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Currently in class with a mean case of bubble guts smh
the thread about nothing...
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solarius49
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Creeping up the rankings in TAN fantasy Bball.
whyhellothere
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mankind frisky 
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Creeping up the rankings in TAN fantasy Bball.
What place you in?
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I went from 15th to a tie for 9th.
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solarius49
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6 Rings G.O.A.T.
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Just woke up.. Time to go to work..
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I dropped from 3rd to 4th. Elton Brand may be getting moved soon.12th
solarius49
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I dropped from 3rd to 4th. Elton Brand may be getting moved soon.12th
you just gonna humblebrag about being in 4th place to a ***** thats in 12 place. you aint ****
im mad
solarius49
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I dropped from 3rd to 4th. Elton Brand may be getting moved soon.12th
you just gonna humblebrag about being in 4th place to a ***** thats in 12 place. you aint ****
im mad
i'm off to a trerrible start- down to 14th from 12th. Who wants to trade???
anyways, happy belated Vet's day solarius and all of the other Vet's out there
thanks bro, repped
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What's the best way to tell my main joint her weave is too friggin long? Apparently my subtle hints aren't getting through and she looks ridiculous.
Apparently my subtle hints aren't getting through and she looks ridiculous.
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"baby... yo weave game is entirely too long. i swear you look more sexy when its shorter."What's the best way to tell my main joint her weave is too friggin long?
mmg
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What's the best way to tell my main joint her weave is too friggin long?
"You ever think about trying shorter hair? I think it suits you"
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Good looks. Repped.
I been a jerk so long now I've forgotten how to say things without sound like a ***
Watching Your Highness.
Natalie Portman
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Nothing like a fresh cut to start your week off right bros
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I want to post in this thread..
http://niketalk.com/t/513507/the-of...-thread-vol-i-have-no-friends-personally/0_20
..but dont want to mess up the glorious irony.
http://niketalk.com/t/513507/the-of...-thread-vol-i-have-no-friends-personally/0_20
..but dont want to mess up the glorious irony.
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What's the best way to tell my main joint her weave is too friggin long?
Wait until she's sleeping and go to work.
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What's the best way to tell my main joint her weave is too friggin long?
Wait until she's sleeping and go to work.
“
Hello new friend, my name is Fred
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
and I’ve been… very naughty.
The story I’m about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
Is of my dear aunt Muriel,
and just how I’ve been… naughty.
Voila the farm. My aunt lives here,
with precious pup, and husband dear.
My heart beats fast as I drew near,
I feel so nice… and naughty.
I thought just how excited they,
must be that I would come today,
they’d shout “come Fred! huzzah! hooray!
Dear boy you look so… naughty.”
That’s when my tired eyes beheld,
a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled,
D-O-G, is what he spelled,
and that’s how I spell… naughty.
Alone was I, with tender Courage,
and all his fur, his furry furrage,
which, I say, did encourage,
me, to be… quite naughty.
Courage… your hair…
it reminds me of the first time I knew just how,
I felt, about hair.
It was a day, I’d not forget,
the day that I first met my pet,
oh what a lovely gift to get,
I’d never felt so… naughty.
My fuzzy friend, is what he was,
this darling little ball of fuzz,
And oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does,
demand, that I… be naughty.
He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
and fetching fur did hypnotize,
and filled with joy, and filled with sighs,
and that’s when I got… naughty.
Now, now… you shouldn’t play in the toilet.
This dripping hair, this droopy curl,
unfold sweet memories of a girl,
whose tresses, oh, they’d twist and twirl,
and tempt me to be… naughty.
Barbara, my love was named,
and her fair hair, a mane untamed,
until one evening, I’m ashamed,
I got a little… naughty.
The look upon my young love’s face,
was sweet as lace,
but in this case,
I realized she… needed space.
I never more was naughty…
well… maybe not never.
Dear cur, your fur and fleece remind,
of nothing found in human kind,
but for one fellow who did find,
me, to be… in a certain mood.
Into my shop, he walked one day,
with bush above, and beard bouquet,
that’s no toupee I pray, no way,
I could help but be… you know.
I’d never seen such hair before,
his bangs they sang, his neck it beckoned,
eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned,
soon I figured what the heck and,
guess how I was… naughty.
Sweet pooch, afraid I’ll shave your tail?
Why now, that would be weird!
So ends our little story.
But then my landlords did resume,
to free me from that porcelain tomb,
and ferry to a private room,
your hero, ever doughty.
Good-bye dear aunt, I’ll miss your farm,
and Eustace’s ebullient charm,
and farewell Courage, what’s the harm,
if I was slightly… naughty.
With love,
Fred
”
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What's the best way to tell my main joint her weave is too friggin long?
Wait until she's sleeping and go to work.
“
Hello new friend, my name is Fred
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
and I’ve been… very naughty.
The story I’m about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
Is of my dear aunt Muriel,
and just how I’ve been… naughty.
Voila the farm. My aunt lives here,
with precious pup, and husband dear.
My heart beats fast as I drew near,
I feel so nice… and naughty.
I thought just how excited they,
must be that I would come today,
they’d shout “come Fred! huzzah! hooray!
Dear boy you look so… naughty.”
That’s when my tired eyes beheld,
a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled,
D-O-G, is what he spelled,
and that’s how I spell… naughty.
Alone was I, with tender Courage,
and all his fur, his furry furrage,
which, I say, did encourage,
me, to be… quite naughty.
Courage… your hair…
it reminds me of the first time I knew just how,
I felt, about hair.
It was a day, I’d not forget,
the day that I first met my pet,
oh what a lovely gift to get,
I’d never felt so… naughty.
My fuzzy friend, is what he was,
this darling little ball of fuzz,
And oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does,
demand, that I… be naughty.
He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
and fetching fur did hypnotize,
and filled with joy, and filled with sighs,
and that’s when I got… naughty.
Now, now… you shouldn’t play in the toilet.
This dripping hair, this droopy curl,
unfold sweet memories of a girl,
whose tresses, oh, they’d twist and twirl,
and tempt me to be… naughty.
Barbara, my love was named,
and her fair hair, a mane untamed,
until one evening, I’m ashamed,
I got a little… naughty.
The look upon my young love’s face,
was sweet as lace,
but in this case,
I realized she… needed space.
I never more was naughty…
well… maybe not never.
Dear cur, your fur and fleece remind,
of nothing found in human kind,
but for one fellow who did find,
me, to be… in a certain mood.
Into my shop, he walked one day,
with bush above, and beard bouquet,
that’s no toupee I pray, no way,
I could help but be… you know.
I’d never seen such hair before,
his bangs they sang, his neck it beckoned,
eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned,
soon I figured what the heck and,
guess how I was… naughty.
Sweet pooch, afraid I’ll shave your tail?
Why now, that would be weird!
So ends our little story.
But then my landlords did resume,
to free me from that porcelain tomb,
and ferry to a private room,
your hero, ever doughty.
Good-bye dear aunt, I’ll miss your farm,
and Eustace’s ebullient charm,
and farewell Courage, what’s the harm,
if I was slightly… naughty.
With love,
Fred
”
Too long to read
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Ima find some beaches to come and fuuuuuuu meeeeee cause i look greeeeat toniiiiiiiite.
