the thread about nothing...

There are people on my patio drilling ****.......... what the ****
Happy Birthday rayray. married/kids/ by thirty?, not sure if I haven't thought that far ahead, or if I just don't want.
ok fine.... if neither of us are married, have kids, and have a house....... lets get er done 
let's say...35? done deal

I'll come over to the house for taco night.
Like real taco night or Taco Bell 12 pack night?
It depends on how unsuited looks by then.
Good point, bring your roommate just in case!
 
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30 will be my prime because I'll finally look like I'm 21.


What is it the whip appeal? or my babyface?
I think a huge part of looking young is genetics. taking care of yourself ties into that though.
The P Diddy proactive with the anti aging juice is what I use.
it's as much what you eat, but that sounds like a start 
30s the new 40
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I think you meant the other way around
 
She was warming up to me last night because I'm "talkative when drunk" I guess. My girl was over though.

Speaking of last night. I had the most struggle bottle of wine ever. I bought this bottle of Chardonnay from 2005 from this ghetto corner store. It was $30. My girlfriend tried opening it but the cork just crumbled and the top half came off. I tried, unsuccseffly, to get the bottom part of the cork out but it just kept crumbling to the corkscrew so I pushed it down into the bottle with a knife. Then strained the bottle into beer mug with a coffee filter and my girls hair tie wrapped around it. It strained mad slow though I was slowly pouring for about 15 minutes. Then it still tasted bad but no cork pieces at least. My gf wouldn't drink it after a few sips so I drank the whole bottle.
Get more pics of her......

That story bout the wine is hilarious and sad at the same time 
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whenever I get cheap wine I just go to Trader Joes or Sprouts 
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She was warming up to me last night because I'm "talkative when drunk" I guess. My girl was over though.


Speaking of last night. I had the most struggle bottle of wine ever. I bought this bottle of Chardonnay from 2005 from this ghetto corner store. It was $30. My girlfriend tried opening it but the cork just crumbled and the top half came off. I tried, unsuccseffly, to get the bottom part of the cork out but it just kept crumbling to the corkscrew so I pushed it down into the bottle with a knife. Then strained the bottle into beer mug with a coffee filter and my girls hair tie wrapped around it. It strained mad slow though I was slowly pouring for about 15 minutes. Then it still tasted bad but no cork pieces at least. My gf wouldn't drink it after a few sips so I drank the whole bottle.
Get more pics of her......

That story bout the wine is hilarious and sad at the same time 
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whenever I get cheap wine I just go to Trader Joes or Sprouts 
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She left her laundry in the dryer the other day when I was doing a bunch of my laundry. I had to remove it from there to put my stuff in to dry. Multiple pairs of panties were touched. I actually thought about you and grabbing a pair but if she found it that'd be madddd weird.
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 the fact that you thought about me makes me feel good 
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but yes, creeper pics would be nice 
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^^he didn't want a clean pair though, holler at us before they hit the wash




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Well obviously I would accept either pair!!
 
i swear, some of the requests made in TAN have to be illegal .

you guys say it so casually though lol
 
Ahh I see. :hat

I'm looking for someone lurking in the background or something. :lol
 
Man I turn 30 this year and I'm excited. I see no downside of becoming better, faster, stronger. Maturing into the man I always knew I'd be.
 
Ahh I see. :hat

I'm looking for someone lurking in the background or something. :lol

My girl/friend (as in a girl I hookup with but not my girlfriend) and I actually saw someone from my dorm walking back there :lol

Dude is a huge pot head :lol
 
Chipotle for lunch
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Starbucks for dessert
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What a damn good Tuesday
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I tried to go to Chipotle today, the line was so long if I stayed I wouldnt have gotten my food until my lunch was over. I wanted POTLE so bad.
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you gotta use the Chipotle app and order ahead of time... especially at prime lunch and dinner time..... 

*uses Chipotle app now* 
I would still have to wait in the line though right? Didnt eem know there was an app thoough.
Nope! If you order ahead of time you can just walk up to the register... (make sure you pay online with a card so you don't have to wait to pay at the store either!)
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This has to go downnnnn
Message just sent out from a co-worker




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Write back and be like, "yeah I grabbed it by accident. How do these things work?"

Anyone ever pee in a condom cuz you forget you're wearing one
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WUT
Life does not suck Antidope
But it does
only because you make terrible decisions.
put some red condiments on your food, delete those useless
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females from da phone and just enjoy life.
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This is too true. I'm a glutton for punishment. Maybe one day I will cross to the dark side and get ketchup and see what happens.
 
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