I swear the desk clerk was in on it. Not even joking. [emoji]128545[/emoji]
I was a little flashy when I was younger had my chain swanging,drinking a screwdriver when I checked in,Cali ID & plates on a rental, and I was solo.
Checked in in the morning the parking lot was a ghost town. 30 minutes later look out and a car full of dudes parked right next to my ish walking around looking at it. My dumbass was drunk at 11am and so being a young hard head I came down stairs and was like "Hi can I help you!?!"[emoji]128587[/emoji][emoji]127995[/emoji]
Dudes was like "Nah this you right here? Thought it was my homies" . Look at their plates saw it was Utah and was like [emoji]129300[/emoji].
They were bumpin DMX so I made small talk like "Good album was bumping that the other day"[emoji]128514[/emoji]
Meanwhile they mugging me the whole time. [emoji]128127[/emoji][emoji]128121[/emoji][emoji]128122[/emoji]
Stay there sitting on the trunk of my car sipping my screwdriver with this awkward silence till they skert off. [emoji]129299[/emoji]
Long story short night rolls around and there is all types of shady **** going on at the motel.
Some call girl is outside my door talking about "He said he wanted a blond!! I did'nt get anything"[emoji]129300[/emoji]
There is clearly blunt smoke coming in my room from the hallway.[emoji]129300[/emoji]
The parking lot is outside my window and it's like mini sideshow with a the same dudes I saw earlier posted but with 2 more cars with them.[emoji]129300[/emoji]
Last straw was somebody knocks on my door.[emoji]128100[/emoji]
I look out [emoji]128064[/emoji] and it's some dude with neck tats talking about "is woompty woomp there?" [emoji]129300[/emoji]
I respond "wrong room" and dude takes off running.[emoji]127939[/emoji][emoji]127995[/emoji][emoji]128563[/emoji]
So I look out the window and see dude run up to same dudes from earlier[emoji]128561[/emoji]
So I crack my window to see if I can hear what's being said and all I hear is "I love letting off that 40cal." & "Ninjas ain't playing me"[emoji]128556[/emoji][emoji]128299[/emoji][emoji]128163[/emoji]
Long story short all I had was a Rambo knife [emoji]128298[/emoji]so I said "eff dat"[emoji]9996[/emoji]️
I crept out the side exit with my **** and bounced around the block to scope out the scene and weigh my exit maneuvers. [emoji]128064[/emoji]
When I got back there was a bus of tourists letting people off so I took my chance ran up to the whip hopped in and mashed out[emoji]128587[/emoji][emoji]127995[/emoji]
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Maybe I was being paranoid but my spidey senses was going crazy. Feel sorry for those tourists though[emoji]128514[/emoji]