the thread about nothing...

When I was a kid, my pops told me, “Everyone lies to you..”. I didn’t believe him. I said, “No, my friends don’t lie..” He said, “Yea them too more than likely”. Fortunately, most of my friends in my small circles of friends were real ones so it wasn’t an issue often.

Fast Forward to yesterday. My sister went on a cruise to Jamaica and left her car at my apartments because she didn’t want to pay for Uber or parking. So I move my sisters car around so the apartments won’t put one of those stickers on the window and mess up the window. It’s a 2018 Audi A4 no Quattro. So I’m going around the block, on the phone with a female, stop at the light and a foreign(I couldn’t place his nationality) dude pulls up next to me looking hard af. He’s looking like he wants to say something. I roll the window down and he says with a thick accent, “Nice Audi!”. I say thanks and continue my phone conversation. Then he starts asking me which model is it and what year was it ect. I’m hanging up the phone and stretching my neck trying to see what he was driving. I knew it was an Audi(why else would you pull up to someone complimenting the brand), but I couldn’t tell what model. I asked him and he said an S5. I’m say “Niiice” and the light turns green he pulls off smirking hard af. He gets in front of me and that **** said A4 on the back like a mfer:stoneface::stoneface:.

Pops nailed it. Everybody out here lying.
 
When I was a kid, my pops told me, “Everyone lies to you..”. I didn’t believe him. I said, “No, my friends don’t lie..” He said, “Yea them too more than likely”. Fortunately, most of my friends in my small circles of friends were real ones so it wasn’t an issue often.

Fast Forward to yesterday. My sister went on a cruise to Jamaica and left her car at my apartments because she didn’t want to pay for Uber or parking. So I move my sisters car around so the apartments won’t put one of those stickers on the window and mess up the window. It’s a 2018 Audi A4 no Quattro. So I’m going around the block, on the phone with a female, stop at the light and a foreign(I couldn’t place his nationality) dude pulls up next to me looking hard af. He’s looking like he wants to say something. I roll the window down and he says with a thick accent, “Nice Audi!”. I say thanks and continue my phone conversation. Then he starts asking me which model is it and what year was it ect. I’m hanging up the phone and stretching my neck trying to see what he was driving. I knew it was an Audi(why else would you pull up to someone complimenting the brand), but I couldn’t tell what model. I asked him and he said an S5. I’m say “Niiice” and the light turns green he pulls off smirking hard af. He gets in front of me and that **** said A4 on the back like a mfer:stoneface::stoneface:.

Pops nailed it. Everybody out here lying.

lmao lying in plain sight
 
When I was a kid, my pops told me, “Everyone lies to you..”. I didn’t believe him. I said, “No, my friends don’t lie..” He said, “Yea them too more than likely”. Fortunately, most of my friends in my small circles of friends were real ones so it wasn’t an issue often.

Fast Forward to yesterday. My sister went on a cruise to Jamaica and left her car at my apartments because she didn’t want to pay for Uber or parking. So I move my sisters car around so the apartments won’t put one of those stickers on the window and mess up the window. It’s a 2018 Audi A4 no Quattro. So I’m going around the block, on the phone with a female, stop at the light and a foreign(I couldn’t place his nationality) dude pulls up next to me looking hard af. He’s looking like he wants to say something. I roll the window down and he says with a thick accent, “Nice Audi!”. I say thanks and continue my phone conversation. Then he starts asking me which model is it and what year was it ect. I’m hanging up the phone and stretching my neck trying to see what he was driving. I knew it was an Audi(why else would you pull up to someone complimenting the brand), but I couldn’t tell what model. I asked him and he said an S5. I’m say “Niiice” and the light turns green he pulls off smirking hard af. He gets in front of me and that **** said A4 on the back like a mfer:stoneface::stoneface:.

Pops nailed it. Everybody out here lying.

Men lie, women lie.
#'s don't.
 
When I was a kid, my pops told me, “Everyone lies to you..”. I didn’t believe him. I said, “No, my friends don’t lie..” He said, “Yea them too more than likely”. Fortunately, most of my friends in my small circles of friends were real ones so it wasn’t an issue often.

Fast Forward to yesterday. My sister went on a cruise to Jamaica and left her car at my apartments because she didn’t want to pay for Uber or parking. So I move my sisters car around so the apartments won’t put one of those stickers on the window and mess up the window. It’s a 2018 Audi A4 no Quattro. So I’m going around the block, on the phone with a female, stop at the light and a foreign(I couldn’t place his nationality) dude pulls up next to me looking hard af. He’s looking like he wants to say something. I roll the window down and he says with a thick accent, “Nice Audi!”. I say thanks and continue my phone conversation. Then he starts asking me which model is it and what year was it ect. I’m hanging up the phone and stretching my neck trying to see what he was driving. I knew it was an Audi(why else would you pull up to someone complimenting the brand), but I couldn’t tell what model. I asked him and he said an S5. I’m say “Niiice” and the light turns green he pulls off smirking hard af. He gets in front of me and that **** said A4 on the back like a mfer:stoneface::stoneface:.

Pops nailed it. Everybody out here lying.

:lol bruh i swear the conclusion on this story did not live up to the build-up. I'm expecting to hear that someone tried to con you or something.
 
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