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I'm so glad I found this. I've seen all these episodes but having all these moments placed in one video is awesome 
the thread about nothing...
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by Renaldo Balkman,
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elpablo21
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Yeah man, I dreamed big in school....a little too bigit's on netflix, great show by the way.I wanted to build a pool table...I told mysel that close to a decade ago
I need to see if Parks and Recs is on Netflix. So many shows I need to check out
you trying to swing for the fences with that pool table.
Mini pool table seems plausible if I try again
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Someone really suggested tweezing ball hair.You wild breh.
I know that's right, you might as well have your girl individually remove each hair with her mouth.
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Someone really suggested tweezing ball hair.
I know that's right, you might as well have your girl individually remove each hair with her mouth.
umm lets say it takes time getting to used to it.. but taken a razor down there yeah yall can keep doing that **** then
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solarius49
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Bro, I appreciate your contributions, but literally all your topics are thread worthy. Make it happen
What's good, TAN'ners? I'm back again to dump my semi-daily soapboxings in the thread, and today's fun with nothing is the case for prostitution being legal. Check it out...
http://undermyfitted.blogspot.com/2012/11/***-business-why-prostitution-should-be.html
Prostitution. The selling of sexual favors in a direct exchange for cash. The majority of people find the entire concept distasteful, but as it's often referred to as the world's oldest profession, it's clearly an acquired taste. Yes, people have been using **** for pleasure longer than they have used them for agriculture, and so it's certainly a strange thing to see that this most basic exchange of goods and services for currency is largely illegal in the capitalistic consumer society in which we live today.
Now, before I say any of what I have to say, please realize that this is not for me. I'm somewhat happily committed (and thereby fulfilled in that area, as is requisite), so I have no need of their services. I just think it's a little strange that some people can't ply their trade in the only career field they're good at. I also believe we're squandering a chance to boost our economy. What better way to stimulate it than by stimulating those who stimulate it...using a domestically produced, recession-proof, infinitely renewable resource? It's common sense to me, but others may need the benefits outlined in more detail...and so:
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-Safety. If there's one thing we should know after the last civilization or so, it's that people are going to do it anyway. How do you stop someone from selling an item that's theirs to begin with, that they take everywhere they go, and that nobody can prove they sold unless they caught them in the act of doing so? That's right, you don't. So what do you do instead? Harm reduction...and a lot of that is done simply through legalization.
In Nevada, the only state where it's currently legal, there is a licensing process, disease screening, and regular health checkups mandated for all sex workers. Anyone who's ever taken a ride home from a shady part of town smelling like sweat, shame and chlamydia knows why those things are good ideas. By standardizing the requirements to legally sell sex, you create a better class of ***.
Also, by making it a legal enterprise, you destroy (or at least cripple) the black market, the seedy underbelly, and all the other dangerous cliches of the business...who's going to wander down alleys looking for loving in all the wrong places when they could just go to an official facility, check the hoefax, make the transaction, and keep their life moving? This also makes the sex slave trade less attractive, as getting illegal immigrants licensed for anything is somewhat difficult.
-Taxes. Pretty much anything purchased legally requires a tax be paid, and this would be no different. As mentioned, this is one of the few areas of commerce that are pretty much unaffected by the financial flux of an unstable economy, since it has been successfully running since there was no word for "economy". The tax revenue made from the sale of consensual sex would be significant...too much so to be ignored for reasons of universal palatability. Nobody can say our schools, social programs, and infrastructure couldn't use the money. If people laying on their backs can help our country move forward, I'm all for it.
-Romance. Stay with me here. In our modern world, love has a number of skewed interpretations, many having directly to do with the crotch. People will tell grandiose lies, make vast investments of time and capital, and make all manner of false commitments under the banner of "affection", purely to get into the pants of their target. I'm betting there would be somewhat less of that if one could shell out a couple hundreds bucks and satisfy their carnal desires and not have to be worried about being thrown in jail with rapists and murderers.Besides, in a time when one could simply pay a set amount to buy someone to play with for a while, would anyone play the dating game unless they were looking for companionship beyond the night?
As I so often say, people will get into relationships solely for good sex and leave one purely because of bad. Why would they get into one at all if that's really all they want and they could get it with way less hassle than actually getting to know somebody? It would sure cut down on the number of marriages stemming from purely physical reasons. Nobody can tell me that's not a good thing to be more confident that when somebody shows interest in you, they're showing it in all of you. (Better, now you're no longer a gold-digger, you're career-oriented!)
I realize most of that sounds like my argument on another issue, but that doesn't make it any less true. Besides the fact that prostitution is done on a regular basis regardless of its' legal status, those are 3 pretty good reasons why it should be as legal to sell orgasms as it is to sell Snuggies (and we all know how I despise those). People are promiscuous for absolutely free, who's to say one can't be an entrepre*****? For that matter, what else is being paid to do pornography but prostitution?
Of course, I realize there would be the question of advertising, and I'll certainly agree that sex probably shouldn't be plastered all over the media as a result of this potential new legalization...but then again, it is anyway. (Even more interesting, open the back pages of a big-city independent newspaper sometime.) It seems that it's already legal as long as you know to call it something else. All that typed, I'm really not sure why prostitution is still illegal...are you?
sumrndmdude
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putty got suspended?
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damn and election night is right around the corner.. I knew he would be being going ham but I guess he's gonna miss out :\
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Got offered a position in Sunnyvale, CA......less money, no moving expenses. If this were in Phoenix I would be more apt to make that move.
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Ain't that where Buffy is from?
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Ok....
I need a drink.
Bad.
I need a drink.
Bad.
solarius49
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So I just found out that every friday, Troy Polamalu visits kids at the Childrens Hospital here in Pittsburgh. That is the true definition of a stand up guy.
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So wrong. ^^^^^
I, too, am in need of a drink. Is it beer o'clock yet?
I, too, am in need of a drink. Is it beer o'clock yet?
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oh & the Meth slurpage is nuts ... i know hes a mod & all but hes NOT ALWAYS right
thadocta
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Where was he ever wrong?
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Man there is no getting used to that. That is like pulling nose hairs. It just sucks. You are one wild pokemon.umm lets say it takes time getting to used to it.. but taken a razor down there yeah yall can keep doing that **** thenSomeone really suggested tweezing ball hair.You wild breh.
I know that's right, you might as well have your girl individually remove each hair with her mouth.
I can make a tutorial for shaving da jewelbs
pics included
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Midterm looked nothing like the study guide.
I assumed it would be multiple-choice and it ended up being fill-in and free response. I wasn't prepared.
Oh well.
I assumed it would be multiple-choice and it ended up being fill-in and free response. I wasn't prepared.
Oh well.
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banana laffy taffy > *
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Nah b, Grape, Strawberry, and Green Apple are all better.
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+1
minus grape.. i have a bag full of grape & banana laffy taffies that prbly will never be eaten
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minute maid lemonade > simply lemonade
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Country Time > *
