The real reason why Jerry Jones drafted Felix Jones

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[h3]Jerry likes Felix's butt[/h3]1:22 PM Mon, May 05, 2008 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz
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There was an awkward moment during the Cowboys' draft Sunday press conference when Jerry gushed about the thickness of Felix Jones' bottom. ESPN.com's Matt Mosley, who raved about the rookie RB, reports that Jerry was still fascinated by Felix's posterior a week later.

"He's got one of those nice bubble butts," said the owner, who was attempting to point out that Jones (5-10, 207) shouldn't be considered a scatback.

Jerry's fascination with Felix's rear should be considered a great sign by Cowboys fans. Those of you over 30 surely recall Jerry, right after he bought the team, gushing about how good a rookie looked in the shower. Troy Aikman turned out to be a pretty good player.


http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/05/jerry-likes-felixs-butt.html#comments

And did he really make those comments about Troy Aikman?

 

[N41D]

That's taken so out of context... I'll see if I can find the full interview..

 

[dyyhard]

Jerry sure does gush alot...

 

[ricardo malta]

Jerry sure does gush alot...
What kinda gushin' they tommbout?

 

[barondavis5]

i thought it was gonna be because his last name was jones.

 

[80jerryrice80]

2 posts

 

[80jerryrice80]

septuple post, sorry

 

[80jerryrice80]

4 posts

 

[80jerryrice80]

5 posts

 

[80jerryrice80]

3 posts

 

[80jerryrice80]

6 posts

 

[80jerryrice80]

I hate Jerry Jones, hopefully They'll suck this year

because of this

 

[lionel messi]

7 in a row, a new record.

 

[xcautionx]

Jerry Jones forgot to say No +@!%

 

[theuisinthebuildin]

7

 

[13rownie]

wth is going on?

 

[berkeley boy]

....I dunno what's funnier, Jerry's male-booty loving comment or the new 7 post record

 

[2wenty thre3]

7 posts FTW

jerry = habitual linestepper word to big baby

 

[frank 7he t4nk]

7 posts!

 

[bigmike23]

7 post in a row has got to be a new NT record

 

[knockoutned]

Originally Posted by Lionel Messi

7 in a row, a new record.

hahaha for some reason when i read this i heard the smash brothers commentary when you hit a new record.

 

[ikari xd]

As I was reading the thread I thought dude was just free posting like it was nothing

 

[ocks]

Originally Posted by LiL Stevie728


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[h3]Jerry likes Felix's butt[/h3]

"He's got one of those nice bubble butts,"

 

[acidicality]

i saw a nontuple post sequence before, but this is definitely top 3

 

[gmsboy1]

Nah, the record was 9 in the Election thread. FEYBAN was backlin' Obama and posted "lets get it

" for the nontuple.

There was an awkward moment during the Cowboys' draft Sunday press conference when Jerry gushed about the thickness of Felix Jones' bottom.
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