the thread about nothing...

Morning Tan.

All the splash talk back there had me :rollin
That kid playing DDR :x :x :x :x how his legs even move that fast

I am mad nervous about my day tomorrow. I have to re-take my motorcycle skills test at 1....the whole system is so stupid. I took the classes last weekend. I have never been on a bike prior to the classes except once in a parking lot. We ride for 6 total hours then take the test. The first part of the test is a U-turn in a small box. So i made the U-turn and hit the boundary line so i put my foot down to push myself back on course....dude took off 5 points for crossing the line....then 5 points for putting a foot down. I had no idea that was the scoring system. I just figured once you crossed the line it was like ok i botched this one...on to the next.

I am not going to blame him for the scoring system but he was a 6 foot 5 former army drill instructor. I walked up to him after i failed to talk and was like hey man why did i fail. He showed me the sheet and i was like wow that is kinda just semantics don't you think? Like why isn't it proximity based? Like in real life if you make a U-Turn too wide you crash so shouldn't putting my foot down and staying at least close to the boundary be better? "FOOT DOWN MINUS 5, BOUNDARY CROSSED MINUS 5" literally yelled it in my face. I said "I understand and that kinda sucks the scoring system is like that but just man-to-man you don't think its against common sense? "FOOT DOWN MINUS 5, BOUNDARY CROSSED MINUS 5" just kept yelling it in my face like i was a child. I understand that's how he functions but i was a complete beginner and im a grown man i don't need another grown man yelling in my face. I tried not to take it personal or feel disrespected but i did a little at the time.

You can lose 11 points MAX....then you fail...i had -10 on the first thing on the test.....needless to say i failed because i lost 3 point for touching another boundary on and S turn and stopped too close to a line and lost 1 point....So my plan obviously this time is if i hit the border on the U-turn part to not put my foot down...pull it really wide and just go to the next part and take -5 not effing -10 >:

Not to mention i have to work from home tomorrow....get my oil changed...emissions tested....and hair cut....all based around this stupid test that i am stressing out about. The classes were $350 bucks....and you can only retake the skills test 1 time. And i haven't like practiced or anything since i failed. So i have to hope i can just go in and pick it up really quick. But i know i will stall those POS bikes like 5 times on the test and fail again....it usually took me like the first hour each test day to get the hang of where the friction zone on those bikes are. If i fail again its just a $350 loss and i guess i will go the MVA route or something
 
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Salute LOT, what's hannin'?

I finally got what's wrong with Rck2, I understand man, it'll be ok.

@iYen, :lol my bad man. It was late, thought some rustling was abound, but it's all good. I reported a person in another thread that said something very inappropriate given the situation. I know we come here for S&G for most of the time, but some things you just don't joke about. That person deserved the button. It was my first time ever. Got a piece of info about something I applied to jobwise. It might take a little while, but might be worth the wait at this stage for me. That's all I'll say about it until further notice.

My dad pocket dialed me 3 times yesterday. Called him back after the first time, then didn't care the two times after :{. I'll deal with him later...
 
[quote name="Trekkie"]

Warp Factors in Star Trek can get a little out there in how fast something is supposed to be going. And then you get to Warp 10, which according to the Technical Manual is so fast that you are occupying every point in the universe SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Ironically, saying warp 10 was impossible was supposed to rein this in. However, they merely made warp ten go from meaning "ten times faster than warp one" to "infinite speed" (whatever that's supposed to mean) and ships are still Traveling at the Speed of Plot.

This actually makes perfect sense, since warp speed is a parabolic function (see below). Warp 2, for instance, is about 16 times the speed of light, whereas Warp 3 is about 67 times the speed of light. Warp 4: 235c; Warp 5: 711c; Warp 6: 1979c; etc. When you exceed Warp 9, which is about 46,883c, you have to start using decimal values, such as 9.1, 9.5, 9.8, etc., with each increase of .1 being a greater increase in speed than the previous. Starships are not meant to travel at such high warp factors (we finally surpass 100,000 times the speed of light at around Warp 9.72) for more than a short period of time. Warp 10 is, quite literally, impossible to achieve, as it is the terminal limit of the parabolic function and represents infinite speed. Regarding the Voyager episode "Threshold", I recommend other Trekkies do what I do myself: just pretend it doesn't exist. It may *technically* be canon, but I can't in good conscience consider it to be so. The writers for that episode *obviously* didn't bother with research, and their understanding of Warp Theory is as apparently lacking as their understanding of evolutionary biology, as they so incompetently demonstrate during the last ten minutes of the episode. -=[ * V = 6·(e^W-[{W^2}/2+W+1]) —- C = G-tan(A)/([G-S]+[tan^2{A}+{^2}-1]^[1/2])+10 —- D = G-C —- where V = Velocity, W = Warp Factor, D = Delivered Power; G = Generated Power; C = Continuum Drag Factor; A = 5.1050881 radians; and S = 9.8658770244 (Scott's constant. ]=-

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And then Trans Warp was FASTER.
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This weather is so nice. 64 and sunny. I just want to be out in it so bad. Playing golf, running, go to a baseball game, something!!
 
And on this day, everyone stopped replying to franc with hitting gifs.
Damn man.
I don't know what to say other than I'm sorry to hear that.
You seem like a positive dude.
Keep spreading that positivity.

thank you iyen. i sincerely appreciate your words.

in regards to beat up gifs, i dont mind them lol. i know they are for the lulz. some of them crack me up.

Franc, it's all love man. Just for lighthearted jokes.
 
Pocket dialing :{

I remember a girl said she pocket dialed me one time :{

With an iphone tho? :{

Idk, we have our issues. But I can deal with it better now. Maybe I'll tell that story and it will get lost in the annals of NT lore :lol. It's kind of a long story though. The only time I sort of wrote about our relationship was in my HS magazine. It was a short story that got put in the mag. I was surprised. I still have it, maybe I'll type it verbatum in here. One day....


What the hell?

I can't even.

This ain't Big Bang Theroy :lol


Been a hellish week at work for me... Wont be through it until saturday. Wish me luck tan.

Good luck man
 
EBW makes me want to play golf now :lol. At the moment, I have no inerest in it. Maybe I'll get there one day
 
have any of you guys tried the waxvac to remove wax from your ears?

My mom got me one as a gift a while back and I swear it's just some gimmick. It works decent after a shower when the ears are moist but that's about it.

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x

hate that word

words i hate

1. moist
2. Tunic (those long shirts that girls where with leggings....i love the look :evil hate the word)
3. Selfie - sounds like masterbation so when some one puts #selfie on IG i just think of fapping
4. Panties - it just haunts me because as a kid i always had to do my own laundry and my mom would always say if there is stuff in the washer and dryer you have to fold it or rotate it to get yours in....so needless to say...panties makes me think of her underwear that i had to like rotate out of the washer when i was 8 trying to wash my tommy hilfiger flag shirt :x
5. snip - makes me think of a vasectomy

there is prob more just don't want to think about them right now
 
:lol JKing, the fact that you had to do your own laundry as a kid is great. It builds character. I was shocked when I got to college and found out 18 and 19 year olds couldn't do laundry. My mind as blown.
 
Full time job, part time student. Should I buy a nice whip or load my metro card with X amount of cash?
 
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