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3 men are ship-wrecked on an island
Where they are captured by cannibals. The cannibal leader says he'll let them live if they go out in the forest and grab 10 of the same fruit.
They all run off, when after a while the first person comes back with 10 apples. The cannibal leader then says, "You must shove them up your *** without any facial expression, and then you will live." The man tries but he winces after the third apple and was killed on the spot.
The second person comes back with 10 cherries and is told the same thing. He starts shoving them up his *** with no difficulty, but he starts laughing hysterically after the ninth cherry and is killed on the spot.
In heaven the two people meet, where the first person ask, "Why did you laugh, you could have gotten away?" "I saw the other guy come back with pineapples."
You got the right idea. Mexican Coca-Cola is the best and they use real sugar, not that fructose crap.I'll have a nice glass bottle of Mexican Coke on the weekends. During the week, just water for me.
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You got the right idea. Mexican Coca-Cola is the best and they use real sugar, not that fructose crap.
It’s the best. I don’t drink that can or plastic bottle stuff.
Soda always tastes better out of a glass bottle. Can is good too and I always prefer it over the plastic bottles. Those ******* suck. They don’t taste the same, get warmer much easier and the gas gets low quicker.It’s the best. I don’t drink that can or plastic bottle stuff.
Trying this burger joint
My beat up Laser Royal painted 1sWhat shoes are those?
Sounds like she's annoyed that shes accomplished enough to become a nurse and now they're making her go to a class on how to wash her handsEarlier at work I had to test a client’s backup of our HR software because they were running into some weird inconsistent bugs.
I had to reproduce bugs regarding notifications not loading so I’m looking through a team leader’s notifications and came across an application from a nurse to attend courses on hand sanitization.
When you apply for a course, seminar, … you also have to fill in a motivation and this nurse wrote “I need a course to wash my hands” as their motivation
DB Cooper I saw the lightning from far. No rain in the valley yet, 40percent chance.