the thread about nothing...

[beh235]

I gotta pick the worst one...I've had quite a few....

 

[Naruto]

fml

driving school taking advantage of expiry date on me but my course hasn't yet expired. They tryna rob me of $300. I am so stupid, did not have this expiry date in mind at all. About 2 weeks till it expires, im scared the school pulls some bs like 'no road tests available in 2 weeks' and I lose. I've never felt this stupid/helpless/shameful. blowing my parent's money like this....

 

[ballahb]

fml

driving school taking advantage of expiry date on me but my course hasn't yet expired. They tryna rob me of $300. I am so stupid, did not have this expiry date in mind at all. About 2 weeks till it expires, im scared the school pulls some bs like 'no road tests available in 2 weeks' and I lose. I've never felt this stupid/helpless/shameful. blowing my parent's money like this....

Businesses gonna business
apply to take the road test asap.
Not having any available within 2 weeks is unheard of

 

[eazye 804]

I am shocked af

Just left Wendy's, they actually put ketchup in the bag without me asking

 

[thunderchunk69]

you ask for extra pubes?

check yo burger, b

 

[ballahb]

I am shocked af

Just left Wendy's, they actually put ketchup in the bag without me asking

you aint got a burger b

 

[eazye 804]

Dont jinx me


I'm good, everything here (for a change)

 

[RIP sleazyy]

They sucked the salt off some of your fries.

 

[lazy]

Man,i love y'all.
The laughs have been plentiful catching up

 

[eazye 804]

 

[macbk]

It's my birth month .

 

[beh235]

Aight, I'll start with the one from Buffalo...

Bear in mind, I was in a different place mentally so I know it's not what most would have done given what the situation has presented. So...

I'm 17, freshman in college. I first saw the chick in our orientation in July, but didn't really talk to her then. In August I notice she's down the hall from me, still was kinda meh, I was scoping out the whole scene when I first got there. Did this for a week or two. One day she asks me if I'm going shopping at the supermarket across the street from the dorm and we wind up going shopping together, whcih was odd since we really haven't talked much up until that point. For some reason in felt "right" in my 17 year old mind (

). I made up my mind then that I would try to talk to her. But wait....she had a man....in South Carolina. I knew how that was going to end, but I still waited. All the while still spending time with her. We also had some classes together. September....October rolls around, we go to midnight madness together. Had a good time. Cool. Went to a fall event with her, we get photographed in the school newspaper together. Mind you, people on campus see us together ALL the time. Granted we were together all the time, but weren't "dating" per se. 

During this time she breaks up with her bf, so I got an open lane. Still kick it with her all the time. I mean, she was calling me in the morning to go to breakfast and then to go to dinner with her. November....my birthday is coming up and I ask her to go to dinner with me for my bday at TGIFriday's (if you are away at school, this is doin' it 

). She says ok, BUT asked if she could bring her friend along. This was my first time encountering this so I said yes knowing full well I didn't want her to come. Fellas, don't ever say yes to this option. Mind you for my birthday, she called me at 3am to be the first to wish me happy birthday and tells me to check my email. I tell her I would and 5 min later she calls me back asking if I checked them

. I told her I'd check them in the morning. I checked and she sent me 4 e cards 

.  Anyway... we're at the table at dinner, she's rubbing my leg under the table while looking at me (she was sitting across from me) I was so tight her friend was there (who looked like Cleveland Jr when I think back on it). On the way back to the dorm, she's putting her head on my shoulder and whatnot etc. 

We get to the lobby at the dorm, and it's crowded (it's a saturday night) and I notice she is pulled to the side by a dude that we both know. He was cool with me, so I thought no problem. She didn't think I noticed but he wrote his number down on a napkin and she took it. Mind you, I paid for dinner (another mistake) and she does this. I didn't say anything in the lobby. We go upstairs, and I barked on her. She says "he's just a friend" blah blah blah. I kicked it with dude the first weekend I was there, I knew what he was about. I wasn't stupid. After that night, I stopped talking to her period. Didn't go to dinner and completely avoided her. Two weeks roll by and I'm cleaning my room. She knocks on my door asking why I don't call or talk to her. I told her why. She tells me she's sorry and she misses hanging out with me. I took the bait....

. We start chillin out again for a few weeks, then I ask her since we spent so much time together. I asked her straight out what she thought of me, she said I'm kind, funny, handsome etc. All good, right? WRONG? I told her I wanted her to by girl and she said she didn't see me that way. Forreal? I had the weebay face before the weebay face 

. That's when I stopped ******* with her period. I completely cut her off. After that my roommate kept telling me she was asking him about me and she was standing outside of my dorm room door deciding whether to knock or not. Crazy...

After a while I got over it, she moved to the north campus and that was that. She is still actually a friend of mind on FB. She would up being a PA. But that incident was one of a few that blew my young mind at the time 

.

 

[beh235]

Reminds me of the story from Hitch when Will Smith goes back in time to college.

that movie looked like it sucked

 

[beh235]

Never saw Hitch?

Scorned from love

No, Will Smith got corny to me by then

 

[certifiedflyboi23]

Funny. Saw Hitch for the 1st time on Saturday.

 

[ballahb]

Never seen it straight through

 

[eazye 804]

How the hell did they remix the "Hailmary" beat on first 48

 

[mjwizkid]

 

[macbk]

Aight, I'll start with the one from Buffalo...

Bear in mind, I was in a different place mentally so I know it's not what most would have done given what the situation has presented. So...

