the thread about nothing...

[bombbiggidyphil]

Every year around this time, I'm reminded of the "Mr. Hammer wig" by someone I know. Google it. That's me.

I smashed a girl who works at Party City a while back. I wonder what she thought when she saw it.

That's you?

Not a fan of anal , had a bad experience wit it , ever since then ... I'm good ...

To not beat around the bush, Shorty let one go on me, one of the loudest , worst smelling slips ever. I still finished but vowed never again

uuuggghhh...that would've been a wrap for me.


**** is up with the emoticons?

 

[albooboo5]

I pity the fool who has pubic hair sideburns

 

[MetalMario]

I'm 6'2 and my name is Mario I think I would have some questions asked by a therapist if I went to Halloween as Luigi

 

[Sir San Diego]

Yeah. That's me.

 

[jjs]

Yeah. That's me.

 

[4wrestling]

Tyler the Creator is the only rapper I'm scared to fight. All you other wussy rappers can get powerbombed through the floor.

 

[gatzbygordon]

my buddy took the hershey highway on this girl we went to school with and i guess she ate some spicy food that day, and my boy ended up getting a pepper seed in his pee hole...

 

[af1 1982]

The smell is a big turnoff no joke

Did it when it was not that bad, but on the big days, no.... no, no, no!

To me it smelled like

Rotten Orange Juice + Corn Flakes

 

[gatzbygordon]

just got a call from my girl that the pharmacy tried reaching her doc about her burf control and they didnt answer so now she has to go for a couple of days without it, and then when she gets it she has to wait 7 days to get busy..

 

[romedadude]

@Brolic Scholar

How did you become the "Mr. Hammer wig" model?

 

[af1 1982]

just got a call from my girl that the pharmacy tried reaching her doc about her burf control and they didnt answer so now she has to go for a couple of days without it, and then when she gets it she has to wait 7 days to get busy..

Hey, at least you got a girl to go home to and smash. Forever alone...

 

[imvictor]

just got a call from my girl that the pharmacy tried reaching her doc about her burf control and they didnt answer so now she has to go for a couple of days without it, and then when she gets it she has to wait 7 days to get busy..

Hey, at least you got a girl to go home to and smash. Forever alone...

This.

Tyler the Creator is the only rapper I'm scared to fight. All you other wussy rappers can get powerbombed through the floor.

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

Yeah. That's me.

We all have our moments.

I pity the fool that pities you for looking like a fool.

 

[Sir San Diego]

How did you become the "Mr. Hammer wig" model?

I used to do graphic design for a costume company and they asked me to go to a photoshoot and be the model for that wig.

 

[RIP sleazyy]

Yeah. That's me.

bruhs da basement smellin like a pound right now. can't eem see.

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Had to double check the name of this thread when I was scrolling on this page. Thought this was TAY and how can you smash when a girl is on her period? Please tell me not raw... The smell is horrible :x smells like doo doo.

 

[albooboo5]

What would you do with a million dollars?

 

[albooboo5]

 

[sumrndmdude]

not even music fambz
listening to nature > *

Nature has some boring sounds, gets redundant after 5 minutes.

 

[af1 1982]

Someone asked me earlier and I always think of this. Which is why I asked you guys.

I would cop a GT-R and give the rest to my brother and parents, which they'll most likely donate anyway

 

[af1 1982]

Had to double check the name of this thread when I was scrolling on this page. Thought this was TAY and how can you smash when a girl is on her period? Please tell me not raw... The smell is horrible

smells like doo doo.

Never dat. I don't let the blood touch my ****. I'm fine with fingering a girl on the period, but not my ****. 

That smell must have pheromones though because everytime I think of it, I get horny as hell. It's like embedded in my brain

 

[sumrndmdude]

 

[RIP sleazyy]

ONE GOLD WATCH, TWO GOLD CHAINS, SIX GOLD RANGS, IT'S NUTHIN (GOT DAMN)

one million dollars... buying a Geo Metro and doing a K swap.

2lbs of the finest Humboldt County has to offer. 4oz of Girlscout Cookie oil. paying off my girls hospital bills, giving my mom $250k, banking the rest to buy dumb **** off the internet over the next 10 or so years.

 

[shox23]

The munchies. I have them

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

What. the. hell.
Metaphors...metaphors everywhere.