the thread about nothing...

 
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BUSSIN OUT DA BANDO

A ***** JURRY REAL METAL LIKE A CAN OPENUH (YEESH)

that boy Thugga be on it
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bruh, yall just put me on 
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Who on this planet actually wakes up at 3:30 AM, gets dressed for the day as if they're going to work, then proceeds to come all the way downstairs just to watch TV on mute?


So ******* irritating, breh...I gotta get ASAP.
We need the back story on this :lol

Mannnnnn I honestly don't eem know where to start :lol but I'll give it a shot.

So, this is my stepdad I'm referring to here. He's cool in my book, no issues, none of that...but for some reason some (most) of the things just annoy the ever living **** outta me b. Whether it's him not washing his hands after taking a piss (pissing loud as hell, I might add :{ >:), turning the lights on every single time he comes downstairs, or, in this case, random acts of typical (pre-) inebriated idiocy...

So he usually leaves the house at like 4:25, 4:30 for work...&& he's VERY adamant about his Mountain Dews. That's his morning drink of choice, && for whatever reason he started putting them in the wine cooler down here on my level (basement, on the other side of my room) instead of the fridge which is a level above me. So, in typical me fashion, I'm wide awake around the time he usually leaves for work, so it hits 4:20 && I see the basement stairway lights come on...I'm already thinking like WTF, but I figure he's gonna get the Dews, head back up && leave. No biggie...but after 10 mins or so of him gathering himself or whatever, it hits me that he hasn't gone upstairs yet...:{. Then I hear him getting comfortable in one of those typical lounge chairs in the room opposite me, so I turn my TV down just to make sure I'm not crazy. Hear not a sound, but can clearly see through one of my doors that the TV over there is now on. I'm just sitting here in my room like "*****...PLEASE go to work!" Next thing I know, it's 8 am, I'm still up somehow, && this man is multitasking between digging in his poorly hidden secret stash of alcoholic beverages (like, numerous open and/or finished beer/vodka/Hendawg bottles just sitting clear as day in the boiler room :| ) && boiling hot dogs for breakfast :lol :{

I just don't understand, man. And this is just the tip of the iceberg...I don't eem possess the energy right now to type out the episode of him lunchin', searching the house for an intruder with nothing but an open robe on, when it was just me coming home from work one night...:x :{ >: :|

**** was like something outta the Sleeping Naked thread gone completely wrong :lol :{
 
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Retto Retto Bruh, that's threadworthy, make it. Laughed hard at that. Dude needs his own thread.

:lol Will do, makes for a pretty good first started thread on here.


@Toretto
 damn that sounds serious man

Yea it's like...funny, annoying, sad, && kinda normal all in one. At times I think it's just me being a bit temperamental, but nah. Can't eem be around dude like that, I just don't be feeling his vibe that often.
 
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