I'm 17, freshman in college. I first saw the chick in our orientation in July, but didn't really talk to her then. In August I notice she's down the hall from me, still was kinda meh, I was scoping out the whole scene when I first got there. Did this for a week or two. One day she asks me if I'm going shopping at the supermarket across the street from the dorm and we wind up going shopping together, whcih was odd since we really haven't talked much up until that point. For some reason in felt "right" in my 17 year old mind { ). I made up my mind then that I would try to talk to her. But wait....she had a man....in South Carolina. I knew how that was going to end, but I still waited. All the while still spending time with her. We also had some classes together. September....October rolls around, we go to midnight madness together. Had a good time. Cool. Went to a fall event with her, we get photographed in the school newspaper together. Mind you, people on campus see us together ALL the time. Granted we were together all the time, but weren't "dating" per se. 

During this time she breaks up with her bf, so I got an open lane. Still kick it with her all the time. I mean, she was calling me in the morning to go to breakfast and then to go to dinner with her. November....my birthday is coming up and I ask her to go to dinner with me for my bday at TGIFriday's (if you are away at school, this is doin' it  ). She says ok, BUT asked if she could bring her friend along. This was my first time encountering this so I said yes knowing full well I didn't want her to come. Fellas, don't ever say yes to this option. Mind you for my birthday, she called me at 3am to be the first to wish me happy birthday and tells me to check my email. I tell her I would and 5 min later she calls me back asking if I checked them . I told her I'd check them in the morning. I checked and she sent me 4 e cards  .  Anyway... we're at the table at dinner, she's rubbing my leg under the table while looking at me (she was sitting across from me) I was so tight her friend was there (who looked like Cleveland Jr when I think back on it). On the way back to the dorm, she's putting her head on my shoulder and whatnot etc. 

We get to the lobby at the dorm, and it's crowded (it's a saturday night) and I notice she is pulled to the side by a dude that we both know. He was cool with me, so I thought no problem. She didn't think I noticed but he wrote his number down on a napkin and she took it. Mind you, I paid for dinner (another mistake) and she does this. I didn't say anything in the lobby. We go upstairs, and I barked on her. She says "he's just a friend" blah blah blah. I kicked it with dude the first weekend I was there, I knew what he was about. I wasn't stupid. After that night, I stopped talking to her period. Didn't go to dinner and completely avoided her. Two weeks roll by and I'm cleaning my room. She knocks on my door asking why I don't call or talk to her. I told her why. She tells me she's sorry and she misses hanging out with me. I took the bait.... . We start chillin out again for a few weeks, then I ask her since we spent so much time together. I asked her straight out what she thought of me, she said I'm kind, funny, handsome etc. All good, right? WRONG? I told her I wanted her to by girl and she said she didn't see me that way. Forreal? I had the weebay face before the weebay face  . That's when I stopped ******* with her period. I completely cut her off. After that my roommate kept telling me she was asking him about me and she was standing outside of my dorm room door deciding whether to knock or not. Crazy...

After a while I got over it, she moved to the north campus and that was that. She is still actually a friend of mind on FB. She would up being a PA. But that incident was one of a few that blew my young mind at the time  .

Paid for your birthday dinner tho? Girl couldn't have even done that for you .

 

[eazye 804]

 

[nick.]

******* pissed at myself

So I went to a friends house who was having people over. I'm eyeing out this girl all night who's not from my town. I finally get the balls to introduce myself and it turns out she's really chill. We're talking for half our, 45 mins about hobbies, school, all that ****. So as the party goes on i kept saying to myself "make the move, close it out", but i couldn't do it. Why, i don't know but now i'm home pissed off. I had the perfect opportunity to close . It was bottom 9, 2 outs with the #9 hitter up at bat and i blew the save

 

[beh235]

@macbk   two things, we were away at college and didn't have jobs. I was sent money for my birthday and chose to do that with it. Hell, I even admitted it was a mistake 

. That $30 hurt man. It's so clutch while away. And if you read the story, she wasn't my girl.

 

[beh235]

******* pissed at myself

So I went to a friends house who was having people over. I'm eyeing out this girl all night who's not from my town. I finally get the balls to introduce myself and it turns out she's really chill. We're talking for half our, 45 mins about hobbies, school, all that ****. So as the party goes on i kept saying to myself "make the move, close it out", but i couldn't do it. Why, i don't know but now i'm home pissed off. I had the perfect opportunity to close

. It was bottom 9, 2 outs with the #9 hitter up at bat and i blew the save

On that Beltran...

 

[imvictor]

******* pissed at myself

So I went to a friends house who was having people over. I'm eyeing out this girl all night who's not from my town. I finally get the balls to introduce myself and it turns out she's really chill. We're talking for half our, 45 mins about hobbies, school, all that ****. So as the party goes on i kept saying to myself "make the move, close it out", but i couldn't do it. Why, i don't know but now i'm home pissed off. I had the perfect opportunity to close . It was bottom 9, 2 outs with the #9 hitter up at bat and i blew the save

I know that feel all too well. |I

 

[RIP sleazyy]

god damn beh how the hell..... and you paid for..... damn.

At least you knew to cut her off. Some dudes do not learn.

******* pissed at myself

So I went to a friends house who was having people over. I'm eyeing out this girl all night who's not from my town. I finally get the balls to introduce myself and it turns out she's really chill. We're talking for half our, 45 mins about hobbies, school, all that ****. So as the party goes on i kept saying to myself "make the move, close it out", but i couldn't do it. Why, i don't know but now i'm home pissed off. I had the perfect opportunity to close . It was bottom 9, 2 outs with the #9 hitter up at bat and i blew the save

Now you know what not to do next time. We all been there.