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picasso, i'm watching a marathon just because of her.
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the thread about nothing...
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did any of you guys hear this story about this "marine"
after that school shooting he put on a marine uniform with sergeant insignia on it, and also told reporters he had done tours in iraq and afghanistan
turns out dude got hurt during basic training and that was as far as he got..'
got called out then he tried to deny he ever said that and that his words were twisted by the reporters..
I saw the video when they were first honoring him (before they found out he was a fraud).
In hindsight, I remember thinking about how weird the kid acted on camera. It seemed like he was trying to hide something.
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I hate it
Went to the grocery store and saw two under eighteen beckys.
The second one looked. I would smile at her and she would blush. We kept bumping into each other. At one point we were staring into each other's soul and her mom interrupted us with "Hey, what are you looking at? I'm over here" (to the girl). Thought of giving her my number.
Only reason I could tell she was
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Season 3.picasso, i'm watching a marathon just because of her.
Using her for ratings, damn Spike TV.
I aint eem mad.
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since not a naan one of yall decided to celebrate the festivus proceedings, i shall take it upon myself to set it off.
behold my feat of strength:
and for my airing of grievances i shall call out riceboy45 for his habitual use of that simpin *** emoticon and his unwarranted use of baby talk (sowwee)
the festivus proceedings have commenced and the floor is open to the next celebrant.
behold my feat of strength:
and for my airing of grievances i shall call out riceboy45 for his habitual use of that simpin *** emoticon and his unwarranted use of baby talk (sowwee)
the festivus proceedings have commenced and the floor is open to the next celebrant.
sumrndmdude
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wow...just wow. The comments section
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wait wut
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Man got it in pretty hard last night and woke up with no hangover,,,
gatzbygordon
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lol..what the hell?
i was talking about the chick on ink master..
i only reported one dude,
club in that thread where he got exposed.
your jimmies may be restored.
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negative dambs given
gatzbygordon
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Man got it in pretty hard last night and woke up with no hangover,,,
finally, we have a believer in the house.
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Man got it in pretty hard last night and woke up with no hangover,,,
one of the best feelings around!
we have our 7th annual secret santa party tonight... we give each other a real gift, and a gag gift (which has evolved in to an all out roast)
my buddy got a DUI a couple years back (who has a catch phrase "plenty time" - uses it for damn near everything). I dug DEEP in my bag of resources and got his mug shot from the city and county.
When it is my turn, I am going to have everyone put their keys on the table and give a serious speech about drinking and driving (a SERIOUS one - I know there is nothing funny about it, plus I have a newborn baby so I drive 10mph below now). I will then hand out key chains to everyone that has dude's mug shot on it with "PLENTY TIME... TO SOBER UP" on it.
best part is, he is bringing his girlfriend tonight to introduce to the crew (not a damn given, he should know better not to bring her towards the lava)
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My feat of strength was attempting to back squat 500 lbs.....Unfortunately for me, my body, specially my spinal erectors, were not ready. And Festivus officially ended and around 4:00 pm today as the bar pinned my *** to the ground.
This will not stop me from airing out my grievances however:
-To my girlfriend: You have been promising me some Aurora Jolie action since last X-Mas, you repulsed all advances towards your poop shoot over the past 12 months. Bish my patience is wearing thin
-To middle aged black women everywhere, stop with the complaining at Chipotle about how they not making your buritto bowl exactly how you want. It ain't that serious, and no they aren't trying to screw you outta chicken. You're holding up the line
-To Gianna Michaels, new site but no new videos. >: ***** you taking the joke too far
-To DeMarcus Cousins, calm the **** down, I drafted you in the 2nd round
-To my former rental manager who let me pipe then tried to break up me and my girl. My girl and I where on a break, your divorce wasn't even final, stop acting like we had something special. It was just sex. Texting me a pic of a condom you saved and smuggled outta my house wasn't cool. It wasn't cool. You're damn near 40 wit a 15 year old, show some class. Making me nearly have a heart attack, again, was not cool.
-To Jordan Brand and Nike, retro the ******g 16s , 17s, Maestro Ones, and Air Ups. The ******g wait is killing me
-To Drake, me and my girl where having problems in October, where the **** was the album.
-To AMC, really, really!!! your gonna make me wait till next year to see how Breaking Bad ends. You sons a *******
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sumrndmdude
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Rusty I think you watch too much porn, and the fact that I know what an Aurora Jolie action is...lets me know that I too have seent too muchMy feat of strength was attempting to back squat 500 lbs.....Unfortunately for me, my body, specially my spinal erectors, were not ready. And Festivus officially ended and around 4:00 pm today as the bar pinned my *** to the ground.
This will not stop me from airing out my grievances however:
-To my girlfriend: You have been promising me some Aurora Jolie action since last X-Mas, you repulsed all advances towards your poop shoot over the past 12 months. Bish my patience is wearing thin
-To middle aged black women everywhere, stop with the complaining at Chipotle about how they not making your bowl especially how you want. It ain't that serious, and no they aren't trying to screw you outta chicken. You're holding up the line
-Gianna Michaels, new site but no new videos.***** you taking the joke too far
-DeMarcus Cousins, calm the **** down, I drafted you in the 2nd round
-To my former rental manager who let me pipe then tried to break up me and my girl. Me and my girl where on a break, your divorce wasn't even final, stop acting like we had something special. It was just sex. Texting me a pic of a condom you saved and smuggled outta my house wasn't cool. It wasn't cool. You're damn near 40 wit a 15 year old, show some class. Making me nearly have a heart attack, again, was not cool.
