the thread about nothing...

Yep....she didn't like that i said "sure". It makes me mad because I always hook her up. We go out I will buy her a drink or two. Last month we grabbed food and i picked up the bill. And I never lend out money (except to my mom which has always back fired). So i was hesitant to be like yeah sure il give you $100 bucks. I never think people will pay me back. And when you are -$64 in your account.....like i know you aren't responsible with money. So I prob won't get it back. So no i am not going to gladly lend you money......ya bish


Tis the season.



Yeah anytime you "lend" out money......consider it a gift. If you actually get repaid back, consider it a bonus or an unexpected return.
My mother always told me this and I stuck by it. I never ask for money back ever it makes me feel selfish. I was in aposition to give it so I did, end of story.
Yall know its people camped out at Best Buy already??

All these supposed goons and jack boys in the world, how is it that people, who obviously have money in their pockets, can sleep on the concrete in front of a store for days on end and not get robbed?

But no, poor ****** wanna rob other poor ****** because they know there won't be any real repercussions.
Those people camping outside more than likely dont have cash though, but I do see your point and its sad.
 
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My mother always told me this and I stuck by it. I never ask for money back ever it makes me feel selfish. I was in aposition to give it so I did, end of story.


Your mother sounds like a wise woman. It's true. If a person's sole purpose for keeping you around is to hit you up for money......it becomes pretty obvious rather quickly and you don't need people in your circle who "offer" that.



When you meet a true friend who views the friendship/relationship like you do.....it will blow you away. Have you like...."damn, so this is what it is like to hang out with me, this is pretty f****** awesome."
 
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Am I allowed to post here?
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I heard you have to go through a strict approval process to post in THE  TAN.

Anyways, I hate when  you don't have much to do at work, but your boss is around all day so you make yourself look as you are busy.  That **** is more work than work....
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^ I know that feel. I work in a medical laboratory and typically this week is one of the slowest all year. So while my boss is understanding, I still dont want to do all the filler work that I make my intern do.
 
I just bought Hitman: Absolution, and it came with a code to unlock the Hitman Trilogy on PC.

I dont have a PC

the code is MWVG-TKGE-7GUU

to enter it go to gamestop.com/redeem


have fun, let me know if it works

:smokin
 
I feel like two girls I've smashed in the past have the potential to be famous off of their amazing musical abilities. I just found out that one of them is now trying to start a rapping/singing career. She's been recording and is going to drop some music soon. Kinda excited to hear it. Hoping she gets famous so I can say, "yep...I hit that." :lol She's white btw.

I feel like the market is cornered on female rappers and definitely white female rappers
 
Last day of class for Thanksgiving break!! Driving home at 2pm today **hits dougie**
 
What's good TAN fam? Today's piece of my mind is about how I gotta either put 10 books a day on the street for the next couple weeks or live on it myself. Hope this works...

http://undermyfitted.blogspot.com/2012/11/10-day-last-stand.html


Every so often, life sneaks up from behind and ambushes you just to remind you that it's not all lollipops, jokes and ********. I already talked about how hard adult life can be, but that was largely theory. This, friends is practice...and as everyone knows, practice is not a game. (One of the many lessons Allen Iverson taught us.)  Yup, I find myself at yet another crossroads in my kindadult life...I'm about 2 weeks from being homeless (or at the very least, replacing the fake Christmas tree in my parents' basement on a seasonal basis). 

That is, unless I sell 10 books a day for the next 2 weeks and make rent.

In case you give a damn, allow me to give you some background on how I ended up here. My old job was a soul-sucking, spirit-crushing, unfulfilling government-sponsored waste of time...but it paid the bills. So I figured I'd just keep going until I could make my current one do the same.

That's what I thought, anyway. Around the time my little accidinfant exploded into my life, during the parental leave that men won fair and square in the whole equality between sexes thing, I was...well, let's call it "laid off", since attorneys have advised me not to go into too much detail publically. Imagine my surprise to open my account from home on payday and see...nothing new. It felt like the scene in "The Dark Knight" where Commissioner Gordon opens the mob safe at the bank expecting to find the stash and finds nothing but a small pile of marked bills he had placed there beforehand. (I would have went down there and kicked it everywhere in frustration too if I even had enough bills to form a stack.)

