MetalMario
formerly m4riol
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insomia
the thread about nothing...
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by Renaldo Balkman,
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insomia
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Just recently got both side of my ears pierced, now I have to sleep on my back, which results in sleep paralysis. I am afraid to sleep tonight
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the worst is having sleep paralysis and trying to yell or make some sort of noise but nobody is there
216301baller
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getting bad grades in college makes everything else in life seem sour
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yobyellav
formerly cord15
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Old Motivation for Success: Tailor made to fit Kiton suits that sit perfectly on top of Gucci loafers.
New Motivation for Success: An on call barber. I am tired of waiting hours to get a hair cut which is why I've been trying to get one for a week now but when I walk into the barber shop I turn around because there are a dozen guys waiting.
New Motivation for Success: An on call barber. I am tired of waiting hours to get a hair cut which is why I've been trying to get one for a week now but when I walk into the barber shop I turn around because there are a dozen guys waiting.
- Jan 30, 2006
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tell me about it. I cant even move when I have it, I just make deep breaths. My wife already knows and pushes to wake me up.
whyhellothere
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If my 8 o clock professor doesn't show up tomorrow there will be blood. Damn commute is longer than the time spent in that class.
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I quit drinking cause I was doing it way too much, but theres really nothing else to do in a college that is in the middle of nowhere
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My neighbor looks like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory and it cracks me up
Bend_The_Knee
formerly gotholesinmysocks
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A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream
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Bend_The_Knee
formerly gotholesinmysocks
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If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween... would fall... on the same day.
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I bought it for Christmas one year, it cost me $200 brand new, but I assume you could probably find it used for around $150. A show about "nothing" is still relevant
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You're not alone man, the amount of randomness though
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This dude just told me that LeBron didn't have as much excitement/hype around him during his 2nd year compared to what Blake is getting now.
- Apr 4, 2007
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Another thing I hate about working at Finishline.
*Shows customer the display shoe*
"This is the last one we have left."
"Oh, I gotta buy the display one?"
"If you want the shoe, yes. It's the last one."
"But a bunch of people have handled it!"
I either tell them at least 10 people have handled the shoes they were wearing when they were being made in factories or tell them that a bunch of people handle produce in supermarkets, but they have no choice but to buy them.
*Shows customer the display shoe*
"This is the last one we have left."
"Oh, I gotta buy the display one?"
"If you want the shoe, yes. It's the last one."
"But a bunch of people have handled it!"
I either tell them at least 10 people have handled the shoes they were wearing when they were being made in factories or tell them that a bunch of people handle produce in supermarkets, but they have no choice but to buy them.
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I've had "I Don't Want to Know" by Fleetwood Mac on repeat for hours. When they made this song they literally all hated each other.
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maybe because Blake actually competed in a slam dunk contest
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just joined NT, and reading NT is like reading a good book. A long, random, weird, and funny book.
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Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby
Does "slept on" mean worshiped where you come from?Originally Posted by Girl Thats Drob
Am I the only one who listens to nothing but underground music? Mainstream is TURRIBLE *Barkley voice*
Another thing, why are mixed chicks so slept on? best of both worlds depending on the mixture.
My past 4 flings have been mixed... I'm obsessed lowkey
I'm 20 btw but dayum where the mixed girls at?!
fareal...
they have great yambs cuz they are emotionally unstable...
have low self esteem but gets holla'd at at EVERY event they attend..
dont know what you talkin' about fambs...
Bend_The_Knee
formerly gotholesinmysocks
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welcome to NT
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Drowsy from baking and now waiting for food delivery. You always say you'll cut back
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