-Retro the ******g 16s , 17s, Maestro Ones, and Air Ups. The ******g wait is killing me
-Dear Drake, me and my girl where having problems in October, where the **** was the album.
-Really AMC, your gonna make me wait till next year to see how Breaking Bad ends. You sons a *******
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My feat of strength was attempting to back squat 500 lbs.....Unfortunately for me, my body, specially my spinal erectors, were not ready. And Festivus officially ended and around 4:00 pm today as the bar pinned my *** to the ground.
This will not stop me from airing out my grievances however:
-To my girlfriend: You have been promising me some Aurora Jolie action since last X-Mas, you repulsed all advances towards your poop shoot over the past 12 months. Bish my patience is wearing thin
-To middle aged black women everywhere, stop with the complaining at Chipotle about how they not making your bowl especially how you want. It ain't that serious, and no they aren't trying to screw you outta chicken. You're holding up the line
-Gianna Michaels, new site but no new videos. >: ***** you taking the joke too far
-DeMarcus Cousins, calm the **** down, I drafted you in the 2nd round
-To my former rental manager who let me pipe then tried to break up me and my girl. Me and my girl where on a break, your divorce wasn't even final, stop acting like we had something special. It was just sex. Texting me a pic of a condom you saved and smuggled outta my house wasn't cool. It wasn't cool. You're damn near 40 wit a 15 year old, show some class. Making me nearly have a heart attack, again, was not cool.
-Retro the ******g 16s , 17s, Maestro Ones, and Air Ups. The ******g wait is killing me
-Dear Drake, me and my girl where having problems in October, where the **** was the album.
-Really AMC, your gonna make me wait till next year to see how Breaking Bad ends. You sons a *******
repped and recommended for one of the greatest posts in TAN history
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Rusty 
wish I could rep that **** twice.
wish I could rep that **** twice.
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My feat of strength was attempting to back squat 500 lbs.....Unfortunately for me, my body, specially my spinal erectors, were not ready. And Festivus officially ended and around 4:00 pm today as the bar pinned my *** to the ground.
This will not stop me from airing out my grievances however:
-To my girlfriend: You have been promising me some Aurora Jolie action since last X-Mas, you repulsed all advances towards your poop shoot over the past 12 months. Bish my patience is wearing thin
-To middle aged black women everywhere, stop with the complaining at Chipotle about how they not making your bowl specifically how you want. It ain't that serious, and no they aren't trying to screw you outta chicken. You're holding up the line
-Gianna Michaels, new site but no new videos. >: ***** you taking the joke too far
-DeMarcus Cousins, calm the **** down, I drafted you in the 2nd round
-To my former rental manager who let me pipe then tried to break up me and my girl. Me and my girl where on a break, your divorce wasn't even final, stop acting like we had something special. It was just sex. Texting me a pic of a condom you saved and smuggled outta my house wasn't cool. It wasn't cool. You're damn near 40 wit a 15 year old, show some class. Making me nearly have a heart attack, again, was not cool.
-Retro the ******g 16s , 17s, Maestro Ones, and Air Ups. The ******g wait is killing me
-Dear Drake, me and my girl where having problems in October, where the **** was the album.
-Really AMC, your gonna make me wait till next year to see how Breaking Bad ends. You sons a *******
My dude rusty just like this after he typed that out
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Rusty
i am disappoint that only one of our family members has celebrated TAN's official holiday with me.
here's to you rusty for having the festivus spirit, stay classy.
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Man this is bull, Fox is playing with my emotions
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hahaha dude's a lopdid any of you guys hear this story about this "marine"
after that school shooting he put on a marine uniform with sergeant insignia on it, and also told reporters he had done tours in iraq and afghanistan
turns out dude got hurt during basic training and that was as far as he got..'
got called out then he tried to deny he ever said that and that his words were twisted by the reporters..
Went to the grocery store and saw two under eighteen beckys.
The second one looked. I would smile at her and she would blush. We kept bumping into each other. At one point we were staring into each other's soul and her mom interrupted us with "Hey, what are you looking at? I'm over here" (to the girl). Thought of giving her my number.
Only reason I could tell she was < 18 was because she was wearing some weird colorful Jordans that only high school girls would wear.
i always feel awkward when you see a cute girl you make some sort of contact with at stores and continually bump into each other
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[h2] [/h2][h2]oh chritmas weave oh christmas weave[/h2][h2]
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rusty shackelford
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Merry Festivus
For my feat of strength, I won a match on Saturday (lost the other two) and have a bloody singlet to show for it.
Airing of grievances
-Eff you Rusty for making an untoppable post
-Andre 3000 stop playing and give the world a solo project
-Eff Hype,Nas, and DMX for not giving the world a proper sequel to Belly (Taral hicks
).
I'm done, time to go whack it.
For my feat of strength, I won a match on Saturday (lost the other two) and have a bloody singlet to show for it.
Airing of grievances
-Eff you Rusty for making an untoppable post
-Andre 3000 stop playing and give the world a solo project
-Eff Hype,Nas, and DMX for not giving the world a proper sequel to Belly (Taral hicks
).I'm done, time to go whack it.