A few weeks later they were kind enough to inform me that I no longer had a job there. I'll admit, it was a new and scary feeling. Here I was, out on my own, walking the tightrope of adult life with my safety net yanked out from under me...but the bonus was that if I could manage to bring balance to the situation, I'd be hailed as an exceptional entertainer. With one eye on the job market the whole time, I set out to use my skills to pay the bills. Finished book #2, reloaded (umf...), expanded my networking reach, and generally aimed my life towards becoming a real, authentic, honest-to-IRS writer. (I even found time to babysit my own child every so always.)

Through a combination of odd jobs, book sales, and parental/government assistance, I managed to make it so I wasn't laying in the streets slowly dying as the summer went by. I was doing okay. (Hey, I wasn't eating out of dumpsters, that's okay by my standards.) Unfortunately, the work dried up after a while and my parents ain't what you'd call rich, so half of the half an income I managed to scrape out for myself slowly evaporated. Fast forward to mid-November, and here I am, months behind the rent. 

My landlord has been uncommonly patient with me and my situation, but I knew the whole time promises and good intentions are not legal tender for all debts, public and private. It was only a matter of time until he wanted his money...and that time is now. I swear I'd give him some if I had it, but my printing press is down and I'm out of currency toner anyway. 

I needed a fair lot of money fast...I thought about knocking over a local 7-11. Of course, I'm just not that guy...besides, I can't expect Shannon to write me in jail when I probably wouldn't do it for her. Should I sell drugs? No. Hov did that, so hopefully I wouldn't have to go through that. I thought about selling sperm, but I figured mine is causing enough trouble as it is. I heard you could get a quick $5,000 for a kidney, and I do have a spare, but I don't know the proper channels to go through and I'm not sure I can buy it back one day. I began to feel vaguely ******.

As I laid awake one night recently worrying myself into my early 30s about what the future held, I figured out that there was still one thing I could sell...books. Lots and lots of books. "Expecting (the Worst)", "Fresh Uncensored Critical Knowledge"...didn't matter, as long as they were mine and eventually yours. I sincerely hope this works out, because if it doesn't I'll obviously have to take an extended break from writing to concentrate on the direction of my life. I put my faith in the idea that neither of us want that to happen.

I realize that more or less leaving my fate in the hands of my readers is a risky plan at best, but it's the only one I still have. "Look for another job" is a little harder when I'm joined by about 25 million of my closest friends, the ones we discussed a paragraph ago are so one paragraph ago, and my less-than-total beliefs aside, praying without actually trying to do anything about it is pretty much talking to myself in the dark...so there ain't a lot of other options.

As an adult, I realize that much of my existence depends solely on my contributions to it. As a side effect of what I happen to be kinda good at, much of that depends on yours. (I accepted this when I chose to be an artist.) I'll quit playing my sad violin and just ask you to consider buying one of my books. What might seem like a drop in the bucket to you might be the drop that fills it and allows me to start putting out the fire. You get some new reading material, I don't have to tie all my **** in a cloth on the end of a stick and walk sadly into the night...we both win. 

Hey, I'm not sure this is going to work...in fact, to expect it to will be mildly farfetched...but **** it, I've always went down swinging before. Why stop now? Besides, 10 books a day doesn't sound as bad if you make it 9 (or less...books also make great gifts for the holidays! *smile, thumbs up, crosses fingers*).

No matter what, thanks for everything, y'all.
 
Safe travels to all of those hitting the roads for Thanksgiving. A lot of knuckle head drivers out there.


Take necessary precautions.
 
What's good TAN fam? Today's piece of my mind is about how I gotta either put 10 books a day on the street for the next couple weeks or live on it myself. Hope this works...

http://undermyfitted.blogspot.com/2012/11/10-day-last-stand.html


Every so often, life sneaks up from behind and ambushes you just to remind you that it's not all lollipops, jokes and ********. I already talked about how hard adult life can be, but that was largely theory. This, friends is practice...and as everyone knows, practice is not a game. (One of the many lessons Allen Iverson taught us.)  Yup, I find myself at yet another crossroads in my kindadult life...I'm about 2 weeks from being homeless (or at the very least, replacing the fake Christmas tree in my parents' basement on a seasonal basis). 

That is, unless I sell 10 books a day for the next 2 weeks and make rent.

