the thread about nothing...

So at work inter office relationships aren't allowed and can lead to termination if caught.

Obviously people ignore this rule and creep around.

So there's this white girl with a nice rotund booty, curly hair and cute face. Id wife.

Issue is she's dating some dude I work with, everyone knows it but doesn't say anything.

So me and dude are pretty cool, we crack jokes, talk sports and talk about the females at work.

Obviously they think no one knows but we do :lol

So I make sure when ever she walks by I bring her up and you can see it on dudes face.

Some of the things being said:

"Damm I'd eat her starfish"

"I'd go raw, wouldn't even pull out"

"How flexible you think she is?"

"Think she swallows?"

"Her head game must be tremendous"

"I'd sing drake to her all night"


Dude face is always

:lol >D :( :{ 0] :| :lol




:lol :{
 
 that's foul... but funny 
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So at work inter office relationships aren't allowed and can lead to termination if caught.
Obviously people ignore this rule and creep around.
So there's this white girl with a nice rotund booty, curly hair and cute face. Id wife.
Issue is she's dating some dude I work with, everyone knows it but doesn't say anything.
So me and dude are pretty cool, we crack jokes, talk sports and talk about the females at work.
Obviously they think no one knows but we do
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So I make sure when ever she walks by I bring her up and you can see it on dudes face.
Some of the things being said:
"Damm I'd eat her starfish"
"I'd go raw, wouldn't even pull out"
"How flexible you think she is?"
"Think she swallows?"
"Her head game must be tremendous"
"I'd sing drake to her all night"
Dude face is always
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Who in their right mind talks like this around an office.....
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Went to a local high school's bball tournament expecting to see the defending state champs from a couple towns over. I went a lil after 6 'cause I thought it started at 5:30. Imagine my surprise when after the first boys game, everyone leaves. The tournament started at 2:30 and the team I wanted to see played in the first set of games.
 
So at work inter office relationships aren't allowed and can lead to termination if caught.

Obviously people ignore this rule and creep around.

So there's this white girl with a nice rotund booty, curly hair and cute face. Id wife.

Issue is she's dating some dude I work with, everyone knows it but doesn't say anything.

So me and dude are pretty cool, we crack jokes, talk sports and talk about the females at work.

Obviously they think no one knows but we do :lol

So I make sure when ever she walks by I bring her up and you can see it on dudes face.

Some of the things being said:

"Damm I'd eat her starfish"

"I'd go raw, wouldn't even pull out"

"How flexible you think she is?"

"Think she swallows?"

"Her head game must be tremendous"

"I'd sing drake to her all night"


Dude face is always

:lol >D :( :{ 0] :| :lol




:lol :{

MMG, you a fool for that :rollin
 
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Googled 5555 and this came up.
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I have the cd(Daft Punk's Discovery) but not the movie.

Daft Punk movie, you say??

8o

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the dvd in the middle contains their earlier videos
the dvd on the right is 5555, all the animated videos in their entirety
the dvd on the left is Wu-Tang, they're forever
 
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Just found out I could leave my office at 2:00 today

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I have to work a full day today and Friday. I only get to leave on time if "Work has been completed by X time:" which is an hour before regular close at best.
 
Went to a local high school's bball tournament expecting to see the defending state champs from a couple towns over. I went a lil after 6 'cause I thought it started at 5:30. Imagine my surprise when after the first boys game, everyone leaves. The tournament started at 2:30 and the team I wanted to see played in the first set of games.
 
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