480

 

[rbk93]

Who's getting that bag from the Rockets

If we end up signing vets, I can’t see us hanging on to all our youth honestly.

 

[danger style]

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[king j]

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It’s one thing when a dude got face tatts,but it’s absolutely stupid when a female does it….It drops her value big time which was already ****s

 

[finallyfamous]

Y’all ever seen the movie “Head Of State” ??

SECRUITY!!!!!!!!

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

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[finallyfamous]

 

[DLF]

I’m a scoot guy but to clown a team for selecting a top 3 talent is at number 2 is hilarious.

Let’s give the kid a chance.

 

[smedroc]

That needle ain't hit her face

She just tryna stay relevant.

 

[tay1]

Zion is a living lesson on why you gotta choose women carefully.

 

[antidope]

96 guard minutes.

Simons, Dame, Scoot, Sharpe.

I don’t understand.

Very direction less franchise.

 

[finallyfamous]

Zion is a living lesson on why you gotta choose women carefully.

Noticed that too

The pathetic life people chose to live just for some random person to double tap they screen is hilarious. What a waste

 

[Maximus Meridius]

If that is a permanent tattoo, someone gotta sit Zion down and make him watch this joint...

Then make Zion hire extra security. That man in danger

Classic movie

 

[allergic2broke]

Dame trolling at this point

 

[tomdiginson]

 

[storm2006]

Passive aggressive king. Dame is too old to being games like this.

96 guard minutes.

Simons, Dame, Scoot, Sharpe.

I don’t understand.

Very direction less franchise.

What makes it even worse is that two of the top teams that might make a move for him only have guards to offer as centerpiece (PHI with Maxey and Miami with Herro). MIA’s expiring (Lowry) is a guard too.

Even Middleton leaves,Milwaukee can only a Jrue Holiday swap which is another guard.

It’s going to be rough for Portland. Might need to just take Socialite Simmons, potentially filler for salary matching and a boatload of picks.

 

[freeze]

 

[freeze]

Dame a sucka tbh.

Come to gsw tho.