In case you give a damn, allow me to give you some background on how I ended up here. My old job was a soul-sucking, spirit-crushing, unfulfilling government-sponsored waste of time...but it paid the bills. So I figured I'd just keep going until I could make my current one do the same.

That's what I thought, anyway. Around the time my little accidinfant exploded into my life, during the parental leave that men won fair and square in the whole equality between sexes thing, I was...well, let's call it "laid off", since attorneys have advised me not to go into too much detail publically. Imagine my surprise to open my account from home on payday and see...nothing new. It felt like the scene in "The Dark Knight" where Commissioner Gordon opens the mob safe at the bank expecting to find the stash and finds nothing but a small pile of marked bills he had placed there beforehand. (I would have went down there and kicked it everywhere in frustration too if I even had enough bills to form a stack.)

A few weeks later they were kind enough to inform me that I no longer had a job there. I'll admit, it was a new and scary feeling. Here I was, out on my own, walking the tightrope of adult life with my safety net yanked out from under me...but the bonus was that if I could manage to bring balance to the situation, I'd be hailed as an exceptional entertainer. With one eye on the job market the whole time, I set out to use my skills to pay the bills. Finished book #2, reloaded (umf...), expanded my networking reach, and generally aimed my life towards becoming a real, authentic, honest-to-IRS writer. (I even found time to babysit my own child every so always.)

Through a combination of odd jobs, book sales, and parental/government assistance, I managed to make it so I wasn't laying in the streets slowly dying as the summer went by. I was doing okay. (Hey, I wasn't eating out of dumpsters, that's okay by my standards.) Unfortunately, the work dried up after a while and my parents ain't what you'd call rich, so half of the half an income I managed to scrape out for myself slowly evaporated. Fast forward to mid-November, and here I am, months behind the rent. 

My landlord has been uncommonly patient with me and my situation, but I knew the whole time promises and good intentions are not legal tender for all debts, public and private. It was only a matter of time until he wanted his money...and that time is now. I swear I'd give him some if I had it, but my printing press is down and I'm out of currency toner anyway. 

I needed a fair lot of money fast...I thought about knocking over a local 7-11. Of course, I'm just not that guy...besides, I can't expect Shannon to write me in jail when I probably wouldn't do it for her. Should I sell drugs? No. Hov did that, so hopefully I wouldn't have to go through that. I thought about selling sperm, but I figured mine is causing enough trouble as it is. I heard you could get a quick $5,000 for a kidney, and I do have a spare, but I don't know the proper channels to go through and I'm not sure I can buy it back one day. I began to feel vaguely ******.

As I laid awake one night recently worrying myself into my early 30s about what the future held, I figured out that there was still one thing I could sell...books. Lots and lots of books. "Expecting (the Worst)", "Fresh Uncensored Critical Knowledge"...didn't matter, as long as they were mine and eventually yours. I sincerely hope this works out, because if it doesn't I'll obviously have to take an extended break from writing to concentrate on the direction of my life. I put my faith in the idea that neither of us want that to happen.

I realize that more or less leaving my fate in the hands of my readers is a risky plan at best, but it's the only one I still have. "Look for another job" is a little harder when I'm joined by about 25 million of my closest friends, the ones we discussed a paragraph ago are so one paragraph ago, and my less-than-total beliefs aside, praying without actually trying to do anything about it is pretty much talking to myself in the dark...so there ain't a lot of other options.

As an adult, I realize that much of my existence depends solely on my contributions to it. As a side effect of what I happen to be kinda good at, much of that depends on yours. (I accepted this when I chose to be an artist.) I'll quit playing my sad violin and just ask you to consider buying one of my books. What might seem like a drop in the bucket to you might be the drop that fills it and allows me to start putting out the fire. You get some new reading material, I don't have to tie all my **** in a cloth on the end of a stick and walk sadly into the night...we both win. 

Hey, I'm not sure this is going to work...in fact, to expect it to will be mildly farfetched...but **** it, I've always went down swinging before. Why stop now? Besides, 10 books a day doesn't sound as bad if you make it 9 (or less...books also make great gifts for the holidays! *smile, thumbs up, crosses fingers*).

No matter what, thanks for everything, y'all.
Are you telling the truth?
 
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