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Always trust someone who likes big butts. They cannot lie.
no way y’all find her attractive.
her knee caps are way too pointy
This sounds like something that would happen between pedestrians in gtaI almost got blown up and or witnessed white on white violence at Walgreens today. Im standing in line to pay and thug number 1 comes thru the door wanting a propane refill bit hes carrying the tank in his hand. Undercover thug out of nowhere from the side of the store screams BRO take that outside what the fk are you doing. The clerk on buffer 5 seconds later screams sir go outside NOW. Thug 1 says alright chill the fk out people. Undercover thug turn into clint Eastwood and says you aint gonna make me pal. Smh dude is overly aggressive. Thug 1 responds ill be outside buddy. At this point im done paying theres propane, and i heard buddy and pal I know nothing good can happen next. I roll out i dont stick around to find out
oldest trick in the book, pretend to be one to get lots of girls. although in my case, I didn't have to pretend, girls like what they see, hear and get from me,This happened to me and my cousin’s baby’s daddy, it was a lesbian club. We walk in, start walking around and I’m thinking, “Man, its a lot of girls in here!” We keep walking. He runs into a girl he went to high school with that he hasn’t seen in forever(foreshadowing ). We walk around some more and Im like, “Its a whole lot of girls…its…a WHOLE lot of girls?” At that moment, I look to the back corner of the club. Apparently, that was the men’s section(if I can even call it that)…and they was FULL THROTTLE. Leather vest, skirts, leggings and duck faces. I grab my boy buy the shoulders, he smiling at women that walk by. I said, “Kinfolk…this a gay bar.” He looks up, he looks around, his eyes make it to the back corner…”OOOOOOHHHH NOO!” Cuz BEELINED out that joint. I was literally in tears.
I see you Sneek. Lololdest trick in the book, pretend to be one to get lots of girls. although in my case, I didn't have to pretend, girls like what they see, hear and get from me,
Some animals are like people and can be real jerks, lol. Remember this classic?Why he had to do homie like that?