The Official NBA Season Thread: I’m like Jayson Tatum in the Olympics I'm not playing

[noblekane]

*starts downloading "50 Cent new song"

only to get a soulja boy track

you lucky some of these *** holes was putting old *** country songs instead.

 

[lawdog1]

 

[pmatic]

Ugh, I very much dislike Tyler Ford.

 

[dacomeup]

Weren't we all saying Zion looked to be in great shape coming into the year?

Yea, seems like whenever he picks up an injury he puts on the pounds though

 

[nick.]

 

[703 hwy]

Hawks really letting Trae Young dictate the franchise. That was the first mistake.

 

[lovehateself]

EDG looking a fusion between A Pimp Name Slickback and a vampire from What We Do in the Shadows.

Nandor dropping a triple double on him

 

[had pants]

 

[jpzx]

Nandor dropping a triple double on him

Looks like Wario Ricky Rubio

 

[reconic supreme]

 

[lawdog1]

Ty’s been in a bit of a troll mode with the media lately. Like last week when he said the Clippers weren’t gonna AD at all before that game and then they proceeded to double him on almost every touc. LOL.

 

[freeze]

Dillon be in his **** talking bag. Bron Gon drop 70 on him for these words lol

 

[youngwolf]

Castlevania on Nintendo

 

[youngwolf]

Dillon be in his **** talking bag. Bron Gon drop 70 on him for these words lol

You know, Dillon and the Grizzlies may not be as annoying as I had previously thought they were.

 

[akajae]

 

[Raji Lowenthal]

Yeaaa Zion just naturally a fat boy

He could go Vegan and gluten free and he'd still be be a big dude.. not as big as he is now but still a bid dude.

 

[Coupé It]

Zion needs to leave New Orleans for his mental health.

It’s enough already.

 

[Maximus Meridius]

 

[Mister Meaner]

Does not sound like Dubious will be ready to go by game 1



But I will never fear having Obi in tow. His misfortune may be a blessing in disguise.

 

[703 hwy]

Zion is a multimillionaire. At that point you’re just fat by choice.

 

[toneboi76]

GP2 shooting like Ben Simmons

 

[Maximus Meridius]

If Chuck can lose 30-50 lbs to maximize his potential Zion can. Ain't nobody more "born fat" than Chuck.

 

[elpablo21]

GP2 shooting like Ben Simmons

Me...
Can you focus on me?
Baby, can you focuuuuus on meeeeeeee?

 

[Coupé It]

Zion is overeating because he’s been depressed for years.

He never envisioned himself as a Pelican.

You guys forgot already?

 

[king j]

Zion is overeating because he’s been depressed for years.

He never envisioned himself as a Pelican.

He’d become Oliver Miller on the Knicks