the thread about nothing...

Joey from Friends came in to my job today. Cool dude wasnt stuck up or anything. Struck a casual convo with him and was cool. I'm sure he appreciated me not asking him "didnt you come out in friends"?
 
Kanye West is on the Cleveland Show right now 
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Joey from Friends came in to my job today. Cool dude wasnt stuck up or anything. Struck a casual convo with him and was cool. I'm sure he appreciated me not asking him "didnt you come out in friends"?

come out as in coming out the closet? sorry i never seen Friends lol
 
My job is so ******g unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ******g stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big ******g dog to work. Every ******g day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ******g day. Anyway, I drive these ********* around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.

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you got me.

yeah me got me too man. that was really funny though
 
what's eight stacks to somebody that just signed an 80 million dollar contract...
 
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I hate bananas, but I like banana flavored things.
I'm the opposite. A banana tastes good. Banana flavored things don't give me any of the satisfaction of a banana, but gives me the disgusting banana after taste in my mouth for hours.
 
So did Harden pay for IT? Is that what she is trying to say?
She's a stripper and Harden was going in in her club.
Those are all ones so I doubt that's 8 racks.
I knew Harden was going to flourish in H-Town though, too many thick joints.
 
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