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the thread about nothing...
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Really?
Next level #foodporn
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thats my biggest insecurity lolShort thick legs
But they probably look good in baby pink boy shorts doe.
My email address is...do you put a period after...man...
Respect your elders but damn...
My boss called me in his office to show him how to open a file in Excel.
Then called me back 20 min later to show him how to edit the file.
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That's crazy man...
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Just kick him already
My email address is...do you put a period after...man...
Respect your elders but damn...
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You should ask them to teach you how to stop a car with your feetMy boss called me in his office to show him how to open a file in Excel.My email address is...do you put a period after...man...
Respect your elders but damn...
Then called me back 20 min later to show him how to edit the file.
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I would give my boy crap because he bought a nissan altima a while back
He went and bought a 2015 one and all of my friends are killing him
Why? Them joints look nice IMO.
Shorty was lookin kinda right today. I will clap the cheeks...
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My heart hurts.
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I have a soundcloud account but I don't post **** there
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First day going back to work after a week off. Such a painful process
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So went out to get drinks monday night with a friend because i was flying to LAX tuesday (last week) so i didn't have to be up early for work. Meet her out with her friends. While we are out her one friend was tryin to holler. I was like this is slightly strange given that my "friend" who i went out to see was drunk and being slightly obvious with me (hand resting on my leg, kissing on cheek, grabbing my hand type stuff). So my friend goes to the bathroom and her friend is like "we should do this again" and i was like uh sure, like all of us? And she was like no us. I was like oh...ok...i mean...i am a single man...sure. So we exchange numbers.
Anyway i go home with my friend and i kid you not we are laying in bed. Only thing we did was make out and she stops and says "wait who is number one in your life". So i am like oh god this b is crazy she wants me to say her or something. So i was like well i am a single man so right now i am number one in my life. She was like "Jesus should be number 1". I started laughing because she couldn't be serious. She was. Wanted to have me straight up converted to Catholicism to get laid. No thanks. So after a short argument/discussion we both fell asleep.
She apologized later blah blah blah. So i get back from California saturday late at like midnight. Her friend from that night hits me up and says she is drunk and can't find her car. But she is out down by my house. This is an obvious trap but i was 2 cups of bourbon in at this point (its about 1am). So i tell her just to cab to my place since she lives 20 mins outside the city. She comes over. It goes down. It was impressive.
I then have to wake up the next day after 3 hours of sleep and go to family lunch and then to the girls house who i actually like and am interested in, for the super bowl.
twas an entertaining week. And since both girls from the begining of the story are friends....im sure this will inevitably go horribly wrong
Sorry for the rant no cliffs just ignore
Anyway i go home with my friend and i kid you not we are laying in bed. Only thing we did was make out and she stops and says "wait who is number one in your life". So i am like oh god this b is crazy she wants me to say her or something. So i was like well i am a single man so right now i am number one in my life. She was like "Jesus should be number 1". I started laughing because she couldn't be serious. She was. Wanted to have me straight up converted to Catholicism to get laid. No thanks. So after a short argument/discussion we both fell asleep.
She apologized later blah blah blah. So i get back from California saturday late at like midnight. Her friend from that night hits me up and says she is drunk and can't find her car. But she is out down by my house. This is an obvious trap but i was 2 cups of bourbon in at this point (its about 1am). So i tell her just to cab to my place since she lives 20 mins outside the city. She comes over. It goes down. It was impressive.
I then have to wake up the next day after 3 hours of sleep and go to family lunch and then to the girls house who i actually like and am interested in, for the super bowl.
twas an entertaining week. And since both girls from the begining of the story are friends....im sure this will inevitably go horribly wrong
Sorry for the rant no cliffs just ignore
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Right on bruv. Lose the Jesus freak quick
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So cold man
So cold
So cold
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That biscuit was straight
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I have a soundcloud account but I don't post **** there
Me and you both brother...
Me and you both.
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WOOOOOOOOO Adidas app for NYC reservations.
This might be the change the game needs, until cats make a bot for the app
This might be the change the game needs, until cats make a bot for the app
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I was just thinking same thing lol
WOOOOOOOOO Adidas app for NYC reservations.
This might be the change the game needs, until cats make a bot for the app
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Nike dropped the ball man. They should of been dropped an app.
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Ayye
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Happy birthday Marco
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Thanks manHappy birthday Marco
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Happy birthday
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I'm on a bit of a hiatus
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