- Jul 18, 2012
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Last tine I tried to impress a female I took her to one of my dessert spots that was type deep from where we were. As soon as we hopped back in the whip for the hour ride home I had the crazy urge to take a dump. Was farting and riding with my *** up off the seat the whole time. Was just blaming the smell on “garbage” outside.