Other quick notes on today's jury duty:
~ How am I the youngest person in the jury? Everyone is at least ten years older than I am.
~ If you are 90+, you shouldn't be coming to jury duty. The judge had to literally yell at two men that were really really old.
~ If you are an older lady (50s) and not hot (not a MILF), don't openly talk about sexual encounters in public.
~ Jos should not be dressed in their work clothes.
~ Why was I the best dressed person there? When the judge was interviewing other jurors, there were professionals there wearing shorts and a tee. I looked like I was trained by the "Dressing Better Thread."
Most of all, I should I have exaggerated all the encounters I have had with law enforcement.